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The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 08:26

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 23:50

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Surely this will not stop 6% growth?

# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 04:22

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Charlz Guybon posted:

Once again

# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 04:25

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Who's the Irish Gherkin country meant to be?

I get all but the grey one with dialogue. Can someone translate?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 18:47

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Are they saying Wuhan?
No, sir...they're saying Woo!!! Han!!!

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 10:33

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

The Fear posted:

Winnie the Flu

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 11:08

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Fat Jesus posted:

Virus defeated!

https://www.smh.com.au/world/asia/beijing-prepares-for-300-000-workers-to-return-from-virus-centre-20200324-p54ddx.html

Maybe everyone in Wuhan already got it and they buried the 1 million people who died?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 20:56

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

WarpedNaba posted:

Didn't the homeopathic frenzy start in the states?

Those aren�t doctors, though. Just people like my dumbass cousin.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 00:32

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Xi standing in front of the tanks but they�re planes .jpg

# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 18:03

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Kharnifex posted:

Goddamn motherfuckers

lovely startup idea: flood the black market with counterfeit bear bile. Have everyone donate their fingernail and toe clippings for the counterfeit keratin/rhino horn market. 3D printed tiger penises from stem cells.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 23:35

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Dont Touch ME posted:

Elemental mercury is actually safe to drink. Your digestive tract does not absorb it in any capacity, it goes in one end and comes out the other. In that context, it is 100% harmless and non-toxic.

What makes elemental mercury dangerous is the vapors. Your lungs are way too happy to pick up the stomach's slack and absorb the evaporated mercury it's constantly putting off at room temperature. A neat long form party trick is to drink mercury while exhaling and not end up with brain damage 20 years later.

It's the mercury salts that get kind of sketchy. But they're still actually really good disinfectants. They found use in medicine for a very long time because killing an infection now was a desirable tradeoff to suffering madness later. Also you can drop your surgical instruments in them for a while and they're perfectly sanitized. Even prions fear the mighty Mercuric (III) Chloride. Just don't breathe when you're rummaging around the closet where you keep it.

If you�re also a slow reader: 1 (800) 222-1222 for poison control. Don�t be like me.

Fun fact about great Satan: Satan often carries connotations of an �adversary� or an obstacle to be overcome, instead of being THE DEVIL in a lot of places, so sometimes when people refer to the US as the great Satan they�re correct given geopolitics.

The North Tower fucked around with this message at 10:15 on May 27, 2020

# ¿ May 27, 2020 10:10

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Heithinn Grasida posted:

It�s me. I am the American grad student studying classical Chinese literature full time at a Chinese university. And my visa is up for renewal right now. rip.

I got the big 4 books recently. Any recs for other lit? Good luck

# ¿ May 30, 2020 04:14

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Get some psyllium husks.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 05:59

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

WarpedNaba posted:

Eh, go easy. These space missions are good stuff, no matter who's sending them up.

Presuming, of course, that the data is shared with the wider scientific community.

100%. I�m not a tankie, but it�s also good that governments are doing this somewhere. I would have liked it to be like Germany or, better, Cuba, but public space exploration is still good and cool.

# ¿ May 15, 2021 02:23

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

I�m going to Taiwan! What should I see? I have like 4 days.

# ¿ May 24, 2021 10:45

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Not for a bit, but we finally agreed on our first post-covid trip and it�s now #1. Was just excited and wanted to start building out my �must see� list.

# ¿ May 25, 2021 00:18

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

Flannelette posted:

You're allowed to hate every nation-state at the same time guys.

Yes

# ¿ May 29, 2021 07:02

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

5er posted:

What's this guy's pitch? Just lazily judging by the attached image, is he arbitrarily suggesting that we just need "more people"? That somehow just pumping more living bodies in an already unstable system is going to just fix everything right up?

Matty G is a notorious, grade-A dummy. He�s great to laugh at, though.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 02:20

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

I�m new here but couldn�t 2 global powers both be bad and uncool? They could both be the ultimate result of the material circumstances of their regional hegemony, but, then again, I�ve only read about 40 books on Marxist theory and I know that someone here has lapped me on that.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2021 09:21

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 23:50

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MarcusSA posted:

This thread is about one of them hth

The unnamed thread can only salivate.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2021 09:24

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