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Heather Papps

hello friend


have you guys ever heard the term "electronic body music" because i had never, until today.
somehow this utterly disgusting and revolting term for music that is basically just industrial music to my ears came across my monitor, and i've been grimacing in disgust for the whole time it took for me to google the term and read the wikipedia article.

it is causing a visceral reaction of disgust. i say the words aloud and i can taste bitterness upon my tongue.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


oh i don't listen to electronic body music any more, i'm into "moist jazz" now



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Heather Papps

hello friend


guys this is just a way for me to express how much i hate the term "electronic body music"

i assumed i could come up with more jokes but i can't get "electric body music" out of my head.



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Escape From Noise

Probably one of the several hundred subgenres of grindcore

Heather Papps

hello friend


that knocked me out of it, crustpunk is a gross sounding thing also and i mean, "grime" or whaetver that british stuff is.



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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

that knocked me out of it, crustpunk is a gross sounding thing also and i mean, "grime" or whaetver that british stuff is.

I love grime.

How about "powerviolence"?

Heather Papps

hello friend


national socialist black metal


you can almost smell the sweat thru the name of the genre



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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

national socialist black metal


you can almost smell the sweat thru the name of the genre

Yeah. True. Can't really beat the whole literal Nazi thing. poo poo like Nil bums me out. I got into Whitehouse for a second but their stance on a lot of things turned me off pretty much completely.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jan 28, 2020

Heather Papps

hello friend


the neat thing about knowing which bands are racist is that you can be at a show, see a dude with a skrewdriver patch, and give him, you know... just an extra big shove in the pit. as a treat.



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Bonaventure

by sebmojo
i'm into penis

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Heather Papps

hello friend


just try saying it out loud

"electric body music"

did i find my mk ultra codeword or something why do i hate this so much



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Escape From Noise

I don't know why you're listening to electronic music in the first place tbh

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I don't know why you're listening to electronic music in the first place tbh

i like a lot of electronic music, it's fun. i didn't realize they were the same as metal guys and applied all these discrete labels to genres which are basically exactly the same.


it still makes me feel gross to think about the term electronic body music.



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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

i like a lot of electronic music, it's fun. i didn't realize they were the same as metal guys and applied all these discrete labels to genres which are basically exactly the same.


it still makes me feel gross to think about the term electronic body music.

I'm just being a dick but yeah. In my mind the genres with like a billion subgenres of subgenres are metal and electronic music.

Manifisto


moistcore


ty nesamdoom!

Heather Papps

hello friend



post-moistcore



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Escape From Noise

Pornogrind
Goregrind
sludge metal?

Heather Papps

hello friend


centipede music



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very nice i like

Escape From Noise

Actually disappointed that the "music" I listen to doesn't have a more off-putting name.

Bonaventure

by sebmojo
music? i only listen to schmusic.

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beer pal

maybe thats why its called ebm more often op, because the full term is too embarassing

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Heather Papps

hello friend


kno what is not gross and embarrassing to say out loud?
"electronic dance music"
"experimental noise"
"junglist"
"industrial"


whats crazy to me is that they could just call it "Körpermusik" and that poo poo sounds so loving cool, but no


it is

ug


electric body music



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beer pal

idk i think experimental noise is a bit embarrassing. imagine telling a normie that youre into experimental noise music. i could never do it

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

the less a piece of music has to offer, the more it must depend on trappings such as nomenclature and aesthetic

candycore, an emo girl in a sunday school dress with pigtails and joker makeup. the mic looks like a lollipop. stage name Dedin Syde

post-folk revival, skater guy with sad eyes and a lumberjack beard. acoustic guitar but he raps sometimes and his friend both hambones and beatboxes. i don't know what the name is. might actually listen to this but be too embarrassed to show anyone and then try to tell them i was into it before it was cool once it passes a couple million views

new retro future funk. just gently caress right off bud i made myself mad with this one. it's some nerd trying to differentiate his cheap vapourwave from everyone else's and hopefully failing. i hate him. his name is "tohn jravolta", a hosed up derivation of "com truise"

i really like music videos and all but writing this made me kinda think about how this kind of nonsense is a symptom of youtube, a social network/video streaming platform, being the primary means of music distribution these days. video killed the radio star, am i right? :haw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAYYGZ8nC8


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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

beer pal posted:

idk i think experimental noise is a bit embarrassing. imagine telling a normie that youre into experimental noise music. i could never do it

what a normie thing to say


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Heather Papps

hello friend


owlhawk911 posted:

new retro future funk. just gently caress right off bud i made myself mad with this one. it's some nerd trying to differentiate his cheap vapourwave from everyone else's and hopefully failing. i hate him. his name is "tohn jravolta", a hosed up derivation of "com truise"

im feeling the rage with this one also yikes



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beer pal

owlhawk911 posted:

what a normie thing to say

excuse me. i am not a normie. in fact, i think you might be a normie, for having called me a normie.

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Heather Papps

hello friend


i struggled more with admitting i was super into taylor swifting, which is my term for a genre of performance art where i drink alone and cry while listening to sad lady singers than trying to explain to a cute girl at a party that i like music that sounds like a box of vhs tapes tumbling down a flight of stairs into a machine shop



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google THIS

Slowly approaching the point where each individual song is its own genre

beer pal

the house producer called "ross from friends"

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Heather Papps

hello friend


it hurts me to think that if there was a house dj who just did old tv theme dance megamixes they could take over the world help why is the planet like this i need a drink



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google THIS

beer pal posted:

the house producer called "ross from friends"

*fross from riends

Heather Papps

hello friend


and lo, the final seal was opened unto me, and i saw;

a crowd beyond accounting, a throng of humanity, but as the angel drew me closer, i came to realize: they were all after a form.
a tall dark haired man, a tall blond woman, a short dark haired man, a short dark haired woman, and then a man of average height with dark hair, and a woman of average height with hair the colour of silk from corn.

this pattern, repeated, a hundred, thousand, million times, an ocean unending, a fount ever flowing, of friends.

ding ding ding ding dingggg ding ding dingggg dinggggggggg

the infinite crowd turned to me, and began to sing

"we'll be there for you"

and the vision departed.

i fell upon the ground in wonder at what i had seen, and before i could stand the angel lifted me, placed me upon a comfortable seat and handed me a cup of hot, invigorating liquid.
the angel spoke, and asked
"so who do you think you are? i'm definitely a chandler, could i be more sarcastic????"



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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Heather Papps posted:

it hurts me to think that if there was a house dj who just did old tv theme dance megamixes they could take over the world help why is the planet like this i need a drink

google THIS posted:

*fross from riends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW-ncbBXtrI


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Escape From Noise

Isn't experimental noise just noise?

beer pal

noise w/ beakers

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Manifisto


google THIS posted:

Slowly approaching the point where each individual song is its own genre

tubthumping-core


ty nesamdoom!

biosterous




SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Isn't experimental noise just noise?


beer pal posted:

noise w/ beakers

looking forward to reading the peer-reviewed papers on these noise experiments



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EDM- Extremely Disgusting Music. It's the music Mike Rowe has playing when he's doing Dirty Jobs. The CD cover is scratch & sniff so you can smell the places he's been.

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