MSPAINT Jim Boylen Challenge

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Lumpen Oaf Jim Boylen is one of the weirdest looking people in the NBA, a trait that is only exacerbated by the fact that he is an odd goofball who seems constantly on the verge of getting catapulted into the side of a building by a malfunctioning ACME product. This thread is for the Learned Artists of Sports Argument Stadium to render him into masterpieces.

(feel free to put any other sort of goofy nba or sports-related MSPAINTS in here as well)

# ? Jan 28, 2020 06:11

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:49

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Jim Boylen, shortly before a great fall

# ? Jan 28, 2020 06:56

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

# ? Jan 28, 2020 07:07

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

# ? Jan 28, 2020 07:25

generic one: Oct 2, 2004; I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala; Nap Ghost

Edit:

generic one fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jan 28, 2020

# ? Jan 28, 2020 16:45

elime anning: Nov 19, 2002; Morbid Hound

Can somebody please post the Fester�s Quest edit

# ? Jan 28, 2020 18:30

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

someone made the comparison as a joke in the NBA thread and I never got it out of my head

# ? Jan 28, 2020 19:11

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

He kinda looks like the oaf from the Zionist comic Dry Bones

# ? Jan 29, 2020 19:06

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

I'll make a good one later you just wait

RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Can somebody please post the Fester�s Quest edit

I got you my man

Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jan 29, 2020

# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:41

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Here's the best I could do freehand with a mouse, baby

# ? Jan 29, 2020 23:38

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Just now in the Pacers game:

"Mitch....Mitch....nobody knows what the gently caress is going on."

# ? Jan 30, 2020 02:00

generic one: Oct 2, 2004; I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala; Nap Ghost

Cool Buff Man posted:

Here's the best I could do freehand with a mouse, baby

Nice job capturing the head-shine. For real.

# ? Jan 30, 2020 02:44

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Cool Buff Man posted:

Here's the best I could do freehand with a mouse, baby

lmao

# ? Jan 30, 2020 03:06

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; Wet

Cool Buff Man posted:

Here's the best I could do freehand with a mouse, baby

This whips rear end. Nice work my man

# ? Jan 30, 2020 03:42

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; Wet

This is the splash image in the middle of a political ad when you hear the narrator snarl �JIM BOYLAN SAID he is looking toward the future, but when it came down to it, he brought the same midrange 2s that the people of CHICAGO just don�t want any more�

# ? Jan 30, 2020 03:49

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

# ? Jan 30, 2020 04:21

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Delete that

# ? Jan 30, 2020 04:45

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Cool Buff Man posted:

Here's the best I could do freehand with a mouse, baby

This rules!

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:16

Giggs: Jan 4, 2013; mama huhu

# ? Jan 30, 2020 22:33

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Giggs posted:

# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:23

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Cool Buff Man posted:

Here's the best I could do freehand with a mouse, baby

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He calls for time to the groaning of the crowd
Helpless players at the Bulls game
Stare, dead-eyed, as he talks down to them
He picks up his whistle and he throws it back down
As he's told that he's totally out of timeouts
Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go, go, Fraudzilla
Oh, no, there goes Chicago
Go, go, Fraudzilla

# ? Jan 31, 2020 06:26

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Someone draw Denzel Valentine as Fraudzookie

# ? Jan 31, 2020 16:30

Lame-o-space: Jan 31, 2020; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Here�s the most accurate �boylen energy� representation in history:

Lame-o-space fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Jan 31, 2020

# ? Jan 31, 2020 16:40

americanzero4128: Jul 20, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Athanatos posted:

Cool Buff Man posted:

Here's the best I could do freehand with a mouse, baby

Hopkins FBI posted:

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He calls for time to the groaning of the crowd
Helpless players at the Bulls game
Stare, dead-eyed, as he talks down to them
He picks up his whistle and he throws it back down
As he's told that he's totally out of timeouts
Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go, go, Fraudzilla
Oh, no, there goes Chicago
Go, go, Fraudzilla

It's a shame we can't give more than a 5 for these masterpieces.

# ? Jan 31, 2020 21:36

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Hopkins FBI posted:

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He calls for time to the groaning of the crowd
Helpless players at the Bulls game
Stare, dead-eyed, as he talks down to them
He picks up his whistle and he throws it back down
As he's told that he's totally out of timeouts
Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go, go, Fraudzilla
Oh, no, there goes Chicago
Go, go, Fraudzilla

My man

# ? Jan 31, 2020 22:31

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Hopkins FBI posted:

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He calls for time to the groaning of the crowd
Helpless players at the Bulls game
Stare, dead-eyed, as he talks down to them
He picks up his whistle and he throws it back down
As he's told that he's totally out of timeouts
Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go, go, Fraudzilla
Oh, no, there goes Chicago
Go, go, Fraudzilla

hahaha goddamn

# ? Jan 31, 2020 22:38

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

I did not MS Paint this because i have no drawing ability

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:34

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

no idea who this dude is but his last name is uncomfortably close to mine and i'll never pass up an opportunity to put off work

# ? Feb 4, 2020 19:27

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

tadashi posted:

I did not MS Paint this because i have no drawing ability

gently caress

kidcoelacanth posted:

no idea who this dude is but his last name is uncomfortably close to mine and i'll never pass up an opportunity to put off work

yes

# ? Feb 4, 2020 20:06

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.