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Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames
Just because you're over 30 doesn't mean you can't piss off your dad, so let's figure out some ways to piss him off. For example, maybe you put Bernie 2020 stickers on all of his Allman Brothers CDs, or if he likes to go fishing, you could put a Bernie 2020 sticker on his fishing rod. Post your best ideas for pissing off your father in this thread

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Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Continuing to be a massive failure and disappointment. :smuggo:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Tell him he’s not your real dad. Even better if he’s your real dad.

Seizon
Oct 10, 2011



put classic in front of the genre of all the songs he likes

Lucavi
May 12, 2002
I love my dad

Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames

Lucavi posted:

I love my dad

you can love your dad and still appreciate a fussy daddy. you don't even have to do the things that piss him off that you think of. just having that knowledge could give you the upper hand

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I guess I could go out to the cemetery and harshly critique his headstone.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
tell him that the term brainstorm is offensive to people with epilepsy

this wouldn't actually piss off my dad i've rarely seen him angry

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I work with my dad. So pretty much anything and anyone can piss him off. It's a day to day bases

Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames
DAD: So, heheh... any plans to gimme some grandkids anytime soon?
ME: *scanning the den like a navy seal for all the most optimal places to put a Bernie 2020 sticker in order to maximized how pissed off he would be* we shall see, father

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Drink soda out of one of his nice wine glasses.

Or just put an "I voted for Hillary" bumper sticker on his car. A Bernie sticker would probably at least annoy him, but a Hillary sticker? That's a guaranteed pissed off Dad.

Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames

WaffleZombie posted:

Drink soda out of one of his nice wine glasses.

Or just put an "I voted for Hillary" bumper sticker on his car. A Bernie sticker would probably at least annoy him, but a Hillary sticker? That's a guaranteed pissed off Dad.

this is a solid play

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Borrow some tools then put them back in the wrong place. Owned!

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Have sex with his wife.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Cut his lawn in a West to east pattern on a north-south week

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
gently caress his caddy (his caddys name is Tyrone)

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Duh, show him your internet browsing history of course.

Both my parents were going up the walls when I was a teenager and found two tasteful nudes of playboy centerfolds I printed out on our inkjet and kept in my sock drawer. They were even more furious when they found out I had printed more copies and brought them to school to distribute among my friends.

If they had seen what I have in the 20 years of browsing the internet since then they would most likely die.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

mallratcal posted:

Have sex with his wife.

Have sex with his (legal age) daughter.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Not mow the lawn

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Show up for work late and put less than 40 hours in

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

Drink right from the carton

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
sucking dicks, drinking cum... this works for basically anybody regardless of how you identify

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

mallratcal posted:

Have sex with his wife.
:hmmyes:

Even better if she's your biological mother.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
Turn the thermostat up above 70 degrees in winter.

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
Piss on your dad.

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
find out stuff he used to be into when he was around 30 years old and call it "really old" or "archaic"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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If I blocked MSNBC from his cable box. He would probably kill me with his bare hands. lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
The only way I could piss off my dad is to somehow become my mom, and then passively suggest that he's cooking wrong

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


i married an ethnic lady, he really hated that.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
"im gay"

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Reply to his dumb conservative spam emails with "Unsubscribe"

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Valko posted:

Duh, show him your internet browsing history of course.

Both my parents were going up the walls when I was a teenager and found two tasteful nudes of playboy centerfolds I printed out on our inkjet and kept in my sock drawer. They were even more furious when they found out I had printed more copies and brought them to school to distribute among my friends.

If they had seen what I have in the 20 years of browsing the internet since then they would most likely die.

probably more mad that you used up the color ink, that poo poo is expensive

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
I think digging him up and standing on the bones and pissing on the graves next door would be about the only way i could manage it

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Take a poo poo on his front lawn.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
Suck his sick but bail before he finishes

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Stick his keys up your butthole

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Odddzy posted:

Piss on your dad.
yeah and call him a piss pig

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Recognize the global-scale turf war, when he loving refuses to listen to both sides of the tale

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I or my children haven’t seen him in 6 years. I don’t know where he lives and don’t care. He sends txt and emails. Delete

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hah. suckers. dad wasnt too kind to me when i was a kid but now hes much more easy going and ive lowered the bar all my life. now the strategy is finally paying dividends

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