The BYOB Coffee Thread: how do you take your cup o' Joe?

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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Strong cappuccino one sugar, can be talked into a flat white on occasion.

Drink two to three coffees per day, but barista made only a couple of times a week.

Whatever you do, don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee!

# ? Feb 1, 2020 23:29

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:40

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

My morning ritual is to boil a kettle of water for the moka pot, and then when the moka pot is doin its "espresso" thing, i wedge the coffee house looking babby milk pitcher with a 1/2 cup of cream in the top of the now hot kettle. When the coffee has been poured, the cream gets the frother thingy and then poured into the coffee until the cup is full.
In the background through all of this there's yogurt and oatmeal and a piece of toast going on.

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# ? Feb 1, 2020 23:40

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

SonofaBITCH i never thought until JUST NOW to combine the yogurt and oatmeal! Would that be good? Anyone have a trip report?

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# ? Feb 1, 2020 23:41

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

SonofaBITCH i never thought until JUST NOW to combine the yogurt and oatmeal! Would that be good? Anyone have a trip report?

Yoghurt and toasted muesli are amazing, don't know about oatmeal, hth

# ? Feb 1, 2020 23:46

Heather Papps: hello friend

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

SonofaBITCH i never thought until JUST NOW to combine the yogurt and oatmeal! Would that be good? Anyone have a trip report?

if it's not hot, v good. i eat raw oats all the time, but the hot oatmeal and the cold gurt are... i can't imagine it would be good.

also, french press throughout the day. i have a soft spot for terrible gas station mud tho

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 2, 2020 00:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Large, gas station cup of high-caffeine coffee with four shots of STŌK caffeine additive. It says to limit yourself to two shots per day, so call the cops if you must, cuz I ain't gonna stop.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 00:58

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Godspeed, John Glenn. :stare:

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 01:35

biosterous

during the workweek: one mug of bad k-cup coffee provided by work. i put in a bunch of sugar and milk (i have to bring my own milk since everyone else takes it black) to make it palatable. i used to just not bother but i've found that it helps me with the nausea side-effect of my antidepressants so i'm sticking with it.

sunday: my church has actually really good coffee and i have drink one (1) mug. i put cream and much less sugar in it and it is delicious

i don't make coffee at home because me spouse hates the smell of it (and if i'm at home i've got other options for fighting nausea)

sometimes when i visit my folks my dad will make me some coffee with his fancy aeropress and it is also delicious. i add just enough milk so it won't upset my stomach and no sugar at all.

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 02:13

xcheopis

One small pot each morning, black. Have decreased from 2-3 regular pots of coffee to a tiny 4-cup and am now further decreasing, albeit slowly.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 02:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Godspeed, John Glenn.

It is necessary

# ? Feb 2, 2020 02:24

French Accent

before i realized i have IBS i always had a good house roast, with cream and sometimes sugar. sometimes i'd take french vanilla

nowadays i've done nothing but collect tea from various countries. i wish i could consume coffee beans again

# ? Feb 2, 2020 03:13

Manifisto

I alternate between two modes: espresso mode and clever coffee dripper mode. I'll tend to go with one for months at a time then switch up to the other for no particular reason. right now I'm doing espressos (at home).

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 2, 2020 03:17

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

me: I'll take a pound of dark roast, please.
local coffee house guy: How dark?
me: norwegian black metal.

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 03:31

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I make coffee concentrate on a French press and keep it in the fridge. I mix it with one part water and Oreo creamer and drink it cold.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 03:53

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 04:10

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

THEY MAKE OREOS CREAMER??

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 04:17

Goons Are Gifts

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Black as the midnight sun on a hot Christmas morning

And lots of it, too

# ? Feb 2, 2020 05:45

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

THEY MAKE OREOS CREAMER??

There's nothing better!

https://www.target.com/p/international-delight-oreo-coffee-creamer-1qt/-/A-53281240

# ? Feb 2, 2020 06:30

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I'm in a coffee twilight zone time now. It's 5pm and I'm jonesing for a hot cup of joe, but if I have one now I might not be able to sleep tonight without it and tomorrow is Monday.

But I'm so tired now and unable to enjoy the rest of Sunday :negative:

# ? Feb 2, 2020 06:48

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

One cup in the morning at work - usually around 10:30 or so. I don't like to drink it first thing in the morning, because that means I have to be unpleasantly awake for more of the work day.

I don't usually drink coffee at home, but I use a pour over thingie when I do. Medium roast, or light if I want more caffeine. I take it black or with just a splash of cream.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 06:49

City of Glompton

major dickasons blend with cream. mostly it gets made in a drip machine any more although there are so many other options for making it. but, mornings are hectic so

sometimes i drink a coffee at work, using the crazy new coffee robot and i like to make a latte macchiato with almond milk

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 07:12

xcheopis

If I need caffeine after my morning pot, I have tea or chocolate-covered coffee beans. Saturdays can get wacky with me having a half-cup of coffee in the late morning. Wild stuff, I tell you!

# ? Feb 2, 2020 07:39

Escape From Noise

Boss coffee out of the vending machine across the street from work when I don't have time. The coffee from the coffee shop down the street when I do.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 08:18

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Strong black coffee, preferably kaldi's made as a pourover

# ? Feb 2, 2020 09:12

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With either cream or coconut oil, and either honey or maple syrup. Havent done black coffee in a while.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 17:28

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Also light roast > dark roast 99% of the time.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 17:29

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

albany academy posted:

With either cream or coconut oil, and either honey or maple syrup. Havent done black coffee in a while.

This is a powerful post.

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 18:00

Robot Made of Meat

Plain black coffee is one of nature's perfect foods. To add anything to it is to subtract from its perfection.

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 19:30

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

Plain black coffee is one of nature's perfect foods. To add anything to it is to subtract from its perfection.

That giant can of tim Hortons regular roast in my cupboard is not one of nature's perfect foods

# ? Feb 2, 2020 19:35

biosterous

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Plain black coffee is one of nature's perfect foods. To add anything to it is to subtract from its perfection.

plain black (good) coffee is super delicious but it hurts my tum tum

so i have to put a little milk in it at the very least

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 19:36

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

biosterous posted:

plain black (good) coffee is super delicious but it hurts my tum tum

so i have to put little a milk in it as a morning treat.

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 19:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

albany academy posted:

Also light roast > dark roast 99% of the time.

Absolutely

# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:23

City of Glompton

albany academy posted:

With either cream or coconut oil, and either honey or maple syrup. Havent done black coffee in a while.

honey in coffee is so tasty

# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:32

biosterous

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

a coffee can have a little milk, as a treat

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 21:54

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

City of Glompton posted:

honey in coffee is so tasty

When I was younger and full of Hope I used to enjoy soy caramel lattes, baby's first sugary coffee treat

# ? Feb 2, 2020 22:32

Finger Prince

Fresh ground pour-over at work, black. At home, French press, same. I have a little Nespresso machine at home for those times I can't be assed or just want a quick espresso in the afternoon. It's surprisingly good with the right pods!

# ? Feb 2, 2020 22:42

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

biosterous posted:

a coffee can have little a milk, as a treat

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# ? Feb 2, 2020 22:50

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:13

cda: by Hand Knit

Black, drip. Major Dickason's is my standby but if I can I'll get something local. I drink two or three cups before noon. If I need caffeine between noon and five I drink tea. After that, nothing.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:40

cda: by Hand Knit

Here's why I drink coffee black. If I am ever falsely imprisoned they might not have cream and sugar in there, so I want to be prepared.

# ? Feb 2, 2020 23:37

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