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Back in the 90s it was a somewhat common joke that men were unable to find the clitoris. I haven't heard it in a long while, did we find it at some point? I always thought that it was a weird joke because the clitoris is kinda there. If you have trouble finding the clitoris or have interesting clitoris anecdotes please share them in this thread. (the links are not work safe)
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I found it but I will not betray the knowledge it was given to me in confidence
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Jan 26, 2020 08:48
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I cant even find Waldo. you think I can find the clit?
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Jan 26, 2020 08:49
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It’s in the butt but it takes a really long time to find it with youre tongue, pro tip. 
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Jan 26, 2020 08:53
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s in the butt but it takes a really long time to find it with youre tongue, pro tip. I can help
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Jan 26, 2020 08:54
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I found it but I will not betray the knowledge it was given to me in confidence You don't have to draw a map or anything but PLEASE is it on the upper or lower body of woman?
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Jan 26, 2020 08:56
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Icochet posted:You don't have to draw a map or anything but PLEASE is it on the upper or lower body of woman? It’s not in the belly button, wasted an hour of my life figuring that out. 
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Jan 26, 2020 08:58
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Icochet posted:You don't have to draw a map or anything but PLEASE is it on the upper or lower body of woman? I'm sorry I was lying to try and look cool the pressure got to me
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Jan 26, 2020 08:58
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The truth is, it's not on their body. It's in a small phial they bury in a secret place, underneath an elm.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:01
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s in the butt but it takes a really long time to find it with youre tongue, pro tip. With the prevalence of rear end eating it's likely that young men will spend hours licking a girl's tail bone wondering why nothing happens
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Jan 26, 2020 09:01
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davidspackage posted:The truth is, it's not on their body. It's in a small phial they bury in a secret place, underneath an elm. i thought it was a yew. this is very unsettling.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:07
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To this day clitoral knowledge is fragmented and unreliable among men.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:19
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what like in my pockets?
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Jan 26, 2020 09:23
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When Seinfeld had that girlfriend and only knew her name rhymed with a female body part I couldn't figure out what it was Delores rhymed with
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Jan 26, 2020 09:27
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davidspackage posted:The truth is, it's not on their body. It's in a small phial they bury in a secret place, underneath an elm. Horcrux, more like whoreclit
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Jan 26, 2020 09:27
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sometimes a vagina looks like a healed up hatchet wound and sometimes it looks like a meat flower, (not sure why the difference, none of my business frankly) I could see why the clitoris might be confusing to find if you're looking at hatchet wound type because it's pretty neat and orderly and it's unclear where an extra part would even fit, but in meat flower type it's basically a tiny little dick almost exactly where the dick would be on a dick haver and I don't understand how that would be hard to find at all, so my theory is that in the 90's men were only seeing the hatchet wound version for some reason
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Jan 26, 2020 09:32
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BTW doing research for this thread taught me that wikipedia is an excellent source of pornography Although the picture in the actual article for clitoris could use some pubes. Like have some stubble at least ffs, considering the kind of people who curate wikipedia
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Jan 26, 2020 09:34
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its natures rubiks cube
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Jan 26, 2020 09:35
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The clitoris is the helmet of the penis, and should receive a generous amount of loving attention.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:36
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Cubone posted:sometimes a vagina looks like a healed up hatchet wound and sometimes it looks like a meat flower, (not sure why the difference, none of my business frankly) This is not a bad post but the words "meat flower" don't resonate well with my innocent mind
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Jan 26, 2020 09:38
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I've read in some hisyory books that some of the first major seafaring voyages predating Columbus were actually commissioned in search of the clitoris. Back then these grand undertakings bankrupted entire provinces and all but one documented account ended up in failure. This one narrative describes a famed map claiming to lead to "the booty" and how one of the expeditions and its leader - Captain Cock, got within an arms reach before being ambushed by the dastardly butt pirates.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:41
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gary oldmans diary posted:its natures rubiks cube I can only get 2 sides right and that seems to do it for the wife, what in the everliving hell happens if I get all 6??
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Jan 26, 2020 09:43
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Icochet posted:I can only get 2 sides right and that seems to do it for the wife, what in the everliving hell happens if I get all 6?? The Box. You opened it. We came.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:46
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Icochet posted:I can only get 2 sides right and that seems to do it for the wife, what in the everliving hell happens if I get all 6?? NG+ opens up
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Jan 26, 2020 09:48
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dads friend steve posted:NG+ opens up If this means that the enemy just has more hit points then no thanks
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Jan 26, 2020 09:50
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I've read a wikipedia-article about it, I think I'm up for the task.
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Jan 26, 2020 09:57
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Icochet posted:I can only get 2 sides right and that seems to do it for the wife, what in the everliving hell happens if I get all 6?? You get the secret ending but I just youtube that.
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Jan 26, 2020 10:03
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"clitoris" is actually derived from the middle english "critarhis", or, in a more direct translation "critical hit". youll know when youve found it because the woman will make the tf2 crit ding
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Jan 26, 2020 10:14
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I didn’t find WWE wrestler Chyna’s clit, it found me
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Jan 26, 2020 10:52
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Knew a gal who used the phrase "the little man in the boat" for it and this led to the idea of a clitoris dressed up like the Gordon's Fish Sticks guy and well I hope that image sticks with you now, too.
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Jan 26, 2020 11:01
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any stork in a porn
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Jan 26, 2020 11:04
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It's easy to find if you remove the throttle body first. Once that's out of the way it's RIGHT THERE.
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Jan 26, 2020 11:10
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I thought I did but then I realized her name was actually Dolores.
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Jan 26, 2020 11:13
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mobby_6kl posted:I thought I did but then I realized her name was actually Dolores. are you sure it wasnt mulva
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Jan 26, 2020 11:16
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Cubone posted:sometimes a vagina looks like a healed up hatchet wound and sometimes it looks like a meat flower, (not sure why the difference, none of my business frankly) Cub one, I think you figured it out, very good post on SOMETHINFAWFUL
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Jan 26, 2020 11:16
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If there are any 90s women posters here it would be super interesting to learn what a man who doesn't know the clitoris does during oral sex
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Jan 26, 2020 11:19
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Icochet posted:If there are any 90s women posters here it would be super interesting to learn what a man who doesn't know the clitoris does during oral sex Go into the r/relationships thread and learn about men who cant find it today or alternately DJ Khaled has a lengthy lecture on the topic
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Jan 26, 2020 11:32
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Barudak posted:Go into the r/relationships thread lol no
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Jan 26, 2020 11:37
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oh yeah, buster, they found it all right. get ready for this one friend. i was informed by a close pal of mine that they found it. on your mom. and it was pretty easy to find, too!
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Jan 26, 2020 11:38
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I thought I found it once, but I lost it almost immediately.
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