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It’s the highest quality pizza of the low quality pizzas
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Jan 27, 2020 09:10
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my local dominos doesnt know how to disable use of an expired 50% off coupon via the website
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Jan 27, 2020 09:16
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:It’s the highest quality pizza of the low quality pizzas legitimate evaluation, it should be treated with (some) care.
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Jan 27, 2020 09:19
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Is that printed on the bottom?
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Jan 27, 2020 09:20
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Whoever did that knew exactly what he was doing. It’s been like that for at least a few years.
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Jan 27, 2020 10:42
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A man dilating his copious anus with both hands, and inside the anus is another hand poking out. This is disturbing.
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Jan 27, 2020 10:46
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I think it's instructions for how to keep your pizza warm  Spread your cheeks and have a friend shove the box in there!
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Jan 27, 2020 11:01
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they presumably had to print a diagram of how to hold a pizza box because people kept holding pizza boxes wrong. i suspect the ovens have similar visual warnings about not sticking your dick into them.
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Jan 27, 2020 12:50
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I had an ex who used to love Domino's, it is the most miserable cardboard pizza ever. The only reason to eat Domino's is for the gimmicky stuffëd crusts and even then what the gently caress you're just ignoring what's supposed to be the best part, the pizza. Fortunately I live in working class England so there are incredible pizza places on every corner until Brexit happens and they abandon our doomed stinking racist country and watch us sink into the ocean. Maybe we can use the stiff rear end dry Domino's pizzas as a raft and stuff the bloated seawater-filled corpses passing by into the crusts for future burial
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Jan 27, 2020 13:05
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Lol if you actually order tasteless garbage chain pizza
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Jan 27, 2020 13:26
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When I was in high school we would have pizza some days in the cafeteria. You might think that was a good thing but it wasn't because the crust was slimy, the sauce was gray, and the cheese was a sheet of rubber that slid off at the slightest provocation. Anyway bad pizza isn't the worst thing in the world but it's still fairly high up there Cool goat man box
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Jan 27, 2020 13:31
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Pick any Turkish* immigrant you want, have him pretend to be an Italian and open a take-away restaurant, the pizza will be better than Domino's. *replace with ethnicity of your choice.
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Jan 27, 2020 13:37
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Looking forward to the 'Big Sausage Pizza' box design.
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Jan 27, 2020 13:40
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I had Dominoes recently it was pretty good.
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Jan 27, 2020 13:47
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sometimes fast, cheap and adequately edible is just what you need in a pizza.
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Jan 27, 2020 13:47
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Has anyone said Dominoatse.cx yet?
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Jan 27, 2020 13:53
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Skeleton Ape posted:When I was in high school we would have pizza some days in the cafeteria. You might think that was a good thing but it wasn't because the crust was slimy, the sauce was gray, and the cheese was a sheet of rubber that slid off at the slightest provocation. Anyway bad pizza isn't the worst thing in the world but it's still fairly high up there We had this thing in like 1995 where they just delivered dominos pizzas to the school and they charged $1.50 a slice or something (even then.) all the kids went totally apeshit for it, myself included. in retrospect, I don't think that fast food chains should be making school lunches, but I guess that's considered to be fine now.
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Jan 27, 2020 13:57
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Songbearer posted:I had an ex who used to love Domino's, it is the most miserable cardboard pizza ever. The only reason to eat Domino's is for the gimmicky stuffëd crusts and even then what the gently caress you're just ignoring what's supposed to be the best part, the pizza. Fortunately I live in working class England so there are incredible pizza places on every corner until Brexit happens and they abandon our doomed stinking racist country and watch us sink into the ocean. Maybe we can use the stiff rear end dry Domino's pizzas as a raft and stuff the bloated seawater-filled corpses passing by into the crusts for future burial Domino’s doesn’t even have stuffed crust in the US, afaik, that’s Pizza Hut territory. I see domino’s as the best pizza substitute on the market, like when you really want something similar to a real thing. Egg beaters for example. That being said, that pizza box is a guide for anal fisting. Spread the cheeks with two hands, and go in with the party hand. Cumshitter should come in this thread and educate y’all on proper butt puppetry.
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Jan 27, 2020 13:58
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:sometimes fast, cheap and adequately edible is just what you need in a pizza. Domino's is expensive as gently caress tho (in the UK at least)
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Jan 27, 2020 14:01
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rotinaj posted:Domino’s doesn’t even have stuffed crust in the US, afaik, that’s Pizza Hut territory. the 13 degrees. it's code.
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Jan 27, 2020 14:02
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:the 13 degrees. it's code. You can explain the 13 degrees all you want but I will never reveal the wu tang secret
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Randarkman posted:Pick any Turkish* immigrant you want, have him pretend to be an Italian and open a take-away restaurant, the pizza will be better than Domino's. with every bite your bottom teeth would rest under the crust while your upper teeth went through the upper layers and then youd have to put in a little extra force to get through the fossilized 2mm at the bottom and this is actually a very common practice but people barely notice why one pizza is different to chew from another either way a lot of cultures think would be good bread for pizza is completely the wrong idea i think its what dominos used to at least in the early 90s when my family decided never again
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