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*struggling to push a lawnmower across a messy lawn* heh that wimp let me mow his lawn, looks like there's only one REAL man on this block |
# ? Jan 23, 2020 12:54 |
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me and another man glance at each-other as we head to the same door, we both immediately break into sprints. with a diving leap, i reach the door first and politely hold it open for him. he looks down in humiliation as i look to the sky and howl in victory
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 12:55 |
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Saying sorry to someone when they bump into you before they have the chance to say sorry to you for bumping into you. |
# ? Jan 23, 2020 13:45 |
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every snow day i wake up and i shovel gord's sidewalk before my own. he gets all bundled up and walks outside and sees his freshly shoveled sidewalk. he looks at his brand-new shovel and sighs. he knows he will never get any canadian cred with a brand-new shovel. he knows that he will never be known as the nicest guy on the block. i am the nicest guy on the block. i became so by winning at snow shoveling, every time.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:17 |
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"hey gord, good morning pal! you heading out early?" "n-no biosterous, i was just thinking... th-thinking maybe i'd get my sidewalk shoveled..." "haha well no need for that today! you keep your stick on the ice!" "y-yeah, thank you..."
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:18 |
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(oh jeez that feels mean, sorry fictional gord!)
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:19 |
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biosterous posted:every snow day i wake up and i shovel gord's sidewalk before my own. he gets all bundled up and walks outside and sees his freshly shoveled sidewalk. he looks at his brand-new shovel and sighs. he knows he will never get any canadian cred with a brand-new shovel. he knows that he will never be known as the nicest guy on the block. i am the nicest guy on the block. i became so by winning at snow shoveling, every time.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:03 |
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dave: ah poo poo i left my wallet in the car mike and jim: i'll get it *the restruant suddenly falls silent, mike and jim stand up as one and slowly circle each-other, both looking to establish dominance*
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:06 |
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Two 75 year old Canadian men to one another inside their 95 year old Canadian mother's womb: "After you!" "No, I insist- after YOU!" The mother looks on beaming with pride at the two polite Canadian gentlemen she is raising. |
# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:08 |
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biosterous posted:(oh jeez that feels mean, sorry fictional gord!) Saying soarry for being too fictionally polite to a fictional person is p alpha |
# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:56 |
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Saying "ah jeez kid" and then letting the stowaway ride up in the cab with you
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:58 |
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 16:18 |
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watho posted:arson beta as hell tbh
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 17:17 |
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Calling someone you don't know "buddy" or "bud".
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 19:49 |
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Getting the most assists and least goals in my hockey rec league. |
# ? Jan 23, 2020 20:47 |
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The X-man cometh posted:Getting the most assists and least goals in my hockey rec league. my peers looking on in envy as i receive the coveted best sportsmanship award
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 22:20 |
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drinking 6 liters of coffee because you showed up early to the office with a box of coffee and tim bits to find that all 14 of your coworkers also did the same thing. |
# ? Jan 23, 2020 22:49 |
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passing someone the maple syrup just a moment before they were gonna ask you to pass it
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 23:40 |
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A Canadian dude once bumped me and didn't say soarry. I felt as though I needed to call the mounties to report my own murder. |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 00:31 |
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after trying to wave each other thru an intersection, throwing it in reverse and going back home |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 00:43 |
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undercover cop who breaks up maple syrup heists
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 00:48 |
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Hugh Malone posted:after trying to wave each other thru an intersection, throwing it in reverse and going back home "never look directly at the driver of the other car or you will get into a Wave War" is an actual canadian road rule Yinlock fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jan 24, 2020
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:10 |
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wingmanning for complete strangers at the bar
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:20 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:undercover cop who breaks up maple syrup heists "You wouldn't be the fellas who took 300 barrels of A1 Nova Scotia syrup, wouldja?" "Oh shoot, we're the guys. Sorry aboot that, we'll put it back after this beer" |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:24 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:undercover cop who breaks up maple syrup heists Sticky Situations. Coming this fall to CBC.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:44 |
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Yinlock posted:wingmanning for complete strangers at the bar Whoria Discordia posted:Sticky Situations. Coming this fall to CBC. |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:54 |
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Gordon and I lock eyes. We both have a molson in each hand. Who will crack em and offer a cold one first? From the shadows, margie emerges. Shes back from the rez, with native smokes. Gordon and I wilt like Yankees in the winter. She is our queen. |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 03:16 |
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Yinlock posted:"never look directly at the driver of the other car or you will get into a Wave War" is an actual canadian road rule 4 cars, 4 way stop. They all die, in their cars, waiting, politely |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 03:16 |
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Telling the bear in your dumpster to go-on, get out. |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:50 |
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Heather Papps posted:4 cars, 4 way stop. They all die, in their cars, waiting, politely 4 way stops have RULES, goddammit!
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:23 |
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Finger Prince posted:Telling the bear in your dumpster to go-on, get out. I will use this and any other excuse to post this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLsM2ijRao |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 06:09 |
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alnilam posted:Saying soarry for being too fictionally polite to a fictional person is p alpha It's a veritable onion of extraneous politeness |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 13:52 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I will use this and any other excuse to post this video. hi i've been looking for this video for a while, thank you!!
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 14:19 |
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biosterous posted:hi i've been looking for this video for a while, thank you!! Now I'm doubly happy. Thank you. |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 14:20 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Now I'm doubly happy. Thank you. Oh no, now we got a thank-off right here in this here thread! |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 14:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq-w7lgtwsU |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 15:10 |
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youtube posted:Well it looks like the Canadian space program is coming along.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 15:14 |
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framing myself for the murder my neighbor committed
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 15:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Vic7jRHvA |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 16:12 |
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*reading thread title* oh no i guess it'll just be Cnd now |
# ? Jan 24, 2020 16:14 |