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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > RIP Kobe Bryant
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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
https://www.tmz.com/2020/01/26/kobe-bryant-killed-dead-helicopter-crash-in-calabasas/

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Kobe Bryant died in a helicoper crash in Calabasas Sunday morning ... TMZ Sports has confirmed.

Kobe was traveling with at least 3 other people in his private helicopter when it went down. A fire broke out. Emergency personnel responded, but nobody on board survived. 5 people are confirmed dead. We're told Vanessa Bryant was not among those on board.

The cause of the crash is under investigation.

Kobe has famously used a helicopter to travel for years -- dating back to when he played for the Lakers. He was known for commuting from Newport Beach, CA to the STAPLES Center in DTLA in his Sikorsky S-76 chopper.

drat...

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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

 first Mr. Peanut, now this

:rip:

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bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

 good. another rich rapist dead. my heart breaks for the innocents in the helicopter with him.

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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Jeeze you could have at least made the title something like "Known rapist and sex pest goes kablooy"

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 Vanessa found out he was cheating again and decided she wanted a bigger rock (granite)

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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Lebron passed him up just last night. He didn’t need to take it so hard.

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Nothin but net flames

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 never trust a helicopter

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



 I guarantee not a single obit is going to mention the rape scandal

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

1redflag posted:

Vanessa found out he was cheating again and decided she wanted a bigger rock (granite)

gently caress! lmao

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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Bad Purchase posted:

never trust a helicopter

Seriously. They’re death traps.

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Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Gravity shouted "Kobe!"

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pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Bad Purchase posted:

never trust a helicopter

Absolutely. They are so loving finicky and terrifying engineering wise, never get in one if you can help it

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

 I bet when it was going down he was all like "holy poo poo pissssss"

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



 lol the fucker managed to break Twitter

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Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



 Get to da choppa

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
one of the rarely mentioned dangers of being so tall. rip

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

BaconCopter posted:

Jeeze you could have at least made the title something like "Known rapist and sex pest goes kablooy"

Yeah, that would've narrowed down who the OP was talking about.

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

 https://twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1221519899056656387

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Holy poo poo

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
what's the saying about copters, 40,000 parts just looking for a place to crash

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

FlamingLiberal posted:

lol the fucker managed to break Twitter

At least he did something noble in death.

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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

Leon Einstein posted:

Lebron passed him up just last night. He didn’t need to take it so hard.

Tough week for him, hopefully he can bounce back from this troubling time

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oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
 Oh the millionaire rapist is dead, so much tears

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

FBS posted:

first Mr. Peanut, now this

:rip:
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angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

 Hell of a way to get out of church

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 from downtown!
hes on fire!

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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

1redflag posted:

Vanessa found out he was cheating again and decided she wanted a bigger rock (granite)

Or he found out who killed Epstein

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Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
Rip he flew too close to the sun :(

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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
 Kobe, he dead

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
he was a rapist

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
no one going to top nick mullen unfortunately

https://twitter.com/nickmullen/status/1221522304963878913

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Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


 our fellow comrade took one for the team and prevented a negative news cycle for bernie

he will not be forgotten

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

from downtown!
hes on fire!

BOOMCHOPPACRASHA

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Gotta say, Lowtax's new plan to market SA by killing rapists is pretty bold.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

 Here's a lol from the SAS NBA thread

Ghost Dog posted:

this is the only kind of passing kobe would ever do
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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
It wasn't me.
AND YOU CANT PROVE IT

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Is the helicopter okay????

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Now instead of saying KOBE!! when I toss some paper in a garbage can I'll guess I'mma say that when I crash my baby drone into the wall at work

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Chief McHeath posted:

Here's a lol from the SAS NBA thread

Lol. Thanks for that.

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