The McDonald's Thread: That's a Nice Burger. For a Clown to Eat.

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DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I'm lovin it

# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 07:31

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 16:35

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

MinutePirateBug posted:

Rats, ate all my food.

I can only read it like this because its how I usually feel after I'm done (gauntlet notwithstanding)

# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 08:20

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

If it makes you feel better, you can just imagine everyone is just being really healthy when not doing gauntlets, like that guy from Man vs Food

# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 21:42

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

UltraRed posted:

I mentioned this from a few pages ago, but I had someone attempt another fraudulent charge through the app. I'd changed my password to some 12 character random thing and deleted the app since then, but that doesn't stop your account from existing out on McDonald's servers. yay.

So far this charge hasn't gone through because the only payment info on the account is the cancelled card, but still McDonald's is really lovely and in denial about their security. Don't use the app.

Do you have the app save your CC info? I usually don't do that on any phone apps.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 23:32

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Hey gently caress that bootsy loving mcdonalds that s on columbus. I put the RIght loving order in the app and the app lets me do it but NO you loving have to make me scan my card inside because theres an error on the app. Straighten that poo poo up

# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 08:20

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Jose Oquendo posted:

I had some spicy nugz today and I think they could be a miracle food.

I pooped today a few hours after eating them and it was the cleanest poop I've had in years. They all came out like logs. No assplosions or difficulty pushing them out. And this is the best part: It was a one wipe poop.

So they were good? How much heat did they have

# ¿ Sep 14, 2020 21:48

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Spicy nugs are alright. Not sure that they're necessarily better than the regular ones though. Just a nice change of pace.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 03:35

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I like mcnuggets

me too

# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 23:32

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Went today, had a pretty decent app deal where you can get 2 of any size fries if you order 20 nugs

# ¿ Oct 17, 2020 01:47

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Help, I can't stop ordering the 5 dollar "20 nugs and 2 large fries deal"

# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 06:13

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Valid once a day!!!! Ronald is trying to kill me

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 02:02

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I ordered it again last night. No more. Its going to expire soon and that will be a good thing. No more deals

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 16:43

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I thought I was out. But they keep PULLING me back in

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 18:52

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I ordered it again last night. No more. Its going to expire soon and that will be a good thing. No more deals

The motherfuckers added another month, wtf

# ¿ Nov 2, 2020 17:00

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Thinkin bout them nuggos and fries

# ¿ Nov 26, 2020 04:43

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Just ate 40 nuggs and 2 large fries as part of a virtual eating challenge between me and 2 friends via zoom. We were all able to finish, but there were no winners.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 22:00

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Ate a mcrib (no sauce). It was real good.

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# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 20:53

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Q_res posted:

The actual "meat" is, by far, the worst part of a McRib. Dear God...

I don't see how its any worse than ground beef or chicken nugget slurry? Its just another meat patty. But I do have low standards.
I used to prefer putting the buffalo sauce or hot mustard on it instead of the bbq. The bbq sauce is just way too sweet.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2020 09:03

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Lol if you don't have a running tab at all the major joints

# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 21:03

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Nostradingus posted:

what happened

Hes in McDonalds jail

# ¿ Aug 1, 2021 16:39

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

That can't be a real post, what the gently caress

# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 01:57

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Smythe posted:

mad? gonna cry?

I assume that the only people that are mad would be your neighbors after listening to crickets loving all night long.

Do you still hear the crickets chirp, Smythe?

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 14:04

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Smythe waking up early in the morning to mod the forums, pouring a bowl of crickets from the cereal box. They writhe and squirm as they drown in the oat milk. He grins, seeing that is the best part of his day. Smythe slams the ban button in between big scoops of crunchy cricks, gotta get the protein in before they get too soggy

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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 14:09

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Mcdonalds points are kinda bullshit, because you can't use them if you also want to use one of their in app deals in the same order

# ¿ Sep 15, 2021 16:19

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Dude wtf

Are you hosting a kids bday party

# ¿ Sep 18, 2021 03:56

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I require fries with my nugs :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 14:54

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Mcrib is back (soon)

# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 03:46

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I wish I had a chicken mcnugget rn

# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 09:17

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Sometimes one is all you need

# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 16:40

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

i say swears online posted:

it's possible you didn't let it age enough for optimum flavor

Dry aging my McMuffins in artisan bourbon barrels

# ¿ May 26, 2022 18:05

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

They always ask me to park and wait anyways so they have some time to fry up my 60 mcnuggets

# ¿ Sep 19, 2022 03:11

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Whats his hair secret tho

Is it also big macs

# ¿ Sep 25, 2022 20:42

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Cactus buddy

# ¿ Sep 29, 2022 16:07

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Cactus buddy

# ¿ Oct 6, 2022 22:15

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Kevin DuBrow posted:

I'm going to say it: a middle bun is a stupid idea.

They just need to do something more with it. Maybe put something on it, like garlic butter

# ¿ Oct 24, 2022 01:49

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Lol "farewell tour"

# ¿ Oct 31, 2022 20:54

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

When I die, bury me underneath the value menu

# ¿ Nov 23, 2022 19:54

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Lol, one winner a week for 3 weeks.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 08:08

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I ate the 50 cent double cheeseburger. It was ok I guess

# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 20:59

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 16:35

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

We would do that at Red Robin like 20 years ago. I guess you couldn't empty them all out at once like that though, but they're just gonna get cold if you do that

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 22:29

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