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patent # 3921B A machine where you speak into a tube and your words fill up the bubbles on bubble wrap, so each bubble says a word when you pop it patent #4921F a can of snakes but when you open it a big peanut in a hat jumps out and runs away patent #03292 it's like eyeglasses but for your nipples, to enhance their potency patent #2382O a notebook for sending explosive notes like inspector gadget always got patent #23812D orange juice, but it's still in the orange patent #39123Q a book that doesn't make you feel bad for not reading it |
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patent #OJ392C A camp for adults to go to when they can't take it anymore called a Bummer Camp patent #293213 cookie dough you can harden into bricks that water test and caulk with frosting grout (patent #F023G) patent #10484 a tv where if you don't like what the person on the screen is saying you can pull them out and fight them patent #59923 shelves to store all of the naps you take patent #95999 a set of rings with teeth on them which will bite your fingernails for you while you sleep |
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patent #59593 the same thing as patent #2382O but with with a disclaimer explaining that it's not the samsung galaxy note 7 |
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patent #23910 an alarm clock with a self-preservation chip so that it doesn't wake you up if you're just going to be annoyed patent #85921 they're like cigarettes except digital patent #59123 a new version of google maps that lets you add the locations of nearby treasure chests to your route automatically patent #66421 smoke-able sleep, its a thing that you can smoke instead of sleeping at night |
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patent #32931 it's an app like tinder but you swipe pictures of dogs you wish you could adopt and get the confidence boost that comes when they swipe you back to let you know they'd like to be adopted by you |
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patent #45214 an app that scans posters' power levels
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patent #21452 "y'know, that thing from that movie, you know the one, it's uhhhh the one with the guy, you know from uhhhh"
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Patent 330-530 A device with time/date dials on the front that you send emails to and it stores them until the time you inputted on the dials comes up, then it sends them out to their recipients so it looks like you didn't go home early. |
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good code for the forums 
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Patent 330-529 An email client that allows you to send emails and attachments back in time, so that you can meet deadlines that have already passed. |
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patent #69420 rube goldberg-esque machine to deliver french fries to my mouth while I am occupied with other things. vocally controlled, can optionally dip the fry in ketchup or other dipping sauce. this machine also has the magical ability to make or procure more fries when the supply is running low. patent #8008135 improvement to patent #69420 adding sweet potato and waffle cut options, plus klaxon/strobing light alarm in case mayonnaise is in proximity to the dipping apparatus
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patent #69420420 an app that is like tinder, except the cards are your anxiety thoughts - and swiping left removes the thought from your brain while swiping right attempts to process the thought in a chill way ---------------- |
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Barking Gecko posted:Patent 330-529 OMG between this and patent 330-530, you could subvert the entire employment apparatus! |
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patent #420420 "Instant Weed" - IoT technology applied to a bong. Whenever the weed level drops below a certain level, the device automatically contacts your local dealer or dispensary, which then dispatches additional weed via courier to your location. Note that the psychoactive properties of any remaining weed are neutralized if the user cancels their subscription. |
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