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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Chinathread: Reinventing Licentiousness
 
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Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

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Mozi posted:

i thought this was a pretty good joke

https://twitter.com/CRTejada/status/1252468034179985409?s=20

LMAO. drat good pun

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Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

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Goons dying from day old rice is legitimately the funniest poo poo I've read in a while.

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Dec 5, 2005

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What if rice causes the Corona? Makes you think....

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Winnie the Pooh was in Burger King ads?

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Oh okay carry on. I was like WHAT

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Wasn't that a Tom Clancy novel?

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BrigadierSensible posted:

Maaate, this bloke's a fucken dead set mad oval office.

https://twitter.com/hebeipangzai/status/1262912068514009088

Seriously though, I truly hope the CCP doesn't get a hold of this guy and ruin/disappear him.

https://twitter.com/hebeipangzai/status/1254618867537596417?s=20

Haha this guy owns.

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Dec 5, 2005

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feizhouxiongdi2 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgdCMwDLhq0

A famous Chinese chef uploaded a tutorial of egg fried rice on Oct 24th 2020 China time got serious poo poo from the Chinese internet. Because it's the Oct 24th is the birthday of Mao's son, who died in the Korean War because (allegedly) he was frying up some rice on a field in the middle of the night - and then got spotted because of the stove fire and the Americans dropped some bombs and he died. To post a tutorial of egg fried rice on this day shows ulterior motive and that makes him a traitor of China.

I guess friend rice is banned in China on October 24th every year now. Oh well.

Uncle Roger get on this poo poo

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Dec 5, 2005

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LanceHunter posted:

Sometimes it's hard to tell if the CCP is inventing reasons to be angry or if Chinese dissent has really reached "Queen Elizabeth expressing anger through her choice of brooch" levels of subtlety...

I'm still calling bullshit because no way even the CCP stooges are this dumb.

What do they expect? Asians to give up rice once a year just because a rich kid died?

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Insane Totoro
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No no I mean, citation for backlash needed.

Scrolling through the video all I see is comments on fried rice.

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