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Hey, welcome to the Mos Eisley Spaceport Cantina. come on in and have a drink! Our bartender makes a mean Bespin Fizz. We can also do a Fuzzy Tauntaun, if that's to your liking. And of course, the classic Jawa Juice--it is what we're famous for. And uh... we have, ugh, wine. So pull up a chair, order a drink, and listen to some of the best Jizz in the quadrant. Oh, and no droids.  Seriously, droids stay out of this thread.
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I'm not a droid Roger Roger
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 Wookipedia posted:Bespin Fizz was a fizzy[1] alcoholic beverage[2] served at Oga's Cantina in Black Spire Outpost on the planet Batuu in around 34 ABY.[4] It was red in color and served smoking in a tall and thin glass.[2] The drink was suitable for human consumption and shared its name with the planet Bespin.[1] .
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Jan 25, 2020 06:28
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*smokes a thing* *drinks a thing* *drinks a smokey thing*
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Jan 25, 2020 06:41
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Cat Army
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Hey, watch it! I have the death sentence in 12 systems!
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Jan 25, 2020 06:55
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does anyone want to fight
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Jan 25, 2020 07:00
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ah, I love jizz~
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Jan 25, 2020 07:09
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let that jizz wash over you
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Jan 25, 2020 07:12
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Gimmie a Qui Gon Jin Fizz.
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Jan 25, 2020 07:20
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Gimmie a Qui Gon Jin Fizz. We make those with whiskey, that okay? Last creature to order one was under the mistaken impression that we mixed it with gin. Hoo boy, did they make a stink about it.
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Jan 25, 2020 07:27
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Dash Rendar posted:We make those with whiskey, that okay? Last creature to order one was under the mistaken impression that we mixed it with gin. Hoo boy, did they make a stink about it. Hey wait. You look familiar. I have 12 bounty contracts in my ship right now. Bah, I'll check 'em later. Whiskey is fine.
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Jan 25, 2020 07:30
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Get me a milk... CHOCOLATE!
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Jan 25, 2020 07:31
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 It is I, your most beloved Ortolan and Jizz-wailer, Max Rebo. Please, no autographs. I do it not for fame, but for Jizz.
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Jan 25, 2020 07:40
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If I give you 5 credits will you play some Metallica?
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Jan 25, 2020 07:42
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"What's Metallica?" "Is that some Geonosian band?"
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Jan 25, 2020 08:05
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I heard it was a bunch of Ewoks. Light listening.
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Jan 26, 2020 01:31
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pour some syrupy liquor into my costume shop fright mask of a face, and jizz in my ears
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Jan 26, 2020 01:37
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*walks in and stands awkwardly in the entrance for a few seconds* Large Marge sent me
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Jan 26, 2020 01:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwn_DbDTiSo
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Jan 26, 2020 01:44
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 Oh god oh god I'm so nervous. Hey can someone like, go talk to that girl in the green over there for me. I'll just stand by the bar. Put out the vibe.
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Jan 26, 2020 01:53
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"Dude you totally missed it last week!" "What happened?" "You remember that dromo --" "Yeah, I remember you." "That was one . . . You know what, gently caress you. I'm talking about Pondo." "He was a dromo? No poo poo, never would have guessed." "Yeah, a pretty serious one too. He has a record in a bunch of systems but get this, he got caught on Alderaan." "Don't they have the death penalty if you get caught loving a droid?" "Yes. So he's here with his creepy friend--" "Now THAT guy has sex with robots." "I'm not a droid lover, but please don't use that word. But yes, he totally does. Anyway, this dripper and his dad come in here. Now, get this, they try to bring some droids in." "That's loving illegal!" "I know, straight from the farm, it was unreal. Now, those droids are close enough to violate Pondo's parole. So he's pissed and gets in their faces. His creepy buddy joins in and acts like they are hardasses instead of robot fuckers. poo poo, now you've got me saying it. Anyway the old dude must have been a vet or something because he had a lightsaber so he just up and kills them." "What?" "Yeah there was blood everywhere!" "What did you do?" "I'm talking to you, aren't I? What do you think I did? I kept my head down and tried to slowly make my way to the door. But not look like I'm trying to get to the door." "So what happened?" "The cops were already there because some dude smoked another dude for no reason. But when that happened they must have called the white helmets in." "Troopers came?" "A whole lot of them. It was crazy man." "Crazy, did they get them?" "I think they maybe got away? I'm not sure and I don't want to know." "Maclunkey"
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Jan 26, 2020 03:12
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Don't bother me Im loving doing some SALT over here
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Jan 26, 2020 03:59
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what, hypothetically, would a droid order were it allowed into a cantina
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Jan 26, 2020 04:06
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i dunno... but i am lookin at PinheadSlim's avatar and wondering if I missed a droid. my hand hovers over the probe button...
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Jan 26, 2020 04:12
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what if the droid ban isn't because of anti-droid racism but because droids don't buy anything at the bar and instead take up space that could be occupied by paying customers. that's long-time-ago stage capitalism for you
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Jan 26, 2020 04:58
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Why no droids? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 26, 2020 05:04
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Fsmhunk posted:Why no droids? 
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Jan 26, 2020 05:15
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Dash Rendar posted:i dunno... but i am lookin at PinheadSlim's avatar and wondering if I missed a droid. my hand hovers over the probe button... I'm innocent! That's just an exo-skeleton piloted by a nearly dead human, I promise. More importantly, I totally spend credits. Barkeep! One refreshment that a totally normal lifeform would typically purchase. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 26, 2020 05:28
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Guy likes to chop people’s arms off. Not my problem.
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Jan 26, 2020 05:33
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Roth posted:Get me a milk... CHOCOLATE! Sorry mack we only have blue.
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Jan 26, 2020 05:47
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i know you guys have theme drinks like Mindtrick Martinis and Luke Lagers and whatever but i honestly just want a normal rum and coke right now ok?
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Jan 26, 2020 05:54
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Just one more round, friend, Then homeward bound, friend.
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Jan 26, 2020 06:22
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Fsmhunk posted:Why no droids? Oi, no droids allowed in the cantina! Get your transforming metal rear outta here!
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Jan 26, 2020 09:23
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PinheadSlim posted:I'm innocent! That's just an exo-skeleton piloted by a nearly dead human, I promise. More importantly, I totally spend credits. my 40K lore extends to Dawn of War, so my apologies fellow lifeform.
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(Thank you Fsmhunk for posting in this thread. I've been waiting over 24 hours to probate a "droid" avatar for coming in here, haha.)
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Jan 26, 2020 09:28
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Drinks down, hands up! This is the Empire. We have reason to believe there is rebel scum in this establishment. Now show me your ID chit!
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Jan 26, 2020 11:47
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the little bat guy just bit me
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Jan 26, 2020 12:29
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cuntman.net posted:does anyone want to fight *cracks knuckles* Ok bub lets go *Jizz intensifies*
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Beep boop
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One warp-core breach and a deathstick, please.
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