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Conspiracy theories: they're as constant as drinking. But sometimes after years of use they get a little worn out and shabby. But does that mean we should throw them out? Absolutely not! With a little bit of know-how they can become new, exciting, and maybe even sexy again. Let's help some conspiracy theories get their grooves back. Tired: Bush did 9/11 Wired: Nobody did 9/11. It was all part of a worldwide hysteria caused by a leaky gas main that was tampered with by the NWO to get people to buy patriotic merch to show pride with or burn. The debate about monoatomic gold rages on among conspiracy aficionados; is it a miraculous healing element? Or perhaps part of a Illuminati deception to control the populace? The truth: monoatomic gold willed itself into the conspiracy theory discourse to cause a handful of the weirder guests at your parties to have a long and heated debate that nobody else understands. What old conspiracy theories can you help spruce up? |
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oak island money pit only the dudes are digging looking for a thumbdrive with a trillion dollars of bitcoins on it
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The gunman on the grassy knoll was a time traveling John Wilkes Booth. He and Jack Ruby were members of the intergalactic yakuza, sent to end a blood feud with Oswald and make him look like an rear end in a top hat at the same time.
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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Bigfoot is a two-dimensional being who's there, he's just standing 90 degrees turned away from you so he looks invisible because you're looking at him edge on
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Feb 2, 2020 17:36
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The Dave Matthews Band song "Satellite" is a coded message about the flat Earth. |
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Feb 2, 2020 18:25
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all four member of the beatles were actually paul mccartney in disguise. he just got tired of playing two of them so he had them "die"
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The moon landing happened but the moon take-off was filmed in a bollywood backlot. |
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Feb 2, 2020 21:20
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You can tell because one of the dancers is in front of the camera crosshairs |
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Feb 2, 2020 21:24
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Bigfoot is a two-dimensional being who's there, he's just standing 90 degrees turned away from you so he looks invisible because you're looking at him edge on 
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Flouride in the water is there to control our minds, not in a direct chemical way but by rendering us complacent from looking at nice teeth all day. |
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google THIS posted:Flouride in the water is there to control our minds, not in a direct chemical way but by rendering us complacent from looking at nice teeth all day. this post is part of the conspiracy! it made me laugh which made me show my nice teeth to my spouse, rendering them complacent
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Feb 3, 2020 05:23
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Jaguars! posted:The moon landing happened but the moon take-off was filmed in a bollywood backlot. someone forgot to put the tape in so they had to re-film the entire journey
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The number of the beast is not 666, but 666. Take that wannabe devil lovers. Chem trails are not real, they are actually water vapour released in the air in order to humidify draught areas. KFC killed JFK in order to take out the competition. Area 51 isn't a UFO testing facility , but a UGO testing facility - They specialise in unidentified geological objects.
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old: Maytag is harvesting one (1) sock from every load you dry and turning it into lint bold: Maytag is creating one (1) new sock from excess lint for every load you dry |
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Bush blew up The Maine and Obama did the Teapot Dome Scandal
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