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*R2D2ishly* I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a hauler I wish I had a ball droid if I did I would ball her I wish I had a rolling rheostat sycophant and a vox voice talker
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Can someone turn that noise off so we can listen to actual music?
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Mar 11, 2020 01:59
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I've got a craving for jizz!
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why are droids so desperate to get in here? it's like the drat things are programmed for it
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you guys hear the one about the bad run in beggar's canyon? yeah, it goes "womp womp"
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I am a CGI monster with no head that pours the drink into a gaping maw where my navel would be and burps loudly.
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Mar 13, 2020 16:36
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soooo not a droid then? sure, come on in.
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Mar 13, 2020 16:59
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Dash Rendar posted:soooo not a droid then? sure, come on in. guri, a sexy blonde human female, walks seductively into the bar casting a sultry glance at Wuher
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Mar 13, 2020 17:09
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*sweats Dash Rendarly*
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*nervous hooded man enters* haha hey, y'all cool with lobots?
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beep boop my designation is R2DeezNutz (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Goddrat, doesn't look like I'm getting any tonight I heard Mos Eisley was the place to pick up some strange wool on the Rim, but I'm tellin' ya...at least half these singles are droids. They got enough fake skin - I'm hoping it's fake - to make it past that big detector panel by the door, but you start talking to them and it's K-OO K-OO K-LUCK-UCK FRESHEN ME DRINK STARSAILOR
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Isometric Bacon posted:Got you sorted bro, no hologram needed. Did I ask for a claymation BBNBS? gently caress no. I wanna see some big blue tiddies, specifically of the holographic variety. Goddamn. Also please send up a bottle of mammal larva oil to my room., and some synthehol (or whatever you hicks call it around here). I'm not that picky about the proof I guess but it's real important that it be combustible in a standard nitrox atmosphere, ok?
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I, a tall skinny man in a trenchcoat, stroll into the cantina and order a beer. Joke's on you, bartender - I'm actually a nine-year-old boy standing on an R2 droid
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it's not easy to stand on an astromech those domes are slippery as hell, I say give the kid a drink. shoot the droid.
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Mar 16, 2020 12:52
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Flavius Aetass posted:(I'm the R2 droid) I would kick you out but... I'm retired. Bartender! Blue milk for myself and my chirping friend here.
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*throwing up blue milk in the bathroom for an hour from my vomit hatch*
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Mar 16, 2020 15:45
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Flavius Aetass posted:(I'm the R2 droid) 
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the cantina's in good hands 
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So are we all just pretending we can’t see the Wookie masturbating in the corner booth or...?
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Let the Wookie whack.
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Oh, him? That's just ol'Jerrhka doing his thing. What do you think makes the milk blue?
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Hey can we get some synthjizz on the jizzbox? When the Empire comes around You must Whiphid
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Dr. VooDoo posted:So are we all just pretending we can’t see the Wookie masturbating in the corner booth or...? ItBreathes posted:Let the Wookie whack.  Wookies are known to rip your balls off if they lose.
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Mar 16, 2020 23:30
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*record scratch that sounds like 'wookie wookie wack'* my backpack's got jets
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We've got an awful lot of stickied threads here these days! I grow worried if we leave this one stickied not only do we risk blocking up the pipes for all the wonderful new star wars threads most assuredly on the way in the near future but we're also risking encouraging a gathering of fifty people or more in here! Heck we don't even have a single medical droid checking temperatures at the door! That said this is a thread institution at this point. Prior to taking any action I'd like to hear everyone's thoughts.
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Well I mean if we have to get rid of it we can burn it down and make it look like an accident to get the insurance money like most cantinas
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reignofevil posted:We've got an awful lot of stickied threads here these days! I grow worried if we leave this one stickied not only do we risk blocking up the pipes for all the wonderful new star wars threads most assuredly on the way in the near future but we're also risking encouraging a gathering of fifty people or more in here! Heck we don't even have a single medical droid checking temperatures at the door! Well I know one thing-- we don't need anymore goddamn wolfmen in here
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Well I mean if we have to get rid of it we can burn it down and make it look like an accident to get the insurance money like most cantinas as long as you make it look like tusken raiders did it I'm not too worried about big crowds personally. The Empire wouldn't have given us these dope helmets without some kind of air filter built into-why are you guys laughing?
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i say keep it forever! i am also biased! this thread may also be a bit stale i dunno! i am conflicted!
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Flavius Aetass posted:Well I know one thing-- we don't need anymore goddamn wolfmen in here
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Mar 17, 2020 15:54
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Jagshemash! My name a Watto! Have you seen... MY WIIIFE?!?
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(((Toydarians)))
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reignofevil posted:We've got an awful lot of stickied threads here these days! I grow worried if we leave this one stickied not only do we risk blocking up the pipes for all the wonderful new star wars threads most assuredly on the way in the near future but we're also risking encouraging a gathering of fifty people or more in here! Heck we don't even have a single medical droid checking temperatures at the door! I'll kill the medical droid. NO DROIDS!
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Mar 17, 2020 18:02
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Who's a Sith gotta kill to get a drink in this place
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Mar 17, 2020 18:05
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Younglings. Wait wait, no, that sign says Yuengling.
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Mar 17, 2020 18:28
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ItBreathes posted:Younglings. 
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ItBreathes posted:Younglings. one is owned by a chud and the other got owned by a stud 
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My wife have a vagine that hang like a Jedi sleeve!
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