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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:what's the mcguffen in this lovely show “how much can we piss on the ideas of star trek while including enough fan service to trick the rubes”
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 22:18 |
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:is she a data She is his daughter, after a fashion
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 22:20 |
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in the latest episode the writers litterrally tell the audience they don't like or understand science fiction as a genre.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 02:47 |
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so the irregularity in picards parietal lobe is gonna be a piece of data in his head, right and thats why the title sequence has tiny chunks of things flying into patrick stewart
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 02:56 |
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can picard carry datas katra because he was a borg once
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 02:57 |
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god this show has a long rear end intro
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:32 |
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so trek is now dune and also blade runner. oof this dialog is rough
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:38 |
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who is this old guy? is he somebody?
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:45 |
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oh but seriously I posted:who is this old guy? is he somebody? patrick stewart
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:47 |
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Squizzle posted:patrick stewart lol yo that scene with the admiral was some good poo poo. red shirt gal is going to get ganked
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:51 |
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:53 |
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p stu doesn't like sci fi. he is totally putting the moves on this much younger woman
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:56 |
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deborgification
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:57 |
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i am getting strong disco spock vibes from this romulan gently caress boi
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:59 |
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admirals are always fucks
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 04:00 |
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romulans are the dirt worstoh but seriously I posted:oof this dialog is rough
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 04:07 |
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i like that picard is basically a victorian or pulp gentleman-adventurer, having an array of friends from his life lived interestingly, up and down all social classes like ofc his irish romulan household aid lady is also a crack detective. and ofc his first 2 choices for getting passage on a ship are (1) ring up an admiral at the space navy and ask for some pinnace they can spare and second, some sorta crime-doër who can get him onto a pirate ship
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 04:09 |
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that's it? i suppose writing an actual ending is a hopelessly pre-streaming mentality
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 04:11 |
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yeah this one stops really abruptly. i think they tried for a big reveal moment at the end to cap it off, but it was just that the romulan guy we already didnt trust, should not be trusted, and is related to the lady we were just introduced to when she received all that terrible exposition about the nefarious romulan black ops cult from commodoro super poorly paced and set up, as endings go, but i am enjoying the series so far loved that the admiral was a tng-style rear end in a top hat admiral
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 04:16 |
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Squizzle posted:loved that the admiral was a tng-style rear end in a top hat admiral oh but seriously I posted:admirals are always fucks
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 04:22 |
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so is this the final nail in the coffin of roddenberry's vision or what
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 05:12 |
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El Generico posted:so is this the final nail in the coffin of roddenberry's vision or what one mild sex scene and picard macked on an inappropriately young lady. barely horny at all, so yes
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 05:15 |
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the rights are or maybe were a total mess. iirc viacom owns everything again when it bought CBS a couple of months ago so maybe after this flops the new CEOs will back dumptrucks of money up to ronald d moore and ira behr
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 05:16 |
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dukat essentially is gene if you think on it
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 05:16 |
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P sure the joke is Picard doesn't get sci fi because for him it's just fi
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 11:14 |
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lol i wonder if them doing the forensics poo poo in the dead android's apartment was a sop to CBS's audience being heavily weighted towards brainwormed boomers who love NCSI and CSI and other such bullshitRaskolnikov38 posted:the rights are or maybe were a total mess. iirc viacom owns everything again when it bought CBS a couple of months ago so maybe after this flops the new CEOs will back dumptrucks of money up to ronald d moore and ira behr ron moore's an overrated hack
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 01:20 |
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If it was pretend actual forensics poo poo maybe I coulda almost cared but it was pretend pretend forensics poo poo like hot drat
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 01:25 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:ron moore's an overrated hack still better than the horseshit they're making now
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 01:28 |
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i mean, on the one hand, disco did spend a third of the first season loving around with mirror universe bullshit on the other hand, "nuhhhh i don't wanna lose mary mcdonnell, let's temporarily cure her cancer with magical half-cylon baby blood"
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 01:32 |
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I tried rewatching BSG and just could not get through it. on second viewing i hated all the characters and i knew how stupid the plot was so there was nothing to keep me invested. ds9 i rewatch all the time cause it rules. CBS, stop wasting money on bad trek and spend it on ds9 remasters
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 03:14 |
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moore can be brought back just limit him to writing a couple of episodes instead of being a producer
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 03:18 |
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i think hes probably fine as long as you have a strong editor/show runner to put him in his place.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 03:25 |
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I promise that I'm going to finish watching episode two of this. I am going to do it. Nothing will stop me.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 03:30 |
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i don't think anyone will hold you to that promise as it borders on self-harm
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 03:30 |
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So is this a good first Star Trek series to watch?
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 03:32 |
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maybe its better if you don't have any attachment to the franchise, but i doubt it
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 03:53 |
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Some questions I think you'd have 10 minutes into episode 1 of star trek picard. 1) Who is Data and where did he go. 2) What is a Romulan.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 03:56 |
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hahaha that scene where the Romulan lady creates crime scene footage from litterrally nothing
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 03:59 |
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reignofevil posted:Some questions I think you'd have 10 minutes into episode 1 of star trek picard. neither of these questions will end up mattering
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 03:59 |
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reignofevil posted:2) What is a Romulan. The bald sweaty guys from Star Trek 09?
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