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when you're pissing in the toilet in a private bathroom do you pull your pants all the way down or do you honestly just unzip edit: this can be A question thread for other bathroom stuff Slumpy fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jan 24, 2020 |
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Jan 24, 2020 06:40
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i have always pulled my pants down entirely to go piss into the toilet
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Jan 24, 2020 06:41
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just zip. I feel like if I ever pulled my pants all the way down, an emergency would happen and I would fall over
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Jan 24, 2020 06:49
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interesting. so you live in fear, youd say?
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Jan 24, 2020 06:51
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i usually don't wear anything with a zipper, so i usually pull the elastic waistband down and tuck it up underneath the...well the balls. lifts everything up a bit and you get a good pisser without pulling your huggies all the way down. |
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Jan 24, 2020 13:59
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Unzip, sit down, pee |
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Jan 24, 2020 14:12
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What I do is I take off my pants, announce LOUDLY that I am now wearing them on my head, and then I take a piss right there wherever I happen to be (just lol if you go to the BATHROOM to piss, geeze...) |
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Jan 24, 2020 14:30
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Slumpy posted:interesting. so you live in fear, youd say? Peeing in general is an increasingly fearful activity imo and as time marches on relentlessly I think we all will come to the conclusion that the bathroom is a dangerous place in which we should not feel comfortable in anyways. Imagine, you are losing parts of yourself in there. Stuff that you maybe cared about. You made that stuff and all we do is flush it all away and maybe laugh about the format and size of our butts, because butts are inherently funny and the only light of hope in a world full of darkness due to having dimly lit bathrooms.
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Jan 24, 2020 15:40
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Slumpy posted:when you're pissing in the toilet in a private bathroom do you pull your pants all the way down or do you honestly just unzip If I just unzip, then I'm going to have piss-soaked everything. No need to pull them all the way down, although other women might do so. |
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Jan 24, 2020 15:51
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Jan 24, 2020 16:17
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Jan 24, 2020 17:10
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i piss directly into my own rear end, negating the need to pull my pants down at all. just kinda stick my hand down there and arrange everything
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Jan 24, 2020 17:12
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That's what I'm talking about
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Jan 24, 2020 17:37
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Just lol if you don't fully disrobe when using the facilities. |
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Jan 24, 2020 18:33
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Before he was co opted by nazis this very issue was the origin of 
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Jan 24, 2020 21:40
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Just lol if you don't fully disrobe when using the facilities. Gotta make sure you don't overheat |
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Jan 24, 2020 21:51
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Why on earth would you piss in the toilet and not the kitchen sink like the king of the castle should |
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Jan 24, 2020 22:52
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I fully disrobe to piss in the sink |
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Jan 24, 2020 22:53
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vanisher posted:Why on earth would you piss in the toilet and not the kitchen sink like the king of the castle should That would be so uncomfortable. |
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Jan 24, 2020 23:05
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the kings real throne is stainless steel
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Jan 24, 2020 23:14
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Slumpy posted:interesting. so you live in fear, youd say? oh yes, absolutely
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Jan 24, 2020 23:33
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Nothing encourages urination like some good old fashioned fear. It's a reflex, don't you know. |
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Jan 25, 2020 01:07
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i honestly used to pee in the sink a lot for the ecological effect until i moved and now its too tall for me to do it comfortably, leading to higher water usage.
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Jan 25, 2020 02:01
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you can just hold it until it kills you like Tycho Brahe
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Jan 25, 2020 02:27
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i like to unbutton, unzip, and set below the nether region this allows me to take pride in my ability to not accidentally pee on myself, and having my pants partially down means i’m ready for any variables |
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Jan 25, 2020 03:14
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sometimes i pee sitting down because it gives me time to text, read good threads, and maybe send a funny snapchat to friends with a caption like “anotha day anotha poo” even though i’m only peeing |
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Jan 25, 2020 03:18
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Macnult posted:sometimes i pee sitting down because it gives me time to text, read good threads, and maybe send a funny snapchat to friends with a caption like “anotha day anotha poo” even though i’m only peeing A very important incident in my life is when I sat down to pee simply because I was so drat tired and when I farted as I so often do when I pee, I poo poo right into the bowl. if I had been standing up I would have poo poo my pants. And that, friends, is divine providence.
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Jan 25, 2020 03:29
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my gramma told me this joke if yer canadian before you go to the bathroom, and canadian when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in there? your - a - peein'
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Jan 25, 2020 04:18
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your gramma was woke. Respect 
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Jan 25, 2020 04:53
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vanisher posted:the kings real throne is stainless steel The piddle of steel. |
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Jan 25, 2020 08:42
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Fredrik1 posted:Unzip, sit down, pee |
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Jan 25, 2020 11:59
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you idiots still use toilets? jesus christ. it's 2020. "cath up" already, if you know what i mean |
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Jan 25, 2020 13:30
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advantages of cathing • don't have to take your pants off nearly ever • can put your catheter bag in the recycling. urine is a renewable • encourages a broad, channel-like urethra. this helps to prevent "fitzpatrick's constriction" and enables gallstones to pass directly and seamlessly into the urine oubliette below |
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Jan 25, 2020 13:36
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these are a godsend
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Jan 26, 2020 03:42
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Fredrik1 posted:Unzip, sit down, pee ---------------- |
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Jan 27, 2020 05:59
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wtf kind of question is that op |
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Jan 27, 2020 07:04
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Usually I'm already naked, on account of me being in the shower. |
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Jan 27, 2020 07:26
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Finger Prince posted:Usually I'm already naked, on account of me being in the shower. But are you also red and mad? |
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Jan 27, 2020 08:07
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I pull my pants down all the way and piss into them then pull them back up
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Jan 27, 2020 15:00
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i dated a girl who's step dad was german and after a few years i realized that a huge reason that they worked was that he sat down to piss. ex loves ma was a nurse, with germophobia and a touch of ocd and like, not having dude piss rocked all over the bathroom was, and i honestly believe this, her "i will marry you" moment.
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