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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Girl From Ipanema Troubles
 
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Escape From Noise

 Ey! I'm tellin' ya, bro. She may be tall and tan and young and lovely, but this girl from Ipanema? Fuggetaboutit! Nothin' but trouble! Every day when she walks to the sea, every day, she looks straight ahead, not at me! And I've been workin' out! Got a tan goin' and everything! I'm no mook ovah here! What can I do?

* # ? Feb 2, 2020 18:42
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
that lady's cray-cray, thinks she's a sheep always goin', "baaa-baba ba ba baaa ba ba ba"

* # ? Feb 2, 2020 21:08
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 maybe i'll write a song about her. i wish i knew her name oh well



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 04:51
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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

maybe i'll write a song about her. i wish i knew her name oh well

Chasing down a woman who barely knows me to give her my single of the song I wrote about her on cassette

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 04:59
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Manifisto


 literally cannot walk down the street with her without every moron within spitting distance sounding like they're seeing a doctor with a tongue depressor


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 05:03
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