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Captain Tony is struggling. He tries to kung fu the alien menace, but gets out of breath halfway through his running jump kick, and has a panic attack. He starts seeing Counselor Melfi in secret Featured: - Evil admiral episode but its Tony's mother.
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Admiral Junior believes he has commandeered the ship, but actually they just stick him in the holodeck for the whole series. He's senile and never notices that every evil alien is played by Bobby Bacala.
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Chief of Operations Chris Moltinsanti, everyman, is the hardest working guy on the ship. Constantly put upon, he's the writers' go-to choice for who is to suffer this week. Married to Adriana, dancer at the Zada Zoom, the ship's officers' lounge. Featured: - The episode where Miles and Keiko's child goes through a time portal and grows up alone in the wilderness, except instead it's Chris and Adriana's child, and instead of a kid it's a bag of cocaine.
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Chief of Security Silvio is a hard-nosed vulcan of few words. He's always pointing out that the logical thing to do is just wack the guy. Featured: - Silvio experience Pon'Farr, which he staves off by jacking off in the holodeck the whole episode. He's almost thwarted by Admiral Junior.
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First Officer Paulie is responsible for field work and ends up making first contact a lot of the time. He constantly has to explain how his diplomatic alien counterpart ends up dead. Featured: - Darmok, except he kills the alien out of frustration in the first ten minutes, there's no monster, and he almost dies from hypothermia after losing his shoes.
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Ensign Meadow is quick to point out exactly which starfleet regulation her father is breaking.
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