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I mean sure it is great for consumers but the employees are only increasing revenue outside the store, they are hardly contributing to in-store revenue at all. If only there was a way to maximize revenue both inside and outside the store...  We now have the technology to turn them into walking billboards!
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shut up bitch
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Feb 2, 2020 00:58
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really just heartbroken that grocery stores ccan't maximise their revenue
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Caesar Saladin posted:really just heartbroken that grocery stores ccan't maximise their revenue I really like your username it is clever and good
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Feb 2, 2020 01:06
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verbal enema posted:shut up bitch
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Feb 2, 2020 01:06
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I have a lot of pain problems and on bad pain days curbside grocery pickup makes me able to eat and I like that. thanks curbside grocery pickup, you're great. unlike three olives, who is three pieces of fetid poo poo.
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Feb 2, 2020 01:07
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When the revolution comes I'm gonna make sure the guillotine doesn't miss your bougie rear end
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Feb 2, 2020 01:10
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I like walking through the store to pick up my things. I don't want them selecting my fruit etc. for me because I always choose ones that are better. They wouldn't care.
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Feb 2, 2020 01:12
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can i tell them to punch in quinoa as millet to save a buck or two????
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Feb 2, 2020 01:13
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Hey Three Olives how are you today? How is everything going in your life? We want to hear about you. Dish, girlfriend!
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Feb 2, 2020 01:15
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I just went and picked up groceries today. Pulled in my spot and back out in 3 minutes. It's the best thing since sliced bread.
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Feb 2, 2020 01:16
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makes the groceries easier to gank for me and the crew tho
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Feb 2, 2020 01:16
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Why is it always the really old regdate people that do things like creepshot people in public? Also three olives.
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Feb 2, 2020 01:18
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Putty posted:Why is it always the really old regdate people that do things like creepshot people in public? Also three olives. because you dang kids are too busy taking selfies and yeeting to creep on other people
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Feb 2, 2020 01:19
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We do the curbside pickup thing if we ever need anything at walmart for some reason. Whatever keeps us from having to go in the store. Even if we're both in a good mood, walmart just makes us cranky and we end up in some arbitrary argument on the way home. Every single time. The place just radiates negative energy and your body soaks it up until it overloads. It's like Ghostbusters II.
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Feb 2, 2020 01:27
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Grem posted:When the revolution comes I'm gonna make sure the guillotine doesn't miss your bougie rear end Extremely normal post about wanting another poster dead  3O sucks bad but jfc dude
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Feb 2, 2020 01:31
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Honky Dong Country posted:Extremely normal post about wanting another poster dead god this is a lame response to something completely inoffensive and tepid
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Feb 2, 2020 01:35
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I don't think we should do that, it's fuckin gross.
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Feb 2, 2020 01:35
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Grem posted:When the revolution comes I'm gonna make sure the guillotine doesn't miss your bougie rear end
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Honky Dong Country posted:I don't think we should do that, it's fuckin gross.
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Feb 2, 2020 01:38
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afaik the only "bougie" thing 3O has ever actually done is own a coffee machine and qualify for a mortgage
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Honky Dong Country posted:Extremely normal post about wanting another poster dead Not a poster. I guillotine Three Olives.
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Feb 2, 2020 01:41
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Pick posted:afaik the only "bougie" thing 3O has ever actually done is own a coffee machine and qualify for a mortgage 3O had a pool too at one point I think. A POOL
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Feb 2, 2020 01:41
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i got an above ground pool next to my trampoline next to a car on blocks
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Feb 2, 2020 01:43
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Zane posted:the french revolution was a bourgeois revolution in marxist historiography. that makes the guillotine, in deliberately marxist terms, most proximately a weapon of the bourgeois. leave it to goons ofc to get everything backwards. i'm in to some pretty obscure forms of marxist praxis, you probably haven't heard of them
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Feb 2, 2020 01:45
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You should hire a guy to throw your groceries in the street and then eat them off the ground like an animal op.
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Feb 2, 2020 01:47
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The Paris commune just executed people and even then a lot of people hated that poo poo
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Feb 2, 2020 01:47
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more parking spots taken up front that make me have to walk *sigh*
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Feb 2, 2020 01:50
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Pick posted:afaik the only "bougie" thing 3O has ever actually done is own a coffee machine and qualify for a mortgage Ask him about the time he wanted his neighbors evicted because he didn't like the color of their drapes. Or the time he wanted to setup his own ISP that would operate exclusively in his condo unit.
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Feb 2, 2020 02:12
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Curbside grocery pickup requires a greater amount of forethought than I am usually capable of. Also, they will do things like try to get the closest comparable product for an item they can't find, which resulted in them giving me a bottle of regular hydrogen peroxide instead of the contact solution I had ordered - not quite the same thing there, guys.
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Feb 2, 2020 02:54
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i dunno if i'd like a stranger handling my starfruit
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Zane posted:the french revolution was a bourgeois revolution in marxist historiography. that makes the guillotine, in deliberately marxist terms, most proximately a weapon of the bourgeois. leave it to goons ofc to get everything backwards. No one's talking about the French Revolution. It's quick, painless, and fun. Marx was wrong about the French Revolution anyway.
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Feb 2, 2020 03:21
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If you're already at the point where you're selecting your groceries online because you're too fat or whatever to walk down the aisles, why not just have them delivered to your door?
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Devils Affricate posted:If you're already at the point where you're selecting your groceries online because you're too fat or whatever to walk down the aisles, why not just have them delivered to your door? It isn't available everywhere. Especially not 20 miles away from the store like where I am right now
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Feb 2, 2020 03:34
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I've never had a problem with the quality of produce they've selected for me. I wash my poo poo before I cook with it anyway. Also walking around a supermarket buying food isn't a workout unless you're one of those discovery channel fats. Its free and it saves me a lot of time on big trips.
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Feb 2, 2020 03:44
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I am often paralyzed by indecision when staring at a grocery aisle with a dozen different options of the near identical, similarly priced product. If it weren’t for my awareness that people walking past me are themselves aware of my indecision, I’d probably stand there for an hour or so before making a choice that really is no better reasoned than if I had just closed my eyes and chosen whatever my hand fumbled against first. Sometimes I shop at like 2am just to avoid people. I don’t think they offer curbside service at 2am.
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Feb 2, 2020 03:44
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Feb 2, 2020 03:58
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Olives of poo poo is all I see in this thread
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Feb 2, 2020 04:10
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OPs gimmick is loving dumb as hell.
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I’m cryin’ out for pleasure But it’s just pain and nothing else I look around for rescue But it’s just catsup, ketchup, and self
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