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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Poultry menstruation in a shell. Yet good, and cool. Tell me your egg tips and tricks.

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CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Whatever happened to that egg that was the most liked picture on Instagram?

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Scramble them eggs up with some salt, pepper and shredded cheese, then fry them in the same pan you just used to make bacon and/or sausage.

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

Egg directly into boiling pot=easy to Peel, into the cold water and you are just asking for a bundle of grief

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
the secret to a perfect fried egg is to crack the yellow and only fry for max 5 seconds after flippage, then completely remove after heat after

dog eggs are delicious this way

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I ate an egg in the morning. Eggs give me sustenance

naked umlaut
Aug 3, 2005

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I ate an egg in the morning. Eggs give me sustenance

Boiled or...?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Eat the eggs, op

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

bradzilla posted:

Eat the eggs, op

I did

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
Pro omelettes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


You wanna bump? Hey relax, it's good poo poo. Just chill. I keep the premium egg around. Nothin to worry about.

*sniffs line of beluga caviar*

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

CassandraZara posted:

Whatever happened to that egg that was the most liked picture on Instagram?

I unliked them, my bad

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hmwi8zezQM

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Her?

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
i only eat things extruded through cloacae

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i like american cheese on my scrumbled eggs BITCH

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


CassandraZara posted:

Whatever happened to that egg that was the most liked picture on Instagram?

Got too caught up in the fame, did some hard drugs and got scrambled.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Chinatown posted:

i like american cheese on my scrumbled eggs BITCH

:yikes:

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

A blighted ovum is a true delicacy

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
Cook them in dishwasher.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

ANUSTART posted:

Cook them in dishwasher.

I thought we weren't being misogynistic on here anymore

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.

Beach Bum posted:

I thought we weren't being misogynistic on here anymore

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6iJF0Uwk2Q

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

serious norman posted:

Boiled or...?

Egg

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


I used to eat tomato Maruchan ramen cooked until dry and then with egg scrambled in it in college. it was good but they stopped making tomato ramen which is sad

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




long egg

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Please don't ruin Maruchan brand instant ramen by putting egg in it.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
:thunk:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I wonder how many eggs can fit inside my butt.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
When I grow up I am going to get one of those things that lets you make poached eggs and I am going to have poached eggs all the time.

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013
I know how to egg.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



SHISHKABOB posted:

When I grow up I am going to get one of those things that lets you make poached eggs and I am going to have poached eggs all the time.

Poached eggs are really easy dude even my barely competent self can make them.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Poached eggs are really easy dude even my barely competent self can make them.

Ok all i said is I want one of those things that helps you make them. And then I am going to have them all the time.

ok thats a lie I said "lets" not "helps" so i guess i sounded like I thought they were relaly hard to make, im sorry for the confusion.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

SHISHKABOB posted:

When I grow up I am going to get one of those things that lets you make poached eggs and I am going to have poached eggs all the time.

I have a toaster that does that. They work surprisingly well. It makes the toast/muffin/bagel and egg and Canadian bacon or other topping at the same time

I thought it was a gimmick at first, then I tried it and then the next thing I remember I had made and eaten like 5 bacon egg and cheese English muffins.

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCEfZPhL-NU

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

eggs are tasty cooked all sorts of ways, but I have a little gadget for making hard boiled eggs up to eight at a time (nine if you’re a bit creative) so hard boiled is how I eat a lot of my eggs. If you add a tablespoon or so of vinegar to the little water dish/heating surface at the bottom, the eggs peel more easily ime

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like scrampled eggs

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