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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


This is not negotiable.

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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
I think it is.

Let's discuss!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Han shot.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Han didn't shoot at all!

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

ponda baba shot first

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.
Han drank Greedo's shot first.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I am a meat popsicle multipass we super green


E: WTF AwfulApp? This was the Fifth Element thread when I hit the reply button

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
lmao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




But while there are many alien races in the setting, they occupy different positions on the scale of citizenship status:

5) Sand-People: unintelligible primitive natives(?), seen as faceless, dangerous vermin even by wise old Ben Kenobi.

4) Jawas: competent to maintain complex machinery but still regarded as little more than jibber-jabbering wildlife.

3) Whookeys (IE Chewbacca): acknowledged as named individuals, but still not subtitled and maybe not quite full citizens.

2) Spaceport aliens, EG Grido the bounty-hunter: wear clothes, have their own subtitled argots, and count as people.

1) Darth Vader: gets to order around members of the imperial military (in English), though he may lack an official rank.

This may be a matter of Travelleresque "major race" status: Chewy's race only get around the galaxy on vessels designed for humans, while Vader's people must have starships of their own.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
they did greedo dirty

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




iospace posted:

This is not negotiable.

ummm haven't you watched Star Wars?? Greedo and Han clearly shoot at the same time while greedo shouts maclunkey!

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

No, Greedo says maclunkey first, then they both shoot at the same time.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Who shot first depends on which timeline you're talking about, obviously.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
kinda rude to call out a dead guy for his PE issues

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Now, I shall simply dodge the blaster shot at my head thusly

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?

Darkman Fanpage posted:

they did greedo dirty

You gotta feel bad for Greedo

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Greedo got crispa'd

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Wait 'till Han meets Greedo's cousin, Wratho.

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
Meesa not so suuureh

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Chill Penguin posted:

You gotta feel bad for Greedo

no, I don't.

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Kaysette
Jan 4, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

Who What Now posted:

I am a meat popsicle multipass we super green

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