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if your droid doesn't say "roger roger" you are automatically drafted into the clone wars anakin skywalker bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between sith & jedi. you imbecile. you loving moron" "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a desert hermit
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who the gently caress is scraeming "USE THE FORCE" at my xwing. show yourself, coward. i will never use the force
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(someone else can do better than that tbqh)
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in the latest effort to distinguish myself from "Whacky";, "Random" bull poo poo, i will be changing my name from Anakin Skywalker to Darth Vader
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Empire. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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"space isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the star destroyer bridge with my lovely awing
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lol these are all great
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so long suckers! i turn down my hologram and create a huge cloud of salt. when the salt dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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go ahead. at me keep screaming "Shut The gently caress Up". makes my opinions Worse, it does
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another day volunteering at the death star. everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the exhaust port. buddy, they wont even let me gently caress it
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my big padawans have made a mess of the consoles again after being riled up by the good word of the Force i have trained my two fat identical padawans to sit outside of my chamber and protect my brain from forcefreaks by meditating intensely please pray for my padawans Ani and Obi who have just glued themselves to a droid,
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The Republic is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
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IF THE JEDI COUNCIL BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE YOUNGLINGS I WILL FACE THE HIGH GROUND AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO LAVA
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strongest lightsaber in the galaxy, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian . (ideally pair this with anakin's lightsaber being torn apart in TLJ)
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jedi," i holler as i overturn my uncle's holocron and turn the 4th of Sithmas into the 4th of poo poo
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okay this one is inspired
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destroying a planet may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
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Dexter Jettster gets $0 tip for serving "Bones" to me in roasted porg, if i had wanted to eat bones i would take my rear end to the grave yard
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This wins. Close the thread.
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Death Star $3,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my empire is dying
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nine-gear crow posted:Food $200 Stop spending money on the Death Star.
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obi-wan kenobi: nobody has to get owned today. please, please turn off your lightsaber and step back anakin skywalker: gently caress oyu
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"Is Kreia A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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im rwriting a script about a smart and handsome army man jedi who murders civilians but wants to stop murdering civilians because hes in love
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nine-gear crow posted:Food $200 Spend less on darth vader
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Empire Officer Casualty list: Killed by rebel scum: 791 Fell into trash compactors: 15 Friendly fire incidents: 232 Force choked by Darth Vader: 43,011 Industrial accidents: 90 Someone help me, my entire officer class is dying
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no modification needed on this one https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/541298222044819456
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RBA Starblade posted:Spend less on darth vader no
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W.T. Fits posted:Stop spending money on the Death Star. no
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Disney turning a big dial taht says "Original Trilogy" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Pollyanna posted:who the gently caress is scraeming "USE THE FORCE" at my xwing. show yourself, coward. i will never use the force
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go ahead. keep screaming "use the force Luke" at me. it only makes my aim Worse
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