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A Pack of Kobolds posted:a car stopped on the street and then drove a way later what does this mean The answer depends entire upon the ethnicity of the driver.
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"Is this anyone's dead cat?" *Posts pictures of cat hit by car for everyone to see*
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:a car stopped on the street and then drove a way later what does this mean Drugs. It means drugs.
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Jan 24, 2020 18:11
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GigaPeon posted:"Is this anyone's dead cat?" tbf that's not unreasonable per se if someone is wondering what happened to their cat, at least it might help someone find closure. idk if it has spoiler tags or can just link to it unembedded though. at least compared to flood of racist dogwhistle paranoid baby bomber nonsense that makes up 2/3rds of nextdoor. the other 1/3rd is people asking for babysitter/plumber/CHEAP(!) contractor recommendations
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Jan 24, 2020 18:13
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I wish I had the screenshot, but I moved neighborhoods in nextdoor, so I can't see my old posts. We had a particularly irate man complaining about how he feels unsafe in his neighborhood because he saw an african american gentleman receiving fellatio in his car on the street. It's a dangerous world people, stay safe, stay armed 
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"Yesterday I found 2 teens in my empty rental property. I had to unholster my pistol and keep them down on the ground until the police arrived. This is why we have the 2nd amendment, folks." ...actual local Nextdoor post.
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Jan 24, 2020 18:14
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The Dregs posted:"If you are giving away or rehoming your pet please read This actually happens in my neighborhood, especially with cats  e: for dog fighting, not for animal testing. Some 19 year old just got like 6 years in prison for it. Renegret posted:For some reason, people around here never lock their cars even though it's a real poo poo neighborhood. And every day on Ring there's people complaining that someone went into their unlocked car during the night and stole cash that was left laying out. My favorite thing about this is that unless your car is from 1996 or earlier, I have no idea how to leave it unlocked even if you wanted to. Like every piece of poo poo car I've had that was made after 1994 would lock its doors automatically after a minute or two, to the point where if I wanted them to not lock I'd have no clue how to even do that. frh fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jan 24, 2020 |
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Xaris posted:
If any of the 15 replies were anything but OK Boomer I’mma be very disappointed.
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Fried Watermelon posted:MY neighbour receives a lot of MAIL should I be concerned about this? he's got subscriptions to those magazines, never waves when he goes by what's he building in there?
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Jan 24, 2020 18:50
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my local NextDoor currently has a thread full of people complaining about the police helicopter circling at night. Mind you, this is a neighborhood 2.5 miles from the airport and 3 miles from downtown in a heavily urban area. People will complain about anything.
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Jan 24, 2020 19:01
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Not Nextdoor specifically but the town next to me has a dog park that has been there for at least 15 years. A lady has been trying for a few years to get it shut down because she purchased and moved into a house that was next to a dog park.
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Jan 24, 2020 19:08
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Xaris posted:tbf that's not unreasonable per se if someone is wondering what happened to their cat, at least it might help someone find closure. idk if it has spoiler tags or can just link to it unembedded though. at least compared to flood of racist dogwhistle paranoid baby bomber nonsense that makes up 2/3rds of nextdoor. the other 1/3rd is people asking for babysitter/plumber/CHEAP(!) contractor recommendations Yeah but why not go "Hey I saw a dead cat. If you're missing a cat, let me know and I'll send a picture". I already live in an urban area, so nobody's spooked by a person of a type, so it's more like 99/100 Cheap Labor and 1% DEAD CAT
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Jan 24, 2020 19:08
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"I got this box that was addressed to someone else, should I call the police?"
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Jan 24, 2020 19:09
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I kinda want to know what the end result of this one was.
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Jan 24, 2020 19:14
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This is more of a Ring doorbell alert but I get this one a lot: Here's video of a man walking up to my door, looking confusingly at my house number, and walking away. Anyone know why someone might do this? Possibly casing my home?
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Jan 24, 2020 19:14
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A Fancy Hat posted:Sex trafficking scheme at Wal-Mart !!!WATCH OUT!!!! I've seen so many variations on this its unreal, where an innocuous everyday thing is actually a portent of doom and you should live every day on edge! If a car flashes at you dont flash back!! Its a gang initiation squad and they will follow you home kidnap you and harvest your organs!!! I didn't see it but my daughters friend did!! A small piece of trash on your driveway means you have been marked by a cabal of blood warlocks and if you clear it away they will come into your home at night and take your blood!! PLEASE SHARE
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I kinda want to know what the end result of this one was. It was probably the next door neighbor fishing for their keys
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Jan 24, 2020 19:19
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Renegret posted:For some reason, people around here never lock their cars even though it's a real poo poo neighborhood. And every day on Ring there's people complaining that someone went into their unlocked car during the night and stole cash that was left laying out. Same. Plus NextDoor posts from the PD reminding everyone to lock their cars because preventing theft is really that simple. And every drat week it's followed by "30 thefts from vehicles were reported this weekend".
