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There's a bit of a new development on the Donnie Orangeglo picture. https://twitter.com/farhip/status/1226987107891208192?s=19 It's not really that the photographer finally spoke out about it. It's that the WaPo/Bloomberg pictures taken at the same time actually look worse.
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ksbrkfuwgejsgwnfjahdu https://twitter.com/Bernstein/status/1226928996056813568?s=19 kavdkwgejeg.
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Feb 11, 2020 04:44
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Feb 11, 2020 18:08
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AUSA to Barr: DEUCES MOTHERFUCKER https://twitter.com/jeremyherb/status/1227323353456939009?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Feb 11, 2020 |
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Feb 11, 2020 21:07
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Dude quit after the White House pressured the DoJ to withdraw his sentencing recommendation. Yep. He was detailed to DOJ from his spot as a special assistance US Attorney in Maryland. He just quit the case and quit DOJ, a "noisy withdrawal", and now goes back to his job for Maryland.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I missed that part. I thought he was fired completely. Nope, wasn't a firing. This was a DEUCES MOTHERFUCKER situation. He was either told to rescind his sentencing memo and told his superiors to go gently caress themselves, or he was told to resign and also told his superiors to go gently caress themselves. That's what you're supposed to loving do. You don't compromise your morals, you don't equivocate, you don't seek to contain Trumpian corruption - you quit in protest and tell everyone to go gently caress themselves.
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Feb 11, 2020 21:26
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bird food bathtub posted:So to make sure I got this right since I'm slow on the uptake with legal stuff, this is him telling Trump to go gently caress himself sideways with the bullshit new sentencing guideline he was given for Stone and walking out the door with double deuces in the air to make a public scene out of it? Yep. The only question is who told him to pull the old sentencing guideline and who told that superior to order the pulling of the old sentencing guideline. In a vacuum, per WaPo, Stone would get recommended like 1.5-2 years for the crimes he did. But because there was witness intimidation and threats tacked on, that knocks it to a 7-9 recommendation. That said, the threats were really loving weird and the threatee is a real loving weirdo. So there was some ambivalence in what to go after. Then Donnie Orangeglo tweeted. DOJ says the decision was made pre-tweet. They're full of poo poo. By the way, the judge probably won't give a gently caress about the recommendation and will do her own thing - after grilling DOJ about all this bullshit.
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Feb 11, 2020 21:35
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The ol' double double bird. They have a future in Atlanta.
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Feb 11, 2020 22:06
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#3! https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1227346342512615426?s=19 As Donnie Orangeglo is like "lol I didn't do it, but I could do it" https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1227345905113804800?s=19
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Feb 11, 2020 22:40
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Donnie got the Acting political appointee for the DC DOJ office to do the dirty work and even then, he was milquetoasty as gently caress. https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1227349653269688321?s=19 Edit: apparently this means a recommendation of 3-4 years, not 7-9. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Feb 11, 2020 |
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lol all four quit rather than go along with the bullshit https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1227360426779971584?s=19
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Feb 11, 2020 23:37
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:I swear he's getting more orange. I know it's a tiny thing in all this insanity, but his face is literally loving Orange it's so loving absurd You're not crazy! He literally uses makeup to get that orange. Which then leads to him overapplying, or underapplying, or outright missing spots all the time.
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Feb 12, 2020 00:12
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Donnie's now attempting to gently caress anyone even tied to investigating/exposing any of his bullshit. https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1227383583159050241 She was confirmed to that U.S. Attorney spot, then oversaw the major poo poo going on. Then, Mnuchin picked her for a Treasury Undersecretary gig, so she resigned (and got replaced by the fuckhead that signed today's Stone sentencing recommendation redaction). Now, her nomination got pulled, likely because she'd be asked "so hey, when did you find out about the Ukraine funding hold?" Edit: lol deeper dicking than I thought https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1227387110694510594 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Feb 12, 2020 |
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Feb 12, 2020 01:16
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I'm on a bit of an anger roll. So, gently caress THIS FUCKER https://twitter.com/DavidLawler10/status/1227391920466546689
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Feb 12, 2020 01:49
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#ripYangGang https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1227397210574381056 Expected him to hold out longer!
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Terrifying Effigies posted:edit - also this is your average voter for you: The basic story of the Democratic Primary: Anyone who says they know what's going to happen is lying, barely anything has happened yet, and people like the whole drat field. All three are leading to a shitload of last-minute decisions, so the ground games and turnout operations are completely useless. Also, be wary of the people saying "well, Bernie's ideology is capped out at 40% while 60% are moderates!" A lot of moderates like Bernie as their second choice, as remember, voters are way more non-ideological / not policy driven than we expect.
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Feb 12, 2020 04:22
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And Nevada unions are trying to spike Sanders. The main Democratic organization is The Culinary Union and they're doing the old SANDERS WILL MAKE YOU LOSE YOU HEALTHCARE WE BARGAINED FOR. https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1227443066526687233 Edit: it's not *that* blunt, but it's kind of obvious! https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1227449311031631874?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Feb 12, 2020 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:god the "getting rid of union healthcare" has been the most loving grating talking point. Doesn't anyone remember just last year, when GM tried to shut down their employee's health insurance as a bargaining tactic during the UAW strike? It's a cousin of when old veterans yell about how OMAR SAYS IT SHOULDN'T JUST BE VETERANS THAT GET THE VA BILL AND EVERYONE SHOULD GET IT!!!11! THAT BITCH, SHE'LL CHANGE THE COUNTRY BUT I'LL THANKFULLY BE GONE BEFORE IT HAPPENS. Roughly a direct quote from yesterday. It's also a cousin of gently caress YOU, GOT MINE, AND I HAD TO WORK FOR IT, SO gently caress YOU AGAIN. I think it was the classic Carlin rant/joke, where the middle class fights among themselves, fighting to not become the lower class, while the upper class hysterically laughs at the pulled strings.
