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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

burger king's mozz are bad imo and the "marinara sauce" especially makes me want to vomit. how does someone at BK HQ taste that poo poo and say "yup, that's good to go, send it out there"

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 20:34

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:54

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Technowrite posted:

"Man, I could kill for some Burger King right now" is not something I have heard since the Burger King Kids Club gave out those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tapes.

before they got rid of it in favor of their popeye's ripoff, the Bacon and Cheese Crispy Chicken was one of my absolute top tier chicken sandys, right there next to the Wendys asiago ranch. i could frequently be heard saying "drat i could really go for a bacon and cheese crispy chicken right now"

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 22:10

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Smythe posted:

solid snake voice: this Whopper was coming out the way it went in.

i wish subforums could have a description like main forums. make this poo poo the loving tcc hovertext tia

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 21:17

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i can't say i blame them honestly fast food corporate lives to gently caress over the franchisee and i bet the franchised location is just tired of having to clean up after corporate's messes at their own expense. see quiznos for a great example of how corporate fast food just mercilessly crushes franchise owners

# ¿ Aug 11, 2021 21:47

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

GORDON posted:

I get that. But they got my money, if they didn't want to refund one of the orders and just given me a gift card, they'd have lost nothing and made a happy customer. They went the other way and ultimately lost a lot of my money, over the years.

it's true, it is a confusing situation. the macdondalds near my house hands out free small meal coupons for basically any small slight so I wonder what the problem with that BK could be

I am getting the cheesy tots rn will report back as I have never had them before

# ¿ Aug 12, 2021 20:06

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

honestly if you had asked me like 10 or 11 yrs ago i'd have put BK #1 on my list of favorite fast food places but it's gone so far downhill it's crazy. still gotta get a long chicken sandy every once in a while though

# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 06:18

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

I ate the long italian and it was pretty loving good

# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 23:05

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

BaconCopter posted:

it'sa pile a crap!

burger king!

borngus king

# ¿ Nov 29, 2021 17:08

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

had some really good fries at burger king

# ¿ Dec 2, 2021 03:44

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

it happened and i have proof. please watch this blurry and grainy video i recorded on my VHS-C camcorder

# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 16:24

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

the only thing I can think of is that they must still have so much sourdough bread left over from their last two miserable failures and need to find a way to get rid of it all. the BK sourdough loving sucks

# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 17:00

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

pulled up for the Italian sandy and the guy at the window says "you got the best sandwich on the menu" and I was like hell yeah mother fucker. true story

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 18:21

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

zesty sauce ftw

# ¿ Apr 28, 2022 12:44

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

my local BK has literally always had chicken fries? since they brought them back for the first time several years ago, it's been ages now feels like. I been had eating chicken fries

# ¿ May 27, 2022 17:20

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

the idea of a spicy chicken big mac gets me excited

# ¿ Aug 24, 2022 23:20

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

just saw an ad for them new Royal Chicken shits. I have my doubts it'll be as good as my dearly departed bacon and cheddar crispy chicken but I am ready to try one

# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 18:12

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

im eating the bacon & swiss royal chicken right now. it is actually insanely loving good i am pretty shocked. idk what they did to the bacon but it tastes amazing

# ¿ Sep 6, 2022 20:31

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Rick posted:

I swear they just renovated all the BKs but what is time.

the last reno that I know of was the aggressive "BK WHOPPER" branding and I think that started in like 2007 or 2008 :pwn:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2022 19:53

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

the bacon and swiss is extremely my poo poo and I'm in the drive thru right now

# ¿ Oct 3, 2022 18:36

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

george motz got me into the idea of enjoying a simple plain hamburger but i have to say, i don't care enough to do that at a fast food joint. that's for more legit places only

# ¿ Oct 29, 2022 00:45

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

looks a bit like the bun they used for the chicken parm sandwich

# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 02:19

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

angry whopper. bring it back you cheap fucks

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 20:32

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

my local bk only has one window. same with the recently renovated maccys. used to have two, now only has one

# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 19:11

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

there'll be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is hank, he'll take you to the whopper lair. and if you're not there in 30 minutes, we take your food

# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 14:37

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:54

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

ate the mushroom and swiss. it was actually really good. whatever that seasoning they put on those burgs is, it's pretty good

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 06:31

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