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Just because you're over 30 doesn't mean you can't piss off your dad, so let's figure out some ways to piss him off. For example, maybe you put Bernie 2020 stickers on all of his Allman Brothers CDs, or if he likes to go fishing, you could put a Bernie 2020 sticker on his fishing rod. Post your best ideas for pissing off your father in this thread
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:48 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:36 |
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Continuing to be a massive failure and disappointment.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:50 |
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Tell him he’s not your real dad. Even better if he’s your real dad.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:51 |
put classic in front of the genre of all the songs he likes
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:51 |
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I love my dad
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:53 |
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Lucavi posted:I love my dad you can love your dad and still appreciate a fussy daddy. you don't even have to do the things that piss him off that you think of. just having that knowledge could give you the upper hand
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:59 |
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I guess I could go out to the cemetery and harshly critique his headstone.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:59 |
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tell him that the term brainstorm is offensive to people with epilepsy this wouldn't actually piss off my dad i've rarely seen him angry
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:01 |
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I work with my dad. So pretty much anything and anyone can piss him off. It's a day to day bases
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:01 |
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DAD: So, heheh... any plans to gimme some grandkids anytime soon? ME: *scanning the den like a navy seal for all the most optimal places to put a Bernie 2020 sticker in order to maximized how pissed off he would be* we shall see, father
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:03 |
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Drink soda out of one of his nice wine glasses. Or just put an "I voted for Hillary" bumper sticker on his car. A Bernie sticker would probably at least annoy him, but a Hillary sticker? That's a guaranteed pissed off Dad.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:08 |
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WaffleZombie posted:Drink soda out of one of his nice wine glasses. this is a solid play
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:10 |
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Borrow some tools then put them back in the wrong place. Owned!
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:13 |
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Have sex with his wife.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:15 |
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Cut his lawn in a West to east pattern on a north-south week
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:16 |
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gently caress his caddy (his caddys name is Tyrone)
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:17 |
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Duh, show him your internet browsing history of course. Both my parents were going up the walls when I was a teenager and found two tasteful nudes of playboy centerfolds I printed out on our inkjet and kept in my sock drawer. They were even more furious when they found out I had printed more copies and brought them to school to distribute among my friends. If they had seen what I have in the 20 years of browsing the internet since then they would most likely die.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:21 |
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mallratcal posted:Have sex with his wife. Have sex with his (legal age) daughter.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:26 |
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Not mow the lawn
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:26 |
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Show up for work late and put less than 40 hours in
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:29 |
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Drink right from the carton
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:18 |
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sucking dicks, drinking cum... this works for basically anybody regardless of how you identify
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:22 |
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mallratcal posted:Have sex with his wife. Even better if she's your biological mother.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:24 |
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Turn the thermostat up above 70 degrees in winter.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:26 |
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Piss on your dad.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:27 |
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find out stuff he used to be into when he was around 30 years old and call it "really old" or "archaic"
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:28 |
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If I blocked MSNBC from his cable box. He would probably kill me with his bare hands. lol
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:30 |
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The only way I could piss off my dad is to somehow become my mom, and then passively suggest that he's cooking wrong
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:31 |
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i married an ethnic lady, he really hated that.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:31 |
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"im gay"
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:34 |
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Reply to his dumb conservative spam emails with "Unsubscribe"
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:37 |
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Valko posted:Duh, show him your internet browsing history of course. probably more mad that you used up the color ink, that poo poo is expensive
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:09 |
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I think digging him up and standing on the bones and pissing on the graves next door would be about the only way i could manage it
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:11 |
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Take a poo poo on his front lawn.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:16 |
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Suck his sick but bail before he finishes
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:16 |
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Stick his keys up your butthole
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:20 |
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Odddzy posted:Piss on your dad.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:23 |
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Recognize the global-scale turf war, when he loving refuses to listen to both sides of the tale
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:27 |
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I or my children haven’t seen him in 6 years. I don’t know where he lives and don’t care. He sends txt and emails. Delete
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:27 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:36 |
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hah. suckers. dad wasnt too kind to me when i was a kid but now hes much more easy going and ive lowered the bar all my life. now the strategy is finally paying dividends
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:36 |