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(puts on a ring and pulls my pants down) "Objection, your honor! He's goating the witness!" |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:A free-orb on the keyboard
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 19:36 |
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google THIS posted:(puts on a ring and pulls my pants down) god
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 19:52 |
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You have been found chillty on all counts, and are hereby sentenced to introducing yourself in the chat thread. |
# ? Feb 2, 2020 19:57 |
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and may mods have mercy on your soul if you don't have at least one picture of a cat to show them
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 20:00 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:A free-orb on the keyboard lowtax? more like notax amirite
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:11 |
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Me to you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1dtnBUzewU https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:56 |
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your honor, we the jury have found that the word "nut" is extremely funny judge: what about the defendant yeah they seem cool i guess, what about them
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:23 |
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bailiff: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? me: *points at bailiff*
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:25 |
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Yinlock posted:your honor, we the jury have found that the word "nut" is extremely funny
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:26 |
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*takes a hit from a spliff and answers every question with "that's just like, your opinion, man!"**
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:38 |
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Me, filming the proceedings: Hey so like, the lighting in here is... uninspired. Yeah, thats the polite way to say it. Can we kill the overheads and turns on some lamps? Oh! And can the stenographer pick up that piece of white paper and hold it up about two and three quarters feet from their face? Yeah it softens the shadows on that side and looks really flattering. Thank you! No no! You gotta hold it up there the WHOLE time. Awesome. Alright! from the top. *bailiff sighs and sits down on the floor
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# ? Feb 3, 2020 00:02 |
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judge: bailiff spliff, detain that man! bailiff spliff: *takes a long drag*
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# ? Feb 3, 2020 01:53 |
The judge dismisses the case and takes their leaf of the courtroom | |
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google THIS posted:(puts on a ring and pulls my pants down) |
# ? Feb 3, 2020 17:45 |