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eig
Oct 16, 2008

Wow! OP success story! I also recommend this floating log, my other betta loves to take naps in hers :) I originally thought she was ill, but bettas legit love to take naps???? A+ fish

https://www.chewy.com/zoo-med-floating-betta-log/dp/154802

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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
this is the feel good story i needed right now. swim on Bernard! go ahead and GIVE THE SEAS GRASS A NIBBLE!!

( i noticed snow on the roofs of the homes outside the window there and am concerned that perhaps the bowl's proximity to the chilly window might sap the temp of the water and freeze lil Bernie's fins off! :ohdear:)

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
endlessly criticizing the OP's fish keeping habits can only make Bernard's life better SO DON'T QUIT NOW PEOPLE!

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Well might as well skip to the part where get OP to build a massive 2 story tank to house all the friends his fish friend will need then.

A heater might not be a bad idea though I'm pretty sure betta are tropical and prefer 80f water but it's only dangerous if it goes under 70f.

eig
Oct 16, 2008

pixaal posted:

Well might as well skip to the part where get OP to build a massive 2 story tank to house all the friends his fish friend will need then.

A heater might not be a bad idea though I'm pretty sure betta are tropical and prefer 80f water but it's only dangerous if it goes under 70f.

Yes this is correct! I keep a thermometer in my tank and when I had them at the office they were fine but now thay they're at my house it gets chilly during the day so a heater is keeping them toasty.

I did have childhood friends who accidently cooked their fish with their heater though...

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

Dick Bastardly posted:

this is the feel good story i needed right now. swim on Bernard! go ahead and GIVE THE SEAS GRASS A NIBBLE!!

( i noticed snow on the roofs of the homes outside the window there and am concerned that perhaps the bowl's proximity to the chilly window might sap the temp of the water and freeze lil Bernie's fins off! :ohdear:)

It's not snowy here, we are very much in the tropics

We have had him over the winter and he seems just a bit sluggish in the morning but he wakes up for a nibble

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Jestery posted:

It's not snowy here, we are very much in the tropics

We have had him over the winter and he seems just a bit sluggish in the morning but he wakes up for a nibble

Nice! A nibbling fish is a happy fish :D

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Have you considered buying another fish so Bernald has someone to gently caress

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


bird with big dick posted:

Have you considered buying another fish so Bernald has someone to gently caress

Bettas are very aggressive when not mating he would kill her.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Voting the thread a 1 because :flipoff: Bernard

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Voted 5
Cute as hell thread

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Spinz posted:

Voted 5
Cute as hell thread

Dang you, SPIN!!!! :argh:

You'll rue this day!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

pixaal posted:

Bettas are very aggressive when not mating he would kill her.

whats your point

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
For the record: I do not condone starting a beta fighting ring, so if that's what this devolves into just know that will have no part in it :colbert:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
same

40 quatloos on the newcomer!

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Bettas are the most incel of all fishes, tbh

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

Voting 5 for much happier fish

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
gently caress YEAH BERNARD

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

bird with big dick posted:

Check out my fish tank




Also lol at OP getting shamed into buying a bigger fish tank
Here's mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vOzk3bBV_M

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

cute fish op. we got a betta last summer and truly they have many fishy needs to keep them happy and healthy. he's really cute and pugnacious so it's worth it :)

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

Voting 5 for much happier fish

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


My betta fish jumped out of his tank. They jump.

He had everything including a floating moss orb and he chose to become a dessicated corpse on my carpet :negative:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

Dely Apple posted:

My betta fish jumped out of his tank. They jump.

He had everything including a floating moss orb and he chose to become a dessicated corpse on my carpet :negative:

Bernard thankfully is not a jumper, goon-dolances

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
Dear GBS, it with heavy heart I have to inform you all that at 6:30 this morning Bernard was found deceased on water filter

Truly he was the gooniest fish.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Dude :smith:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
He killed himself because of you tiny lovely retarded bowl op

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Jestery posted:

Dear GBS, it with heavy heart I have to inform you all that at 6:30 this morning Bernard was found deceased on water filter

Truly he was the gooniest fish.

FFFF

now you got that bigger tank so you have to replace him

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
(My apologies if a bigger tank was provided to Bernard)

Aule
Oct 16, 2019

unpacked robinhood posted:

(My apologies if a bigger tank was provided to Bernard)

There was

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
:rip: to a real one

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!


https://youtu.be/nSz16ngdsG0

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


This is Sterling

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Jestery posted:

Dear GBS, it with heavy heart I have to inform you all that at 6:30 this morning Bernard was found deceased on water filter

Truly he was the gooniest fish.

RIP Bernard

if you ever want to try this again please come to the aquarium thread in the pet forum where we would be happy to make sure you have every advantage when caring for Bernard Jr

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

The bigger tank killed him

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Nice job goons

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Fish murderers, the lot of you

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

gary oldmans diary posted:

op what the hell is going on in your household?



OP, I think you should ask Killbot what happened.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Mr. Fish is still alive in his aquatic environment. I think your fish was depressed about how poorly you treat him compared to Mr. Fish.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

Three Olives posted:

Mr. Fish is still alive in his aquatic environment. I think your fish was depressed about how poorly you treat him compared to Mr. Fish.

I did find a tough book in his tank viewing your post history so that is likely true

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The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
You killed your fish. You murderer. HELP! SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS.
FISH KILLER!

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