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What is this? Soviet Russia?
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Chinatown posted:people who brush their teeth at the office are loving weird as gently caress and not to be trusted with anything If you have Invisalign, it's pretty much required if you don't want a million cavities a month.
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Jan 27, 2020 20:03
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lol who hasn't flossed while taking a poo poo. Next you'll tell me you've never pissed in the shower.
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Jan 27, 2020 20:33
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whats wrong with smoking and making GBS threads? it's fantastic
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Jan 27, 2020 20:37
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I rarely smoke cigarettes and never indoors so it's a rare opportunity
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Jan 27, 2020 20:38
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Literally A Person posted:This post is a war crime. Got a clean dick now tho
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Jan 27, 2020 20:48
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Chinatown posted:people who brush their teeth at the office are loving weird as gently caress and not to be trusted with anything Some of us make our dentist appointments at 1pm on a Friday so we can gently caress off work early.
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Jan 27, 2020 21:30
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I like to hang my tooth brushes on the rim of the toilet when not in use I even made a little caddy for them and I keep emailing bed bath and beyond but I don’t think they’re getting my emails
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Jan 27, 2020 22:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caYpIN8xVNY
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Jan 27, 2020 22:28
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To me pissing while drinking a glass of water makes the most sense. Hash tag this please. Let's go viral.
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Jan 27, 2020 23:35
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zaepg posted:To me pissing while drinking a glass of water makes the most sense. Hash tag this please. Let's go viral. An ouroboros of piss. Cheeky.
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Jan 27, 2020 23:57
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We are still fine with pissing and brushing teeth, right? Because I need those extra 30 seconds in the morning.
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Jan 28, 2020 00:25
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Xaintrailles posted:We are still fine with pissing and brushing teeth, right? Because I need those extra 30 seconds in the morning. Just DO NOT get the two mixed up. It will end in nothing but sadness.
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Jan 28, 2020 00:35
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Xaintrailles posted:We are still fine with pissing and brushing teeth, right? Because I need those extra 30 seconds in the morning. I do this and when I switched to an electric toothbrush I noticed that it was a lot more likely to cause a bit of that toothpaste/drool drip to slowly creep down the handle so I have to lean over the bowl a little bit and angle my arm so that, should the drip actually go all the way down the brush and reach my hand, it will drip off harmlessly into the toilet bowl instead of the seat or floor, or even worse continue down my wrist and touch the cuff of my shirt.
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Jan 28, 2020 00:42
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Oh I meant the rim, not the seat. Obviously I put the seat up with my free hand before pissbrushing.
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Jan 28, 2020 00:48
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Just use your foot to lift the seat
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Jan 28, 2020 00:52
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Chinatown posted:people who brush their teeth at the office are loving weird as gently caress and not to be trusted with anything
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Jan 28, 2020 01:02
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numberoneposter posted:Agreed. But what about people who use the George Foreman grill in the break room to make fresh hamburgers? They wouldn’t put it there if they didn’t want you to use it.
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Jan 28, 2020 01:05
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Literally A Person posted:Just DO NOT get the two mixed up. It will end in nothing but sadness. oh no  do you make a habit of brushing your dingus and urinating on your toothbrush?
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Jan 28, 2020 01:38
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I get a 5 pack of red toothbrushes and a 5 pack of purple toothbrushes, one color for teeth and one for rear end in a top hat/taint and i swap the colors every 6 months so nobody can break the cryptography. 
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Jan 28, 2020 01:41
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Smoking on the John is the one thing I actually miss about smoking indoors.
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Jan 28, 2020 01:43
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Goons being goons I suspect at least one has tried to use a water pick like a bidet to save money on toothpaste and asswipe.
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Jan 28, 2020 01:54
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Brute Hole Force posted:Goons being goons I suspect at least one has tried to use a water pick like a bidet to save money on toothpaste and asswipe. 
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Jan 28, 2020 01:55
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Brute Hole Force posted:Goons being goons "GoOnS BeInG gOoNs!" Just get a soft bristle brush and do the drat job yourself. The only correct electric toothbrush was that one that played tunes in your mouth.
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Jan 28, 2020 02:01
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Goons are gonna goon! 
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Jan 28, 2020 02:26
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Y'all ever jacked off and cum at the same time you're pushing out a big log and brushing your teeth? Getting the timing right is really difficult, but absolutely worth it.
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Jan 28, 2020 03:10
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protip sit backwards on the toilet with the tank open for water to dunk your toothbrush in plus somewhere to spit out the toothpaste
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Jan 28, 2020 03:21
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Personally I like to eat my breakfast when pooping. Nothing like making GBS threads and eating a sausage at the same time.
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Jan 28, 2020 03:43
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If you didn't switch to a dry smoked sausage and kept eating grease sprayers she was right to complain.
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Jan 28, 2020 04:28
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Once found an empty dinner plate in my friends bathroom and when I asked why he said he sometimes liked to prop his bathroom door open, drag the tv to the right a bit so he could see it and eat his dinner whilst taking a poo poo and watching TV.
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Jan 28, 2020 12:49
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Brute Hole Force posted:Goons being goons I suspect at least one has tried to use a water pick like a bidet to save money on toothpaste and asswipe. In my defense it was someone else’s water pick
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Jan 28, 2020 12:57
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Chrs posted:Once found an empty dinner plate in my friends bathroom and when I asked why he said he sometimes liked to prop his bathroom door open, drag the tv to the right a bit so he could see it and eat his dinner whilst taking a poo poo and watching TV. In my defense it was someone else’s water pick
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Jan 28, 2020 13:03
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What about eating while brushing your teeth?
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Jan 28, 2020 13:45
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it was a real paradigm shift for me when i realized that poop is more or less the same thing as toothpaste
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Jan 28, 2020 13:51
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Waltzing Along posted:What about eating while brushing your teeth? Probably slightly less disgusting than drinking OJ while brushing your teeth so you end up with a slurry of mint and orange in your mouth and don't know if you should spit or swallow.
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Jan 28, 2020 17:54
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Trimming finger/toe nails whilst making GBS threads/pissing
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Jan 28, 2020 19:35
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Pooped while brushing once. Had to throw those pants away.
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Jan 28, 2020 19:45
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Making a video call to your lover whilst making GBS threads, making loud smooching noises to mask the farts and plops
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Jan 28, 2020 19:46
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Icochet posted:Making a video call to your lover whilst making GBS threads, making loud smooching noises to mask the farts and plops Oh yeah, the dog threw up and *smooch* *smooch* and I was running late for work so I'm calling you from work to *smooch* *smooch* let you know you need to come home during lunch and clean it up.
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Literally A Person posted:Pooping while brushing your teeth. I mean, yeah it seems like a great idea. Killing two birds with one stone. Shortening your morning routine so you have more time for you, time to drink coffee with your partner, read for a few minutes, or sacrifice an animal to your gods. But let me tell you, it's just seriously not okay. The mingling of poo poo smell and Crest NOW WITH SCOPE MOUTHWASH is perhaps the most distasteful smell ever concocted. DO NOT brush your teeth while pooping. DO NOT. I did this last night OP. It wasn't that bad, just make sure to flush right after you poo poo so that you avoid the poo poo getting exposed to the air and stinking up the whole place
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