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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I’m gonna cum all over the op

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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
A fine post for almost any thread

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
And a snipe

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



do you think lowtax’s cum tastes like pennies now that he’s more machine than man?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
look at the camera honey

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Iron Prince posted:

shut the gently caress up you idiot bitch. this is the type of post you make when you never busted in your life’s

he's right the thread is about cum stop making it all about yourself.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hell Yeah posted:

he's right the thread is about cum stop making it all about yourself.

Stupid rear end poster you are

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I don’t bust

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Needs a bit more cumin

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I cummed

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Get em in boys cuz we got one station we’re stopping at

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erASBQmUE1U

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Rage posted:

do you think lowtax’s cum tastes like pennies now that he’s more machine than man?

That’s why they call it the money shot

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it really grinds my gears how people always say semen is high in protein. the dang stuff is mostly carbs! seriously people get it together here

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
When u fall asleep and she still suckin. :smug:

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Imagine a town made entirely of cum

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Iron Prince posted:

Hey assholes, stop simping for lowtax for a second and think about cum.

This is the thread to discuss:
  • favorite loads
  • distance blasted
  • cum
  • number of ropes
  • flavor
  • cum

I don't think you're serious about Cum. I think you're taking Cum too lightly, or worse, are taking the piss. You start a thread about Cum, but you don't use the "I love cum" tag, or even the "Suck a dick" tag.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Previa_fun posted:

Imagine a town made entirely of cum

[Stavbot] Oh hell yeah dude

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Previa_fun posted:

Imagine a town made entirely of cum

oh no it's starting to rain again

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I;m thinkin about thos cums

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




sometimes it's ropey and sometimes it's watery. why is that? in other words, how cum??

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Previa_fun posted:

Imagine a town made entirely of cum

is it like... frozen? because otherwise I can't really visualize it, sorry

unless it's like really chunky and I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
hey I just noticed

why is the thread tag about guns rather than "I <3 Cum"? I mean if you're gonna have a thread tag and couldn't use that one I can understand, guns are the closest thing, but it seems like a real missed opportunity OP

e: looks like blistex also brought this up and I'm a dummy but STILL

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga

Eldercain posted:

I like to cum but don't like to clean up the cum any ideas???

cum on someone else. then it's their problem!

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Goddamn I love to cum.

Small Gay Planet
Aug 2, 2019

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

sometimes it's ropey and sometimes it's watery. why is that? in other words, how cum??

keep a cum journal

A regimented program - Cum at 2100 hrs sharp and keep it sealed, attach to each cum a meticulous dietary and exercise record for the day

Over time, you may begin to see the truth

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
CUM =
Congealed
Umami
Matter

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
imo it's fun to bust on a lady's tits

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Eldercain posted:

I like to cum but don't like to clean up the cum any ideas???

Here's a cool tip from the 90s: If you press on you are taint when you cum no cum will come out and you won't have to clean!

Your balls will probably explode or something eventually tho i dunno do I look like a ball doctor?!??

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

There is an actual chain of christian bookstores in South Africa called CUM Books I poo poo you not. I forgot what it stands for but the demographic is Afrikaans speaking and the oversight must’ve been easy to make given the circumstances but still.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Previa_fun posted:

Imagine a town made entirely of cum

Population: me and my dad

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
In Alberta there are student "cumulative files" which are abbreviated to "CUM files". Everyone pronounces them "qume" files. We had to shred a bunch of old ones and throw them in a dumpster. . .

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Friday night so i'm gonna be working on my blast radius

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Fun cum fact: "Cum" is actually Latin. It means "semen".

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

having a son and naming him Buster.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

scott zoloft posted:

Friday night so i'm gonna be working on my blast radius

I’ve been absolutely destroying my Kegels this week. You wanna race bro?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Hell Yeah posted:

having a son and naming him Buster.

nice

get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga

quote:

favorite loads

had a particularly good one in about march of 07 that I remember fondly. was thinking about a hot chick i knew from class.

quote:

distance blasted

probably 4' or so max. at one of my old apartments i noticed a small cumstain on the wall above my bed like a couple feet above my head. I assume I shot some there one time when I was laying on the bed jerking. not gonna calculate the cosine of the nut or whatever but i assume that's like 4ish feet from my actual dick.

quote:

cum

yeah

quote:

number of ropes

I never counted but i bet i've hit 10 in the past

quote:

flavor

no homo

quote:

cum

yep

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Hell Yeah posted:

having a son and naming him Buster.

This is my boy, Bustin' Justin. Chip off the ol block he is

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Pineapple

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