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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I have no objection to talking but this was all just the worst kind of writing. TNG did talking right by mostly having characters exploring problems, this was just technobabbling in front of a computer to pretend this is some kind of mystery show. Prior to that was extended talking about a mythical mystery organization that exists as a replacement organization for another organization we already knew about no seriously I'm gonna complain because this was not the good kind of talking

Star trek is good when the stuff they are talking about is informative not when it's just someone reading space wikipedia at you about the romulan CIA!

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
If it was pretend actual forensics poo poo maybe I coulda almost cared but it was pretend pretend forensics poo poo like hot drat

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I promise that I'm going to finish watching episode two of this. I am going to do it. Nothing will stop me.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Some questions I think you'd have 10 minutes into episode 1 of star trek picard.

1) Who is Data and where did he go.

2) What is a Romulan.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Seems good to me go for it Roth tell us what you think

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm watching episode 2 again

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I finished watching. Old people talking was fine. Taking a Borg apart was cool.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm gonna watch more Picard today

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Live watch starts now

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Why is ALL of the audio on cbs all access significantly quieter than any other show or video on the internet. Mike is right to be confused as to what peoples names are everyone sounds like they are mumbling at max volume.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Picard's nickname of JL makes me think he is the entire justice league.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Watching this I definitely know about lifelong slides into rage

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I actually have no problems with being on the ship thus far

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
no no no no get back on the ship get back on the ship

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I wanna see these big rear end laser guns shoot holes in people or at least phase them.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
the newssssssssssssss

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
oh no
we've reached the end of all

the destroyer

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Yay we're back in the shipppppppppp

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Watching the new episode, mostly liking it

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Hey look it's seven of nine

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'd like to echo every word of the above post.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Bit of a hughe reveal I know.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Just watched the last two picards. Dumb but I liked them well enough at parts.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm gonna watch the next ep..... eventually

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Okay I'm about to watch the show now

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I already had to stop.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Okay I'm watching again

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Can Vulcan's lie in a mind meld? Probably

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Lmao at them just leaving Elnor on the cube. Why even introduce the fuckin' character then!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

I scrolled past this cuz I thought it might be a spoiler but I love it

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
What the gently caress is going on with this woods-girl and her bow. Why does she spend her time LARPing and if she spends her time LARPing why the gently caress is she pointing her bow at random old men who show up on her planet and threatening to kill them.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Heh it's riker

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I guess riker's daughter was poking the bow around because they had trouble with the tzinti or whatever the gently caress

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Neat!



To me the thing that is least believable about this whole episode is that the Riker family doesn't have a guest bedroom for picard.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Why is it ladies always be showering together in tv shows and such let me tell you how many people are allowed to watch me shower, none. I close my eyes when I shower and never peek, not once ever, and so should you.

reignofevil fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Mar 9, 2020

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Even I'm incredulous that someone could have the capacity to read a whole dictionary in two minutes and yet somehow this person was ever convinced they were an actual human being.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Riker pretty clearly makes the shittiest pizza ever. I don't think he even rendered his tomatoes down into paste first.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Troi being a real bitch and telling someone who has never had a grown-tomato before to try one. Don't get me wrong tomato is delicious as hell but it's not an apple you don't just give it to someone and say "have a bite" unless you're doing some kinda bit. Sure Vashj or Dashj or whatever has probably had a tomato before just from the replicator so she should basically know what she's getting into more or less but it just doesn't sit well with me when they probably have more palatable things than fuckin' tomatoes.

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Luckily she loved the tomato.

Also I forgot about the safeguards but that honestly raises even more questions in my mind

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