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My MIL owns a pet store in a dying mall and we visited her yesterday. She had some Persian kittens on display and I told my wife that we should take one home just for funsies. Cue my MIL, who says she has a Persian out the back that is underweight for her age (300g!) and therefore can't be sold. Rather than letting her be taken care of by inept teenage mall employees we brought her home "for the week" so she can be spoiled and fattened up a bit. Wife is holding out for a Devon Rex but maybe we will just hold on to this little fucker. Given that the internet has a great history of naming things, I'm putting it to you goons. Name this cat. Winner of this cat naming contest will receive a prize of ONE MILLION DOLLARS* *actual prize is indeterminate in value and may just be some commemorative cat related trinket and also I'm in australia so the poo poo will take a while to get to you it will feel like doing one of those cereal box mail away toy things when you were a kid where you forget you even ordered it and then bam 8 weeks later your dad hands you a cap'n crunch yo-yo NAME THIS FUCKIN CAT  R.I.P. KOBE BRYANT
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Him name JJ Boppems
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joe
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Crumbs.
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Jan 27, 2020 04:49
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Man is it cute as hell Cheryl
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Jan 27, 2020 04:50
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Ewok
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Jan 27, 2020 04:50
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name it wicket w. warrick
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Jan 27, 2020 04:52
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Henry
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Sexcopter!!!
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Keep in mind we have no kids and I'm a chef by trade. This thing is going to grow into a fat spoiled bitch if I've got anything to say about it. Also shes a she if that helps with naming conventions.
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Jan 27, 2020 04:53
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Roscoe
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Jan 27, 2020 04:54
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it is an exremeley cute cat and pushfaces rule name it Xerxes XII
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Princess of Persia
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The_Continental posted:Keep in mind we have no kids and I'm a chef by trade. This thing is going to grow into a fat spoiled bitch if I've got anything to say about it. in that case, lizzo
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Jan 27, 2020 04:55
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Just name her Beautiful 'cause that's what she is 
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Jan 27, 2020 04:56
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The_Continental posted:
Nimbus (as in cumulonimbus)
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Jan 27, 2020 04:57
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I detect attitude in that lil face lol Already
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Tarl
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Giblets
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major (cutie, or fatass if she gets Big)
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Jan 27, 2020 04:59
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Fungus
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Fungus Really FUNGUS 
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Jan 27, 2020 05:00
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post some more pictures of the living dustbunny name it Cadwalader Ringgold
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Jan 27, 2020 05:00
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Chef and fattening up a kitten? Foie gras.
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name it "Bistachio" for obvious reasons, lookit that lil two toned 'stache
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Jan 27, 2020 05:01
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Spinz posted:Really Its a good name for a pet. Because they're fun. Also because fungus is often times furry
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Godzilla
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Cinder
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Jan 27, 2020 05:05
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i see yellow and black. clearly a bee she is bees
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Its a good name for a pet. Because they're fun. Also because fungus is often times furry Oh I was thinking foot/toenail disease Ok then
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Its a good name for a pet. Because they're fun. Also because fungus is often times furry and when she saunters in the room you can be like, "look out, there's a Fungus among us!" 
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Space Race Riot Jr. Or porkball mcwhiskers.😻
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Thrasher
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or perhaps she is only like bees beesly. or rather beasley
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13Pandora13 posted:and when she saunters in the room you can be like, "look out, there's a Fungus among us!" Its also just a fun word to say. Fungus. Fungus!!!
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13Pandora13 posted:Chef and fattening up a kitten? Foie gras. Fur Gras
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Bubsy
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