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Feb 12, 2020 05:44
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A Bad Poster posted:Man, for not being a self professed Democrat, it sure appears that a whole lot of self proclaimed Democrats think he's best to represent them A potential issue though is that Bernie isn't turning out a different electorate, at least not yet. Bernie's base is the Youngs, and Young's haven't turned out at a higher-than-normal percentage yet in Iowa/New Hampshire. He's getting enough to win and all, but he's not changing the overall electoral makeup. I'm not making the HURF BLURF BERNIE SHOULD BE WINNING BY MORE argument, just a factual note that the Youngs still aren't voting enough.
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Feb 12, 2020 13:55
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CommieGIR posted:Really won't be surprised if he just suspends elections at the end of all this. The play is "new evidence discovered" in the FBI Investigation of Bernie's wife's weird college thing. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/21/us/politics/jane-omeara-sanders-burlington-college.html They found nothing, but that doesn't mean that Barr can't un-find nothing.
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I have a book recommendation! I can't read it, as I'd get way too loving angry, but it's worth your time. https://twitter.com/Itsjoeco/status/1227584359881936900?s=19 Sinking in the Swamp: How Trump's Minions and Misfits Poisoned Washington https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SGMVL9S/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_yEcrEbH51D2RW It's made by The Daily Beast guys, Swin and Lachlan. Rather than writing a normal book, for a normal president with a normal brain, they wrote it in the fashion of Wiseguys, talking about all of the internal bullshit that happens. poo poo like Trump being obsessed with asking Priebus about badgers and what badgers eat, in the middle of meetings. All of the other Trump books aren't right because their frame is off. Everything is internally hosed, so you write the book from the starting point of everything being internally hosed. Or as Swin says, "The president is a racist TV game show host". https://www.washingtonian.com/2020/...mudhoney-album/ facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Feb 12, 2020 |
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All I know about Buttigieg and his sexuality is that him and his husband are loving cute as hell together. For everything else, he's a lizard crossed with a rat.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I think I just saw something about hope hicks returning to the white house. They're leaning into The Best People. https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/1227999182826418181?s=19
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facialimpediment posted:They're leaning into The Best People. A bit more here! https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1228007950586826752?s=19 There's about to be a purge kicking off. And Donnie Brainstem is getting purge recommendations from Fox, shivving white House aides, and Louie Gohmert. Gonna be funny.
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Feb 13, 2020 18:35
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https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1228062053216276481?s=19 gently caress this two-faced, John Goodman-knockoff fascist dickbag motherfucker. He can go thoroughly gently caress himself no matter what comes out of his liehole.
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Fat fascistic piece of loving poo poo is only mad that Donnie does the tweeter. gently caress him and his Iran-contra criminal shitbaggery. https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1228066812325060608?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Feb 13, 2020 |
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Doesn't say which dating app it was, but I think we all know already. https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1227973238568808448
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Donnie's gonna lose his loving mind. Absolutely going to blow his loving poo poo. https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1228366935575998465?s=19 https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1228368105316999168?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Feb 14, 2020 |
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Oh look, Barr's still a loving snake. https://twitter.com/charlie_savage/status/1228379343262539777?s=19
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drat, Avenatti got got. https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1228397874318315521?s=19 Pretty clear-cut thing, just an amazing fall.
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bird food bathtub posted:Trump's motorcade takes a lap around the Daytona 500 Everyone that attended and cheered got what they deserved though. https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1229212343831322625
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That Works posted:Exactly. I'd argue that "NY Billionaire / former Republican Bloomberg buys Democratic nomination through blanket ads and no debates with the rest of the field" is a bigger problem though. The DNC is a bunch of dumbfucks, but Bloomberg needs to be on the debate stage, based on the numbers he's getting/buying.
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At a first look, this doesn't make any sense at all https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1229837846233530370?s=19 until you realize that Rod's wife has been all over fox news for years. Edit: and it's a trial run too quote:In conversations with advisers, Mr. Trump has also raised the prospect of commuting the sentence of Roger J. Stone Jr, his longest-serving adviser, who was convicted in November of seven felony charges, including tampering with a witness and lying under oath in order to obstruct a congressional inquiry into whether the Trump campaign conspired with Russia to influence the 2016 election.
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Man, the bullshit pardons are really flying today. https://twitter.com/LauraLitvan/status/1229840091968917505?s=19 Junk Bond King got one too https://twitter.com/HansNichols/status/1229839633686679558?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Feb 18, 2020 |
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One more! https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1229846575729516544?s=19 Except for Blago, it's all wiping out the original convictions, probably for "I can't hire you because I can't hire felons for this, sorry" reasons.
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Casimir Radon posted:It doesn't hurt that he was in Donnie's stupid show either. I can't wait till we get Meatloaf, Secretary of the Interior. I can't watch this clip, as I'd get too angry. BUT Y'ALL CAN, ENJOY MOTHERFUCKERS https://twitter.com/kgscanlon/status/1229847359418441731?s=19
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