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apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
Title says it all really. What if the rear end was in the front of us and the dick/pussy parts were in the back? We’re made to believe this is weird or gross but actually it’s just society which has normalized a front dick/pussy and back rear end alignment. When you stop and think about it, anything is possible and we shouldn’t be afraid to go outside of our comfort zone. Food for thought.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

It would be weird if poo poo could trickle down to a pussy. Then again it's weird that piss can trickle down to an rear end.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Imagine having to explain to someone you paid 10$ to have access to stuff like this!

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Dicktail.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Taking a poo poo would be more difficult. Sure if thats the way it was we’d be used to it and probably have a method but I think if this thread was posted in reverse dick and butt world we’d probably agree that it would be easier to take a poo poo if not a little weird.

e: :five:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Doggy style just got real fuckin weird

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Everytime you sit on the toilet you would be doing the Thirsty Bird manoeuvre.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Probably our knees would have evolved to bend backwards or else we'd poop all over ourselves

zhar
May 3, 2019

sitting down would be painful, for the balls

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Buttfucking. That's what would happen. Lots and lots of buttfucking.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
It’d all work out in the end.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Urinals would be for making GBS threads. And maybe there’d be more concern over diet if we were all directly confronted with the consistency of our poop.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Reversed like poop comes out my dick hole and piss comes out my rear end?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
so like if i were to want to lay with a lady i'd have to lie down on my stomach and she'd lie down on her back on top of me and rub her buttvag on my buttdong?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i think it's an interesting question and i would like if lord waffel beard would respond.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

you would have to redesign chairs and bike seats or life as a man would become too unbearable to live i think

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bird with big dick posted:

Reversed like poop comes out my dick hole and piss comes out my rear end?

Piss is stored in the...rectum?

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003

Burt Sexual posted:

It’d all work out in the end.

Agreed. It all winds up in the same place

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

The whole butt, or just the hole?

Seizon
Oct 10, 2011



names written in the snow would be backwards, no other changes i think

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
I'm gonna put my butt into your butt and then fart really hard

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
It's important to be able to see where your dick is going. I figure humans would have invented some kind of mirror contraption to make it easier though at this stage of human development it'd all be done with body cams

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

do i still have buttcheeks? does my dick just come out of my butt?

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
The rear end is in the front. I don't understand what's so difficult about this concept.

Seizon
Oct 10, 2011



Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The ability to fart forward would change communication, warfare and romance so fundamentally that it would be idiotic to even begin to guess what the world would be like

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*turns off monitor* Well,

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

I believe there's a famous illustration of this very concept on the internet

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Bronze Fonz posted:

Imagine having to explain to someone you paid 10$ to have access to stuff like this!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

combining rear end and pussy into one powerful asspussy.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
The phrase "back dat rear end up" would become intensely confounding

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
projectile diarrhea into the toilet from ten feet away not missing a drop

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Frequency of rear end eating increases due to ability to clean rear end in a top hat more efficiently.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Jay_Zombie posted:

Buttfucking. That's what would happen. Lots and lots of buttfucking.

:hellyeah:

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Dickbutt

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Do you have time for Jesus Christ

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think it’s hot when she suck it from the back. :shrug:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
grab em by the rear end

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
getting your rear end kciked would be way worse. or would it would be changed too, poo poo

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Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
How would pants work, would we all just wear skirts instead?

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