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alnilam posted:you know when luke is going to degobah in his X-wing and he's like "no R2 I'd like to keep it on manual for a while" implying it's kind of a long flight in emergencies you can shove a blaster up your rear end on very low setting and just sort of vaporize the poo poo before it has to come out
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vyelkin posted:in emergencies you can shove a blaster up your rear end on very low setting and just sort of vaporize the poo poo before it has to come out Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster up yo butthole.
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how did this make it to a second page
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Roman Reigns posted:how did this make it to a second page she'll make page 2 past light speed
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Roman Reigns posted:how did this make it to a second page i think you mean page number two
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vyelkin posted:i think you mean page number two 
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I would poo poo in that thing turbo hard out of spite for it.
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alnilam posted:you know when luke is going to degobah in his X-wing and he's like "no R2 I'd like to keep it on manual for a while" implying it's kind of a long flight He put it down in that swamp for us to never find out
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nine-gear crow posted:I would poo poo in that thing turbo hard out of spite for it. leave a swamp so foul you could find yoda living in it
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Here’s the Wookiepedia article on toilets: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet
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Chrs posted:Here’s the Wookiepedia article on toilets: I would like to understand the process of the brave Wookipedia editor who studiously catalogues each and every mention of a toilet or 'vacc-tube' as they are known, as they joyously devour each new Star Wars book the day of release, hoping for a mention of toilets that will shed new insight into the Star Wars multiverse, and ideally fall into A or B Canon, and perhaps one day, if the stars line up right - their wish will be granted and they will reveal a mention in G-Canon, thus validating their life's work, featuring a new mention on the front page.
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This thread is not of the light side.
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that wookiepedia article says toilets are also known as vacc tubes, which implies they are a tube that sucks your poo poo out into the vacuum of space to turn it into debris or space junk please in the new disney+ special edition of whichever movie it is where they say they have to plot their hyperspace jump ahead of time to not run into stars or planets, have them add "or frozen chunks of poo poo floating through space for all eternity"
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Since space travel is so common busy planets like coruscant must develop rings of poo poo around them. Like a poop saturn
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Shields for ships were not originally military but designed to protect against poop hitting your windows at 7000 km/s. that loving plunger
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Tulip posted:that loving plunger how has no one, myself included, commented on the bath broom until now??
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