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Almonds, pistachios, hazel, chestnuts, walnuts, hell we'll even allow peanuts even though they're legumes and not nuts! This is a thread for extolling the virtues of nutting, letting the world know when you fill your belly with nut, and and all other things nut related. I just had some delicious mixed nuts dusted with sea salt and caramel flavoring. The sweet and salty flavors complimented the savory flavor of the nuts perfectly.
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Jan 31, 2020 05:16
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I make my own Nut Milk https://almondcow.co/products/almond-cow-milk-machine
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Jan 31, 2020 05:17
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Can I post when I plan on nutting soon?
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Jan 31, 2020 05:20
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walnuts are fine, but who seeks them out? who goes out of their way to eat a walnut?
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Jan 31, 2020 05:25
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Toasted pine nut atop hummus or basically anything is a net +ve in any circumstance.
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Jan 31, 2020 05:26
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Sorry. Just saw the thread. I'm like three posts behind.
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Jan 31, 2020 05:27
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BALLS ON CHIN
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Jan 31, 2020 05:28
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 I like to nut bold
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Jan 31, 2020 05:31
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 Now, I'm not going to sit here and suggest that NUTS are any good for you in any capacity, they simply aren't. On the contrary they have many negative health implications and should simply be a last resort survival food, occasional treat or accoutrement.
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Jan 31, 2020 05:34
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Nothin like a tangy orange with some phat nuts. 
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Jan 31, 2020 05:34
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what the gently caress is this cashew placement? w. t. f.?
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Jan 31, 2020 05:37
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Deez Nutz are my personal fave
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Jan 31, 2020 05:37
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Almonds are the worst nut by a mile. They are always bad.
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Jan 31, 2020 05:38
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oh but seriously I posted:what the gently caress is this cashew placement? w. t. f.? There is almond, peanut. And everything else.
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Jan 31, 2020 05:39
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TheAardvark posted:Almonds are the worst nut by a mile. They are always bad. gently caress outta here
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Jan 31, 2020 05:39
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Unless you're pumping iron nuts are too high calorie for not enough food. A solid 0/10 to nuts from me. e: Also peanut butter is the most disgusting substance known to man. I'd rather drink horse diarrhea.
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Jan 31, 2020 05:40
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 Literally just got back from acme with these. I already ate half of them while watching a movie. I like to toss a bunch of the peeled ones in hot sauce, and then toast them. Spicy peanuts forever.  A nut tale: In winter 2009, I was homeless in NYC. I was meandering around in a park killing time before work. A gentleman working a Nuts4Nuts cart looked at me, frowned, and then brought over a tiny folded napkin with a tiny roasted cashew inside. It was then that I realized I wasn't pulling off the "not entirely homeless" vibe as accurately as I'd imagined. But would I make literally all the same mistakes again for more free nuts??? Matlack Radio fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Jan 31, 2020 |
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Jan 31, 2020 05:41
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Nurge posted:Unless you're pumping iron nuts are too high calorie for not enough food. A solid 0/10 to nuts from me. You're even worse than the almond guy. This forum is full of lunatics.
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Jan 31, 2020 05:41
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youre posted:There is almond, peanut. And everything else. salted honey cashews are a cheat code for making this worthless hell world worth tolerating for another day
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Jan 31, 2020 05:44
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Matlack Radio posted:
Wtf he gave you ONE nut? Like, did he think he was giving you motivation to not be homeless or something
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Jan 31, 2020 05:46
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oh but seriously I posted:salted honey cashews are a cheat code for making this worthless hell world worth tolerating for another day When was the last time you had a cashew?
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Jan 31, 2020 05:46
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youre posted:When was the last time you had a cashew? two days previous. how can you like p-nuts better? nothing to them
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Jan 31, 2020 05:51
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almonds are ok
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Jan 31, 2020 05:51
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NMS 
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Jan 31, 2020 05:54
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You know when you go to a faire, or a mall that isn't quite dead yet and they have roasted almond stands? Is there anything worse than biting down on what you believe will be a delicious sweet velvet and you break a molar on a piece of pure syrup?
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Jan 31, 2020 05:55
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Wtf he gave you ONE nut? Like, did he think he was giving you motivation to not be homeless or something I took it as a kindness.
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Jan 31, 2020 06:16
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I got a big ol bag of mixed nuts and I nut very regularly
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Jan 31, 2020 06:20
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Almonds and Walnuts rule the land around me and are also extremely gross Pistachios, on the other hand... mmmm
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Jan 31, 2020 06:56
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Jacking off is a sin
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Jan 31, 2020 07:47
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Nuts are an important component in time-stamping your shits. For example: Eat nuts with breakfast, maize with lunch and paprika with dinner. That way you can keep track of what meals you have pooped out and anticipate your bathroom needs for the rest of the day.
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Jan 31, 2020 09:14
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youre posted:
*Pistachios not at the top Frick you, you stupid whore, you scum of the earth and sea, you slut bitch peanut-rear end-swallowing cock-summoner
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Jan 31, 2020 09:55
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Pecans are where it's at. Cashews and macadamias are also good in any form. The Brazil nut (and we all know what those are called) are always the last ones left in the bowl
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Jan 31, 2020 10:11
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Small Gay Planet posted:*Pistachios not at the top When was the last time you had a pistachio? exactly. You are just trying to troll or get attention by being oppositional, vote 1 and move or get a life.
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Jan 31, 2020 13:23
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Jan 31, 2020 13:26
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youre posted:When was the last time you had a pistachio? exactly. You are just trying to troll or get attention by being oppositional, vote 1 and move or get a life. He's right tho. Pistachios are the best nut. Nuts are still bad for you tho.
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Jan 31, 2020 13:26
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Macadamia nuts if you're feeling fancy.
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Jan 31, 2020 13:29
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Walnuts in my oatmeal rn.
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Jan 31, 2020 13:45
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Pistachios are great but sometimes you get one that is completely closed and it breaks your heart to realize that you'll never taste that delicious nut. (Unless you have tools but if you bring tools to snack time you're a complete psycho)
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Jan 31, 2020 13:53
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Icochet posted:Pistachios are great but sometimes you get one that is completely closed and it breaks your heart to realize that you'll never taste that delicious nut. (Unless you have tools but if you bring tools to snack time you're a complete psycho) I love them because when you get one open you can open all the rest of its friends with the shell. It's like the ultimate betrayal.
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Jan 31, 2020 14:02
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Pecans are really freaking good.
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