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Actually, it's not racist for me to call them "sand people," and here's why: a thread 1/59
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Hey, Jabba kidnapped rebellions decorated hero Han Solo and instead of sending like hundred ships and ground troops to take him back in like 4 minutes we should send the most important leader of the rebellion, probably the only remaining Jedi and our ace pilot, General and ex-Governor of Cloud City and an oversized teddy bear seperately in a weird-rear end rescue mission.
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Jan 29, 2020 19:45
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Galewolf posted:Hey, Jabba kidnapped rebellions decorated hero Han Solo and instead of sending like hundred ships and ground troops to take him back in like 4 minutes we should send the most important leader of the rebellion, probably the only remaining Jedi and our ace pilot, General and ex-Governor of Cloud City and an oversized teddy bear seperately in a weird-rear end rescue mission. guys i found the rebel scum. someone call the police
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Jan 29, 2020 19:48
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Galewolf posted:Hey, Jabba kidnapped rebellions decorated hero Han Solo and instead of sending like hundred ships and ground troops to take him back in like 4 minutes we should send the most important leader of the rebellion, probably the only remaining Jedi and our ace pilot, General and ex-Governor of Cloud City and an oversized teddy bear seperately in a weird-rear end rescue mission. "Sir this is a Dexter Jettsers"
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Jan 29, 2020 19:53
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Galewolf posted:Hey, Jabba kidnapped rebellions decorated hero Han Solo and instead of sending like hundred ships and ground troops to take him back in like 4 minutes we should send the most important leader of the rebellion, probably the only remaining Jedi and our ace pilot, General and ex-Governor of Cloud City and an oversized teddy bear seperately in a weird-rear end rescue mission. I mean that one guy did blow up one death star already let's see what he's got
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Jan 29, 2020 19:57
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You don't understand. You just solved the entire case. you just revolutionized the entire history of rebellion training. I mean all these years at the academy, studying alien character, psyche of the space terrorists, midichlorian analysis, all the courses that I've taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation, and criminal psychology, when all I have to do is drive around tatooine, point my finger at a palace, and say, "the bad guys are in there!"?
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Jan 29, 2020 20:08
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Hey, John don't you think the Star Destroyers also need to have laser turrets under their hull for, you know, enemies that might be located under since these are spaceships? "Go gently caress yourself Brad? Okay." 
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Jan 29, 2020 20:48
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Yeah sir I'll be done fueling this X-wing for the new pilot in just a... what do you mean make sure the pilot's seat is all the way back? It's adjustable, he can do it... And lower it to the last stop, what in the sith is gonna be flying this thing? *sees pilot* https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Hohass_Ekwesh oh. ok. yes sir. Wait how many personalities does he have?
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Jan 29, 2020 20:49
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MA-Horus posted:Yeah sir I'll be done fueling this X-wing for the new pilot in just a... Horse Pilot is rebellions top ace and you will thank him for his service, you ingrate 
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Jan 29, 2020 20:52
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Galewolf posted:Horse Pilot is rebellions top ace and you will thank him for his service, you ingrate EXCUSE ME I believe you're talking about Wedge Antilles. Runt is a pretty OK pilot and flew for Wraith Squadron.
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Jan 29, 2020 20:54
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Galewolf posted:Hey, John don't you think the Star Destroyers also need to have laser turrets under their hull for, you know, enemies that might be located under since these are spaceships? "Go gently caress yourself Brad? Okay." They do, and use them to bombard planets. 
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Jan 29, 2020 21:01
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Why, for a second, I even dared to think that picture didn't exist somewhere on the internet.
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Jan 29, 2020 21:05
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you would think that, as spaceships, they could just rotate the spaceship and shoot weapons from any angle, but i forgot that space is actually two-dimensional and up is up and down is down
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Jan 29, 2020 21:14
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I am really grateful for this opportunity to be working at the Jedi temple on coruscant. Hey, is that a jedi coming this way with a bunch of clone tro.......
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Jan 29, 2020 21:14
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Another day on the death star, three of my workers fell off into the reactor I keep reporting to SOSHA but the death star still has no railings
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Jan 29, 2020 21:16
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execute order 66? what's order 66? guys, I think I missed that day, did that memo get sent around when I was away on holiday? what are we supposed to do exactly?
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Jan 29, 2020 21:17
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I hope nobody notices I skipped weapons training at the imperial academy
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Jan 29, 2020 21:19
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Galewolf posted:Why, for a second, I even dared to think that picture didn't exist somewhere on the internet. It's the alt-art for the VSD-II for Star Wars Armada.
