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Jan 25, 2020 15:35
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Venom Snake posted:you wouldn't create a bio-weapon without a clear weakness to ensure it couldn't be used against you effectively. nah this is all nature cooking something up in the wild-life markets, glad the CCP has straight up just banned them all lol talk about closing the barn door
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Jan 26, 2020 17:47
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:for each person infected they infect approx 5 people. which means the disease goes from 1,000 people to 5,000 people to 25,000 people to 125,000 people to 635,000 people to 3,125,000 to 15,625,000 to 78,125,000 people to 390,625,000 people to 1.9 billion people to 9.75 billion people to 48 billion people to 244 billion people to 1.2 trillion people, etc. 40 billion dead due to albert nobel's invention, coronavirus
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Jan 26, 2020 22:00
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Crusader posted:born to infect
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Jan 26, 2020 22:23
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decided to look up some of the other corona viruses on wikipedia:quote:The World Health Organization advises avoiding contact with camels and to eat only fully cooked camel meat, pasteurized camel milk, and to avoid drinking camel urine. thanks, i will definitely avoid drinking camel piss
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Jan 26, 2020 22:25
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:How long will it take to infect Baghdad? 2 days the next six months will be critical
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Jan 28, 2020 04:39
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SKULL.GIF posted:ragevirus. I am 100% certain that this exists somewhere deep in the amazon, congo, or the sumatran jungle this exists, it's called rabies
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Jan 28, 2020 04:46
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Schnorkles posted:i'm the incredibly angry virologist that i heard today yelling that it almost certainly didn't come from fish lmao
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Jan 28, 2020 05:04
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snoo posted:from the gbs thread god drat, that guy is lucky to be alive. once you go on the ventilator odds of survival are not great
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Jan 28, 2020 22:51
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dex_sda posted:And as a final shitpost, I encourage people to read about how loving utterly metal the immune system is, and just how inconceivable it is that it's so effective. It's a machine to win a genetic arms race in a week where the opponent has been preparing for generations. it sure sucks rear end when your immune system decides it wants to cause a ruckus when there's no threat tho
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Jan 29, 2020 18:06
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Xaris posted:i know we got lmao this owns, but poo poo is pretty serious and a bit scary because containment has such an extremely small % chance at success and the traits make it perfect to spread around unknowingly (not that people would generally give a poo poo even if they knew). especially as an ex-smoker, and taking public transit trains to work everyday in SF. oh well, so it goes we lmao for the traditional cspam reason of poo poo being hosed and there being little we can do about it
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Feb 7, 2020 04:24
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ahahaha this is some endtimes antichrist poo poo
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Feb 7, 2020 06:08
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vyelkin posted:Sounds like his was an early-ish case, before others realized what they were dealing with, and was likely worsened by his work. Healthcare professionals are often at significantly elevated risk from the diseases they're working to treat, just look at how the doctor that discovered SARS also died of SARS. yikes, didn't realize that guy was only 34
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Feb 7, 2020 23:06
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MarcusSA posted:The people on that Japanese ship are not in for a good time. welcum 2 hell
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Feb 8, 2020 02:42
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1227674348691087360 oh boy another sequel nobody asked for
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Feb 12, 2020 23:21
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SKULL.GIF posted:remember when this post was a joke just call it novacorona or something, sounds ominous and a bit cyberpunk
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Feb 13, 2020 00:17
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Zeno-25 posted:How long do you have to quit smoking to have reduced severity of pneumonia? imo don't use the disease that preferentially kills smokers as a reason not to quit smoking
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Feb 13, 2020 05:40
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:the center for posting control and meltdown prevention
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Feb 13, 2020 14:12
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ok has anyone tried to predict the future by looking at old trump tweets
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Feb 18, 2020 00:18
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TOOT BOOT posted:Maybe you could sell them to amateur rappers fuckin lol
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Feb 21, 2020 04:51
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Admiral Ray posted:the ideal quarantine food isn't rice and beans. it's fermented veggies, pickled beets, and 10 lb sticks of cured meats and fish. was just thinkin this today 
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Feb 24, 2020 01:00
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Lacrosse posted:I thought you were supposed to toss the water from the first soak when reconstituting dry beans because it'll make you sick? if this is because of kidney bean lectin cooking at a high enough temp (greater than boiling). the danger is that if you cook them at below boiling the toxicity gets worse, so make sure the beans get hot enough
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Feb 25, 2020 06:00
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while you were partying, i studied the bean
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Feb 26, 2020 14:53
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a month and a half ago we all thought we would die in nuclear hellfire. ah to be young and innocent again
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Feb 27, 2020 00:07
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Thinking about making guac. What's the best prepper replacement for avacados? as an rna virus the coronavirus is full of guac
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Feb 28, 2020 05:52
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kopasetic posted:talked to an infectious disease doc today who is convinced this is all overblown. the icu doc I talked to was almost making GBS threads himself. drat. stay safe medicine goons
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Feb 28, 2020 19:47
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Epic High Five posted:never stops being funny seeing people with 3%er poo poo on their social media saying that a low percentage of the population being symptomatic of a highly contagious disease means nothing in a few months '3%er' is gonna have a very different meaning
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Feb 28, 2020 19:50
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stuffed crust punk posted:whats the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea garbonza bean tape is real
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Feb 29, 2020 20:25
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:everything is going to be canceled. im waiting for sxsw to be canceled and austin freak out because while everyone hates it its a huge part of the economy cancel culture has gone too far this time
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Shear Modulus posted:https://twitter.com/JeremyKonyndyk/status/1234223668135448576?s=20 imagine giving the trump admin the benefit of the doubt
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Reclines Obesily posted:coronavirus update: i tested my quarantine diet by opening a box of muesli bars and eating all of them, i now have a stummy ache gastrointestinal distress? sounds like coronavirus
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hi i have no idea what levels of irony everyone is posting at right now but please do not take medical advice from this thread
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Mar 3, 2020 03:18
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703 posted:https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1234662366043705349 this guy thought he was gonna get an easy gig where he gets to be the boss and funnel a bunch of money to his pharma buddies but instead an actual disaster happened and he's goin under the bus because the big wet president looks bad on tv
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Mar 3, 2020 03:20
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this virus, the one that causes pneumonia? yeah it probably eats your brain that's why people can't breathe
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Mar 3, 2020 03:23
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Atrocious Joe posted:this has aged well lol
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Mar 3, 2020 03:39
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Schnorkles posted:let it be known that triple sulk posted that he was feeling sick with coronavirus like things and i hope he is okay that is all we've had several us posters report similar symptoms. but we don't know who has the coronavirus and who has a cold or flu because the cdc tests both dont work and they cost 3000 dollars. also you cant get one unless you are dying
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Rated PG-34 posted:I tried to convince my bro that the root of the bad ncov response is capitalism but i don’t think he really bought it i wonder if the powers that be realize, that, while most people will pay thousands of dollars they don't have to keep themselves or a loved one alive, they will not do this to prevent the spread of a disease
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Charlz Guybon posted:I'd be glad to be wrong, but I definitely do not believe the administrations is capable of this 'up to'
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