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Jan 24, 2020 19:29
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I kinda want to know what the end result of this one was. no end result yet really, just typical next door back and forth "call the cops!!" "no dont call the cops call your landlord" "wait til you hear them then pound on your own door to scare them away" "no dont call your landlord call the cops" i did like that this one dude right away jumped to CO poisoning tho 
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Jan 24, 2020 19:30
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Disco Pope posted:My adult son recently ran away and has not been seen for four hours after an argument regarding Nintendo Switch usage at his grandfather’s wake. He is a husky boy, last seen wearing a Minecraft t-shirt, grey Crocs and blue/grey ‘digital style’ combat pants. hot_yogaMOM posted: We found your son in our garage jacking off to some old Cosmo magazines and eating my husband's lunch snacks. pls come get him. 1 day ago
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Jan 24, 2020 19:37
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From my local one: Nov 3 Boom Did anyone hear the 2 big boom/bangs last night? Nov 4 I guess no one knows what it was
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Jan 24, 2020 19:50
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Crime And Safety URGENT! RED TEXT CAPITAL LETTERS! I SAW A DOG Serious post, I seem to have been kicked off of Nextdoot and I’m bummed out about it. I’m not sure what I did but my account got deactivated and it won’t let me make a new one. No reason given. I don’t think I trolled too much but I used a very fake sounding name. The last post I made was imploring a gang of boomers to not call the loving cops over someone playing guitar badly during the day. Such an entertaining app, great for identifying the panicky cop callers in your area. The 4th of July fireworks chat is always hilarious. Someone made a post saying they saw some  hummingbirds in their yard and if they are dangerous. Also, apparently someone was jacking off in a van like right across the street from my house one day. Stay safe!
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My outdoor cat is missing. Found some fur and what might be blood in the alley? Has anyone seen Mr. Mittenz? He's a really smart cat. Hope he's OK.
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Jan 24, 2020 20:00
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Ralph Hurley posted:Crime And Safety Hummingbird post HAD to be a more skillful troll
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Jan 24, 2020 20:05
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it owns just how much baby bombers don't understand what actual gunshots sound like (they're very distinct) and any loud sound is a gunshot (from those evil gangs!!!) i guess it helps they all draft-dodged vietnam and then demand valor and respect
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Jan 24, 2020 20:08
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Chinatown posted:my local NextDoor currently has a thread full of people complaining about the police helicopter circling at night. Mind you, this is a neighborhood 2.5 miles from the airport and 3 miles from downtown in a heavily urban area. It's strangely common here for people to complain about the noise from the airports/train tracks that were there before they were even born. I don't get it. What I doubly don't get is how you don't learn to just phase it out after a while. I grew up directly under an LGA glide slope and after a bit you don't even notice that a plane is passing by overhead so close you have to pause your conversations for 5 seconds.
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Does anyone know what kind of spider this is? I'm afraid to go near it. Is it poisonous? First 5 Replies: It's a black widow. Remaining replies are either kill it, take it outside or people blubbing about how scary spiders are and telling spider sighting stories.
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Jan 24, 2020 20:16
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Renegret posted:It's strangely common here for people to complain about the noise from the airports/train tracks that were there before they were even born. I don't get it. The one thing I miss from my previous apartment is the train whistle. There's something very relaxing about hearing that at night.
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Box of diapers. Only about 20 years old. About 10 left. $10 OBO
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Jan 24, 2020 20:20
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Man this thread does show how old you all are lol
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Xaris posted:it owns just how much baby bombers don't understand what actual gunshots sound like (they're very distinct) and any loud sound is a gunshot (from those evil gangs!!!) poo poo, looking at the dates again I just remembered the one that I posted I actually know what the bangs were because it happened down the road from me. It was the sound of someone dying. A lady driving down the street got T-boned (Boom #1) by another car pulling out of the American Legion (drunk) followed by the lady’s car crunching into the embankment on her side of the road (Boom #2). It was crazy loud and didn’t really sound like a car crash.
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Jay_Zombie posted:Does anyone know what kind of spider this is? I'm afraid to go near it. Is it poisonous? Goddamn I just opened up my Nextdoor app and first thing I saw was one of these posts.
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Spinz posted:Man this thread does show how old you all are lol who are you, i've never seen you in this neightborhood before we are watching yuo
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Jan 24, 2020 20:41
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Fartington Butts posted:Goddamn I just opened up my Nextdoor app and first thing I saw was one of these posts.  I see them about once a week. NextDoor posts generally boil down to one of the following: 1. I lost my dog/cat. 2. I found this dog/cat. 3. Suspicious youths/minorities. 4. In search of handyman to lowball. 5. What is this bug and will it kill me? 6. Did you hear that boom? 7. Buy my garbage. There's like a 90% chance that any time you look, one of those will be the first thing you see.
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