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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

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HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
Second penis

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

you cum blu

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Your balls get rock hard.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
You unlock cheat codes irl

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
poo poo pants.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

instant reload

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I dunno, I guess I still don't gently caress

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Super dick
Mega dick
Ultra dick
Mega-ultra dick
Omega dick
Super-Omega-Ultra-Mega dick
Then it explodes

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Space Race Riot posted:

I dunno, I guess I still don't gently caress

if loving had a report card i would give it an A+ in every subject.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Hell Yeah posted:

if loving had a report card i would give it an A+ in every subject.

I believe I could change your opinion on this if we hosed. PM me

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Hell Yeah

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
It will be like you have the hardest boner of your life that won't go away. You are on a 4 hour time limit though and if its not down by then you are about to have serious issues (like a needle going in your dick to remove the blood or it will never work again)

But during those 4 hours you will feel like you have a rock for a cock and can bone your way through a table

Take the plunge and just

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

HebrewMagic posted:

Second penis

how do i get viagra

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


ride the snake

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

Hell Yeah posted:

how do i get viagra

literally type into google I WANT VIAGRA and youll find an online site thatll send you 20 pills for 20 bucks thats above board

Or go whole hog and buy it on alibba somehow for like 50 bucks for a kg like the steroid boys do. Note then you are trusting chinese meds and your own scale and measure

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Your dick goes from working fine to working overtime.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
A super hard dick doesn't feel really great, and certainly not for hours
Totally serious here

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
You have a super hard erection for a long time. Like up to a day. Don't think it actually destroys your dick after 4+ hours, that's just a potential bonus for some lucky users.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Spinz posted:

A super hard dick doesn't feel really great, and certainly not for hours
Totally serious here

No joke, have you guys seen how springy dildos are? Women seem to prefer dongos at about 3/4 max power

ho fan
Oct 6, 2014

it loving explodes

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Devils Affricate posted:

No joke, have you guys seen how springy dildos are? Women seem to prefer dongos at about 3/4 max power

Correct
We mold you in us after all irl
:shrug:

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

you get a phone call from the president of cheese and you're offered a job as the guy who puts all the holes in swiss

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Consuming and copulating with cheese while living in Sweden does sound like heaven.

e; Robin Williams' skit on Viagra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFM11SmoxfI

Nyan Bread fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Feb 3, 2020

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
carpal tunnel syndrome

tennis elbow

really really bad eyesight

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Hell Yeah posted:

how do i get viagra

You don’t. The patent on Viagra expired, so other companies are making it and selling it under different names now.

I think one of them is called BlueChew, but their ads loving suck poo poo so please don’t encourage them by buying that particular one.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Viagra was invented as a blood pressure medication, so your bp will tank. If you take some then become dizzy and start getting a headache, make sure you lie down before you pass out

e: vasodilator is the term

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hell Yeah posted:

how do i get viagra

Internet or coke dealer.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


This is what happens OP

https://i.imgur.com/euaROKf.mp4

Be careful.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Hell Yeah posted:

how do i get viagra

Just visit your local adult shop and look for one of these:
https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/tainted-sexual-enhancement-products

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Lmao

quote:

07/16/2019 Public Notification: Big Penis contains hidden drug ingredient

youre
Dec 30, 2019

In 2008 I talked to a guy who said his dad formulated Viagra back in the day, and he explicitly said if you don't have a medical condition then using will accomplish nothing, since all it does is fix the thing that is preventing the bonor.
That same guy in the next sentence told me Battlestar Galactica was better than The Wire, so he was probably a dumbass, but that's what he said.

Also every porn set has it on hand too, but that could just be like a Ruby Slippers 'you had the power inside you all along you just needed a placebo'. Who knows, it's weird stuff.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

You get a boner.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Devils Affricate posted:

No joke, have you guys seen how springy dildos are? Women seem to prefer dongos at about 3/4 max power

there are glass dildos, and theyre better than rubber/silicone/whatever ones :colbert:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
It causes instant and catastrophic rigor mortis, except in the dingus, which instead goes limp.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.
It makes your head feel like a throbbing, blood filled pumpkin, much like your dick but not nearly as pleasant.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It works better

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
It will overinflate and burst in a shower of blue gore.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

New Stiff Nights Platinum is my favorite jojo's bizarre adventure stand

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Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
There was a thread about this ages ago in A/T I think and the guy said he took a bit too much and blood shot from the end of his dick and then he passed out or something. I encourage OP to experiment and let us know how it goes though!

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