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greetings & merry met, everyone!! Welcoime to the magic spells center for posting about your spells & making spells. I want to lay down a few ground rules: 1. No curses!! Everyone saw what got the last thread closed. 2. fire, earth, water, air, wind, and void are the only real magical elements; mods will crack down on any derails about other kinds of elemental power 3. this is a zero tolerance zone for trolls, goblins, gnomes, etc. Heres a magic spell I've been cooking up. I think its purpose is pretty self explanatory: 
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I cast deez nutzum *thread rating immediately turns to a 1* 
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Jan 24, 2020 01:02
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anyone try out the convertible wand/Fleshlight combo on Woot today?
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Jan 24, 2020 01:04
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trying out some new magic (void + fire)
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Jan 24, 2020 01:12
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I've had to hunt all day for a power spot to cast this incantation, but eventually settled on the one located by the chipotle down the street. I had previously used this location to prepare a 'smooth divorce' spell (look it up) so was afraid it might be low on energy, but everything worked out fine:
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Jan 24, 2020 01:38
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Please review my mod icon
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Jan 24, 2020 01:41
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Could you give me some spell advice
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Jan 24, 2020 01:42
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Could you give me some spell advice start simple. you arent going to strike down your enemies in a day, but you can probably make them step in dogshit and other gross stuff like that.
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Jan 24, 2020 01:44
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I think Fireball does 3 damage if I remember correctly.
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Jan 24, 2020 01:45
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Got PMed a question that I thought I would share, as I dont know much about computer magic (i just do some cantrips for the folks):quote:Hello
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Jan 24, 2020 01:48
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Does anyone know about a spell to speed up your internet connection like a hundred, thousand or maybe a million times faster?
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Press the Turbo button on your PC Tower, PrivateMessage Goon.
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Jan 24, 2020 01:56
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I cast lvl 69 sexium on you and turn you into a real fine lady
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Jan 24, 2020 02:18
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*snorts Haha good one GOONS!
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Jan 24, 2020 02:20
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Is abra cadabra still the magic word or is this some of that please is the magic word bullshit?
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Jan 24, 2020 02:27
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I cast "bad memories" and now it takes you hours to fall asleep.
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Jan 24, 2020 02:27
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Seizon posted:Got PMed a question that I thought I would share, as I dont know much about computer magic (i just do some cantrips for the folks): if you go to speedtest.net your results will multiply at least ten fold for that one site only edit: this is a beginner spell
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Jan 24, 2020 02:30
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im in the market for some greater banishment scrolls
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Jan 24, 2020 02:31
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Stretch Marx posted:I cast "bad memories" and now it takes you hours to fall asleep. no!!!! noooo!!!!!!
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Jan 24, 2020 02:32
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Could you give me some spell advice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFLJEIrfx9U&t=498s
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Jan 24, 2020 02:39
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I cast that one spell everyone knows about
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Jan 24, 2020 02:49
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nightbae smokewheat posted:_,-'|
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Jan 24, 2020 02:53
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Why can we only cast Captain Planet spells? 
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Jan 24, 2020 02:54
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why can we only cast Captain Planet spells? Cuz this is a thread for druids
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Jan 24, 2020 02:56
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nightbae smokewheat posted:_,-'|
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Jan 24, 2020 02:57
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Devitalize Air Area Removes the life-sustaining essence from the air within its area of effect, rendering it unbreathable. Until the “dead” air dissipates, any being who needs to breathe begins to suffocate (see Suffocation, p. B436), and flames within the spell’s area of effect flicker and die. Victims may not notice the spell’s effect until they begin losing FP; roll vs. Per to notice the changed quality of the air. Sleeping victims must roll vs. HT to wake up once they begin suffocating. The spell lasts until living air diffuses back into the affected area. This takes 1 minute per yard of radius in an unventilated area, or as little as 10 seconds on a windy day outdoors. In an airtight room, the air stays devitalized indefinitely! Purify Air reverses this spell’s effects. Base cost: 2. Cannot be maintained; must be recast. Prerequisite: Destroy Air. Item Staff, wand, or jewelry. Cost to create: 300 energy and a $200 onyx.
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Jan 24, 2020 02:59
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Seizon posted:start simple. you arent going to strike down your enemies in a day, but you can probably make them step in dogshit and other gross stuff like that. Hw about making them feel vaguely uncomfortable in a way they cant really put their finger on
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Jan 24, 2020 02:59
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Black August posted:Devitalize Air lol reminds me of friday night beer farts XD
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Jan 24, 2020 03:00
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Skypie posted:Cuz this is a thread for druids God damnit I put on my necromancer helmet and wizard pants for nothing. Lookin like a sad mc hammer over here. 
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Jan 24, 2020 03:00
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I put on my robe and wizard hat,
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Jan 24, 2020 03:07
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I don't want to cast any spells, I just want to tap some mana.
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Jan 24, 2020 03:07
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1redflag posted:I cast deez nutzum
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Jan 24, 2020 03:09
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Seizon posted:lol reminds me of friday night beer farts XD Odor Area Produces any odor the caster is familiar with. The odor lingers for about an hour, gradually diminishing (outdoors it spreads out and quickly dissipates). The spell produces no other physical effects – for instance, the odor of a poison is not poisonous. Duration: 1 hour. Base cost: 1. Cannot be maintained. Prerequisite: No-Smell. Item: Jewelry that constantly surrounds the wearer with one scent (set at time of casting). Energy cost to create: 40.
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Jan 24, 2020 03:20
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:God damnit I put on my necromancer helmet and wizard pants for nothing. Lookin like a sad mc hammer over here. helmet-? Its not 2017 anymore dude
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Jan 24, 2020 03:44
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adorning my boutique mitre today
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Jan 24, 2020 03:45
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Seizon posted:helmet-? Its not 2017 anymore dude Yeah, yeah I know.  *sad diminishing power down bleeps as helmet lights dim to an amber hue and fade to black*
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Jan 24, 2020 03:46
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helmets are acceptable for spellcasters as long as they are skulls imo, especially goatskulls  E: like look at this motherfucker here  this is an acceptable spellcaster helmet Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Jan 24, 2020 |
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Jan 24, 2020 03:47
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Whether you have purchased or made your magic wand, it is still just a stick of wood at first. You need to put the magic into it. Here is a simple ceremony, for your magical things. What you need On your Altar, or work table, have some Salt in a little dish, cup, or bowl, some Water also in a cup or bowl, a lit stick of incense, and a candle. Arrange the altar; Set the Incense on the east side , the Candle on the South side, the bowl of water on the west side, the salt on the north side. A compass is a handy tool for a magician to have! Lodge the wand as firmly up your rear end in a top hat as you can manage. The Magic Principle; The Four elements correspond to the four directions. There is a fifth direction, up. There is an element for that direction, too, and that is the element of Spirit. You, yourself, are the symbol for the direction Up.
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Jan 24, 2020 03:50
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Seizon posted:Lodge the wand as firmly up your rear end in a top hat as you can manage. I had only suspicions before, but now I am convinced that we are in the presence of a true master. This is the hallmark of the genuine article here, folks.
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Jan 24, 2020 03:53
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Weak minded magicians using base elements lol. True power is in death magic! 
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Jan 24, 2020 03:55
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I cast Mage Fist and instruct my party to relax and breathe
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