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"Is Palpatine A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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Jan 30, 2020 19:57
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if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the star war
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Jan 30, 2020 19:58
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my favorite feature of being sith is absolutely no consequences for my opinions sucking ffucking rear end and me being 100% wrong about everything
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Jan 31, 2020 15:39
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my main issue with "sheev palpatine fucks" is if you read the star wars novels youd know the dark side of the Force automatically jacks sith lords off
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Jan 31, 2020 17:07
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Thread stuck for 24 hours while I slowly shrink down and transform into a porgcob
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Jan 31, 2020 19:55
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i'm sensing some major bullshit from exogol
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Feb 1, 2020 00:29
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Senator Binks once tried to defend me in court by pulling out a pocket Death Star and saying he'd never gently caress it. They blew up our planet.
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Feb 1, 2020 02:23
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group SITH. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" Edit: gently caress, beaten on first page
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Feb 1, 2020 03:24
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Feb 1, 2020 03:45
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Hell Yes;. the empire is putting me and my guns on a star destroyer back to hoth. Thius is like real life DLC
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Feb 1, 2020 04:24
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IF THE JEDI BAN ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE YOUNGLINGS I WILL FACE YODA AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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Feb 1, 2020 04:43
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BOSS SAYS I CAN KISS MY PORGS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS HOLOGRAM DEACTIVATES
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Feb 1, 2020 04:44
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sorry. i can't come to work today because my fat little penis got blown off by a thermal detonator , in the star war we just lost because of me .
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Feb 1, 2020 05:01
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padme is no longer permitting me to jack off in the speeder during her jedi archive meetings. where am i supposed to jack off then? loving TATTOOINE???
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Feb 1, 2020 05:31
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Why Have I Been Brought Before The Council of Jizz Wailers?
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Feb 1, 2020 07:34
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1206509636926332928
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Feb 1, 2020 11:49
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Feb 1, 2020 16:28
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ah, So u persecute Darth Sidious just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (Jedi get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
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Feb 1, 2020 16:32
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for reasons none of you could ever hope to comprehend, i will now be referring to "Baby Yoda" as "The baby from Yoda"
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Feb 1, 2020 19:18
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while every one was busy talking chosen one this and darth plagueis the wise that, i have been mastering the Hands-Free orgasm
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Feb 2, 2020 09:57
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You gotta feel bad for Greedo issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the bounty hunter Greedo. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"
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Feb 2, 2020 10:33
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Feb 3, 2020 04:16
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i miss 100% of the shots i don't take mother fucker - every stormtrooper disrespected. on my own planet!! of all places, my own planet! please send me pictures of chosen ones, force dyads, etc to calm me down wife is no longer permitting me to jack off in the millennium falcon during her senate meetings. where am i supposed to jack off then? loving JAKKU??? W.T. Fits posted:theres actually zero difference between small and large things. you imbecile. you loving moron
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Feb 3, 2020 04:42
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My main issue with "darth vader fucks padme" is that if you read the star wars novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks darth vader off
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Feb 3, 2020 05:12
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Emperor Palpatine posted:what kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being killed by infinite things))
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Feb 3, 2020 06:32
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Emperors' back, baby. awooo (vulptex howl)
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Feb 3, 2020 08:04
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another day enslaved in the mines of kessel. everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the spice. buddy, they wont even let me gently caress it
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Feb 3, 2020 18:14
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endorsing the candidate whose supporters have called me "Pussy rear end" or "coward" the least amount, and its none other than the great sheev Palpatine
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Feb 3, 2020 20:37
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ive hired 3 of my clumsiest dumb rear end droids to spy on my apprentice and uncover his plots against me, just the worst bumbling loving imbeciles
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Feb 3, 2020 23:33
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[the force helps us day to day in our lifes... but some men have twisted the force to fulfill their oqwn selfish desires. beware these 'dark force users']
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Feb 4, 2020 14:19
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Feb 4, 2020 15:06
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Binary Moisture Vaporators 500 credits Refurbished Protocol Droid 750 credits Refurbished Astromech Droid 650 credits Power Converters 0 credits Blue Milk 275 credits someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my moisture farm is going under
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Feb 4, 2020 19:01
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Feb 5, 2020 20:14
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1225761272307703808
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Feb 9, 2020 00:26
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all wampas are abominable. mockery . spit in gods face
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Feb 9, 2020 04:20
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arbys refuses to honor special bulletin offering a free "Roastbeef Snack" to all mandalorians... lots of upset mandalorians at this arbys,..
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Feb 10, 2020 03:18
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a phalanx of twi'lek dancing girls taunting me while i defend my honor with a lightsaber
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Feb 14, 2020 00:07
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 I'm not this year's "BB-8", shut up
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Feb 14, 2020 05:50
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you want to claim that i keep a cup of poodoo on my computer desk? You want to go on record? ill put you in ferrocrete. ill give you to the Sith lord
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Feb 17, 2020 09:39
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Edit: oh, damnit. Rolled over the phone while sleeping and this is what I woke up to.
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