Chinathread: Reinventing Licentiousness

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Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Despera posted:

Pour one put for Capslock, got banned from the cspam china threads

How will he earn his 50 cents now.

Also, the ban is under pain of 100k hour ban.

Wistful of Dollars fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Jan 31, 2020

# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 05:01

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 04:35

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

popewiles posted:

Lmao if you think humans are capable of learning a single lesson about anything, ever

haunted bong posted:

if anything they will double down

*Looks at the lessons of 2008 and nods*

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 15:40

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1224569239253569538

Go big or go home

# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 15:14

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Akratic Method posted:

lol did someone post the guy claiming that drinking his special bleach will protect you?

I mean, it's technically true that if you drink enough bleach you won't get coronavirus

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 15:05

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Fojar38 posted:

What's also great that the "US bioweapon" conspiracy theory also implies that the US knew the CCP would sit on it for 3 months and try to cover it up

Tbh that's probably the most predictable part.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 03:47

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

McGavin posted:

Can one of the ESL teachers grade this essay?

3/10 bottles of Yuengling

# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 19:43

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The Great Autismo! posted:

in 2010 my Chinese boss brought an admissions officer from an ivy league school to see our office and meet us (she was black) and after she walked out of the door to go to another office he turned around and said quite loudly for all of us to hear "BIG AFRICAN!" and gave us a thumbs up

I have like 9,000 stories like but I've typed them up time and again for all the china threads and simply can't be assed

Chinathread: BIG AFRICAN!

# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 05:22

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

'bully cspam' lmfao

That's fyads plaything

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 15:10

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Preechr posted:

Lower fatality rate than the traditional Chinese gender reveal tbh

# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 17:22

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Bum the Sad posted:

We lucked out pretty good that the entire middle of our continent is prairie.

For now

# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 17:04

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Muscle Wizard posted:

actually my joke about chinese people eating dogs is funny and accurate because chinese people have presumably at one point eaten dogs.

if you're going to bring racism to class you have to bring enough to share with everyone

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 03:13

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

How this discussion began and where it ended up is hilarious.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 15:16

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Hong Kong man arrested for allegedly booing Chinese anthem while watching Olympics

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 15:50

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GoutPatrol posted:

got another one

The class should be labelled C-SPAM and it should just be 'say the line', imo.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 14:05

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Don Gato posted:

I do miss when this thread was just funny pictures of things in China.

Noted global power, Lithuania. Watch out, they're gonna reform the Poland Lithuania Commonwealth but now it'll be Lithuania-Poland.

Aw poo poo, not again.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 23:11

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Xerxes17 posted:

This is a bad plan OP.

Only leave your least favorite child in another country.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 03:11

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I really want this to be someone's av.

if i didn't like mine i would

# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 15:52

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Seth Pecksniff posted:

Yeah I suppose that whole "We will defend Taiwan" "no we won't" Biden/WH kerfluffle doesn't exactly lend itself to allies feeling totally safe

Remind me of the argument that if the UK hadn't been ambiguous or wishy-washy ahead of WW1 Germany would never have tried it.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 19:06

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Does anyone actually *want* to be Greek

# ¿ Nov 26, 2021 04:21

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Grand Fromage posted:

When I'm scouting a new place to try this is something I look for. If there's a bunch of Americans bitching about rude/dismissive/inattentive customer service then the chances of it being legit are better.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 21:44

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Raskolnikov38 posted:

read another book, ideally one not written by a bourgeois stool pigeon

e: damnit linked to gbs instead of d&d gently caress

I see it's begun.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 17:56

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Stink Billyums posted:

the NHL just pulled out of the olympics, we won't get to see a 30-0 game

12-0

# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 21:10

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GoutPatrol posted:

christmas is over here

Over where?

# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 16:56

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Blistex posted:

After going to several different Hanabank branches, I noticed that all the armed guards were women. I asked one of the security guards why this was, and she said it's because women are less likely to go on a shooting spree.

Well, she has a point.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 03:22

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Very nearly but I made it work!

e: I hate stinky tofu.

"My thread title has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my thread title."

# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 01:15

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

If we�re going back to old school olympics don�t forget all the nudity.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2022 04:17

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adhuin posted:

My balls would freeze, if I had to ski uphill both ways, in nude.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2022 16:04

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

teen dumb so what

# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 01:43

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Grand Fromage posted:

This is the most important thing I have ever or will ever post in this thread.

https://twitter.com/GenreFilmAddict/status/1504647176697393171

I think it's the most important thing you will ever post.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 15:44

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

The Great Autismo! posted:

https://twitter.com/Jaredtnelson/status/1510401412072718343?s=20&t=PBn2b0JO3znVdkAJBy0Feg

Random question that popped into my head while reading this (as someone who has never been to Asia): how common are canned goods in Chinese/Japanese/Korean/etc food usage and storage?

# ¿ Apr 3, 2022 20:25

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Kevin DuBrow posted:

Texas coming in to liberate Chinese square dancers from oppression

Footloose with Chinese characteristics

# ¿ May 16, 2022 16:11

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Shumagorath posted:

North Korea: Fighting Covid with traditional medicine https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/61508440

Rest and orange juche

# ¿ May 20, 2022 23:01

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America posted:

Part of the way tyranny works is that it encourages the imposition of tyranny on smaller and smaller scales, the logical endpoint being that each man becomes tyrant of his territory (women/children/customers/citizens/etc).

You�re taking about mods, right?

# ¿ May 27, 2022 20:51

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Chinathread: Radical Dumpling Anarchy

# ¿ Jul 23, 2022 03:30

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ili posted:

Don't backup generators run on diesel?

35000 litres worth, give or take.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2022 13:40

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Xakura posted:

That does not sound like an unreasonable amount of fuel to me.

Volume of fuel changes with temperature, so weight is actually the most accurate way to measure it.

Looks like it's changing a lot atm.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2022 14:15