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Back in the 90s it was a somewhat common joke that men were unable to find the clitoris. I haven't heard it in a long while, did we find it at some point? I always thought that it was a weird joke because the clitoris is kinda there. If you have trouble finding the clitoris or have interesting clitoris anecdotes please share them in this thread. (the links are not work safe)
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Jan 26, 2020 08:44
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I found it but I will not betray the knowledge it was given to me in confidence You don't have to draw a map or anything but PLEASE is it on the upper or lower body of woman?
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Jan 26, 2020 08:56
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s in the butt but it takes a really long time to find it with youre tongue, pro tip. With the prevalence of rear end eating it's likely that young men will spend hours licking a girl's tail bone wondering why nothing happens
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Jan 26, 2020 09:01
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BTW doing research for this thread taught me that wikipedia is an excellent source of pornography Although the picture in the actual article for clitoris could use some pubes. Like have some stubble at least ffs, considering the kind of people who curate wikipedia
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Jan 26, 2020 09:34
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Cubone posted:sometimes a vagina looks like a healed up hatchet wound and sometimes it looks like a meat flower, (not sure why the difference, none of my business frankly) This is not a bad post but the words "meat flower" don't resonate well with my innocent mind
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Jan 26, 2020 09:38
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gary oldmans diary posted:its natures rubiks cube I can only get 2 sides right and that seems to do it for the wife, what in the everliving hell happens if I get all 6??
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Jan 26, 2020 09:43
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dads friend steve posted:NG+ opens up If this means that the enemy just has more hit points then no thanks
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Jan 26, 2020 09:50
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If there are any 90s women posters here it would be super interesting to learn what a man who doesn't know the clitoris does during oral sex
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Jan 26, 2020 11:19
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Barudak posted:Go into the r/relationships thread lol no
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Jan 26, 2020 11:37
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:oh yeah, buster, they found it all right. get ready for this one friend. i was informed by a close pal of mine that they found it. on your mom. and it was pretty easy to find, too! What the gently caress are you talking about?
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Jan 26, 2020 11:44
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Grevling posted:It's possible to discover something and then lose it again. We might get to that point once boomers and gen-x die off, leaving only people who never have sex and just game. The Greeks didn't know it and were conquered buy the Romans who sort of knew it but they were in turn undone by the Vandals who knew it and then some Then came the dark ages
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Jan 26, 2020 11:53
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500excf type r posted:In 5th grade sex Ed instruction in 1995 the lady teacher specifically pointed it out (was like "here feel this bump, this is the clitoris") in this fancy model of the woman's sex organs to the four of us boys taking the class. I didn't understand the why of the clitoris at the time but older me thanks her for making sure I knew that it was important. Young men definitely need to be educated about this stuff. Spot Pleasures A Bitch
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Jan 26, 2020 12:47
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Womyn Capote posted:its inside the hole It should be. Hey God, maybe put the important stuff in where the action happens so we don't have to dillydally in the outskirts 
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Jan 26, 2020 15:31
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The Management posted:It’s logical that it would be where the dick hits it on entry. But women, am I right fellas? No MRA stuff in this thread guys
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Jan 26, 2020 16:40
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The Management posted:What do I win if I find it? You need to negotiate this on a case by case basis. Invest points in the Axii sign if possible.
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Jan 26, 2020 17:00
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:Clit is the dick and the lips are the sacks. The g-spot is short for the Gay spot. Oh man don't remind me about the loving g-spot. Say you finally stumble upon the clitoris and think you have it made. NOPE! Another quest
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Jan 27, 2020 07:51
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Colonel Cancer posted:Xcuse me, is your clitoris running? Mine runs Debian
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Jan 27, 2020 16:45
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:pffft, yeah, the "clitoris". nice one, OP. you want us to go on a snipe hunt while we're at it?? The clitoris was first mentioned in the letter from Prester John, maybe if we track him down we'll bust this case wide open
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Jan 28, 2020 06:01
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I think I recently saw a post right here in gbs made by a user named "The Clitoris" But guess what. I can't loving find it.
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Feb 3, 2020 13:28
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serious norman posted:I found it OP. In my rear end in a top hat. This is potentially great news. But how about you post photographic evidence instead of just flapping your gums (and by gums i mean your alleged clitoris)
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Feb 5, 2020 10:57
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Turpitude II posted:yeah i found it. What kind of pants?
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Feb 5, 2020 10:58
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The Clitoris posted:What's going on in here???  FailedOrganics101 posted:Shhh everyone, I think this here's a live exemplar of the elusive Clitorus Rubius! It seems to be blundering about the thread completely unaware. Get the net canons ready, it's a big one! I'm sorry but i think i'll go apeshit thusly  
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Feb 6, 2020 09:45
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who the gently caress locked this thread? It's like if columbus finally spotted land and immediately turned around
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Feb 6, 2020 10:46
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Thinking about going as the clit next Halloween. Wear a pink hoodie and hide in a bush all night
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Feb 6, 2020 20:44
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Sjs00 posted:Why not go as the Valentine's day clitoris You need a date for that. Doing it alone would be too sad
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Feb 6, 2020 20:51
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That costume should be in every high school biology classroom in the world
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Feb 6, 2020 20:59
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Apathy420 posted:It was me. I was the first person in history to discover and touch a clit (hands and kiss, too). What year was this?
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Feb 7, 2020 16:51
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Mozi posted:ach! ye hear that ghastly baying in the moors last night! twas that devlish clitoris again, i'm certain of it! For a minute i thought The Case Of The Crimson Nodule would be a great Holmes story but a) Holmes wouldn't be interested and b) in the end Watson would just shoot it with his revolver and nobody wants to read that
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Feb 7, 2020 17:15
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BigBadSteve posted:Are you fuckers still looking for the clitoris? It's the end of my dick. Now get to work. I pictured it somehow more.. romantic
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Feb 8, 2020 19:48
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