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Jan 29, 2020 21:19
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How about the remaining 65 orders? Was there more than 66? Who are we not killing, actually?
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Jan 29, 2020 21:19
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moist turtleneck posted:You don't understand. You just solved the entire case. you just revolutionized the entire history of rebellion training. I mean all these years at the academy, studying alien character, psyche of the space terrorists, midichlorian analysis, all the courses that I've taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation, and criminal psychology, when all I have to do is drive around tatooine, point my finger at a palace, and say, "the bad guys are in there!"? I appreciate this post a lot.
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Jan 29, 2020 21:20
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year 20 on exogool, we still haven't left our ships that have been buried in the ground I feel like I will never leave this grave oh god dammit palpy is griefing in fortnite
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Jan 29, 2020 21:20
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Wow jabba dropped another one today? The rancor is going to sleep so well tonight with some extra exercise and a full tumtum 
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Jan 29, 2020 21:28
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Wait what do you mean the machines I engineered that were code named World Devastators aren't actually being used to turn scrap into new housing? Next you're gonna tell me that Project Death Star isn't being used to mine uninhabited planets.
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Jan 29, 2020 21:35
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moist turtleneck posted:year 20 on exogool, we still haven't left our ships that have been buried in the ground The Dead Speak! Palpatine is using a 3rd party chat client to tell his teammates who are still in the game where the other teams are hiding
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Jan 29, 2020 21:36
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A HOLOCRON INTO THE SLOT. IT’S MARL BLAZESTAR: MERCENARY FOR HIRE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARL BLAZESTAR. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME REBEL BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY IMPERIAL CADET CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN CADET CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Jan 29, 2020 21:43
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I wish the empire was still around, this mercenary needs to be reported to CPS for taking his little green goblin child to the bar
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Jan 29, 2020 21:46
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No health insurance so I've been buying mon calamari antibiotics on the cheap to treat this wicked case of space clap
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Jan 29, 2020 21:57
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You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. *Points at Chicago*
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Jan 29, 2020 22:00
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To all you liberals talking about blaster control don't you feel stupid now that the rebellion took down the empire? How does that imperial boot taste?
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Jan 29, 2020 22:06
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HootTheOwl posted:To all you liberals talking about blaster control don't you feel stupid now that the rebellion took down the empire? lol nobody tell this guy who was leading the rebellion spoiler alert: a coreworld senator built the empire, a coreworld senator toppled the empire, and it'll be the same coreworlds and the same people taking creds from the same corporations that keep dominating the galaxy but sure man, tell me all about how changing the foot in the boot you're licking matters so much
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Jan 30, 2020 02:20
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Future historians will attribute the fall of the Empire to its poor star inflation control, dismissing the accounts attributing it to Luke Skywalker alone as "superstitious nonsense."
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Jan 30, 2020 03:11
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hey there folks, you working space-hard or hardly space-working haha!!
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Jan 30, 2020 03:40
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Yeah brother Greedo was talking to me the other day, yeah I know Greedo, saying how all these fake Tatooine girls just aren't his scene, no cap.
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Jan 30, 2020 04:15
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Just read on holonet that the so called "rebel" terrorists attacked our troops again. These people need to be wiped out of the galaxy!
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Jan 30, 2020 04:25
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i spend all my money on twilek hookers
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Jan 30, 2020 04:48
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Complications posted:lol nobody tell this guy who was leading the rebellion 
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Jan 30, 2020 07:00
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Tulip posted:Future historians will attribute the fall of the Empire to its poor star inflation control, dismissing the accounts attributing it to Luke Skywalker alone as "superstitious nonsense." The real problem was when the Empire reinstated the bescar standard and pegged the value of credits to such a rare material. That caused rampant space speculation and investment in ridiculous imaginary currencies like bitcredit, because nobody actually understood how the hyperchain worked and that the whole thing was functionally a big ponzi scheme. Once the second death star blew up due to hidden issues with the RBMK reactor design and gross negligence, that shook people’s faith in the Empire and helped contribute to its collapse more than any perceived “rebellion”
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Jan 30, 2020 07:12
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Hi sir, do you have a moment to talk about the Dark Side? You see we are a religion that advocates for vicious, excruciating competition. Where murder, including of small children, is completely above board! We are entirely, confusingly, transparent in how morally bankrupt the entire religion is! After joining you'll get a vaguely evil sounding name! Have a pamphlet!
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Jan 30, 2020 08:37
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I swear to the maker if you make me translate another genosian erotic comic well see how strong your restraining bolt is.
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Mom the plural is also Sith, you baka Jeddai.
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