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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

if you speak with someone over the intercom you're doing it wrong. use the app. submit to Algorithm

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

BK probably has the worst system, at least at my location. Other apps get your order made after you push the "buy" button but BK doesn't seem to start making it until you pull up to the window and say you're there to pick up that specific order. I made the mistake of ordering a shake and then telling them about my app order at the window and had to drive all the way around and start again. BK does have instant-use coupons but again you have to tell them the numbered code at the intercom; mcdonald's instant-use coupons are a better system because they can scan a QR code.

Jack in the box has the best ordering system since you place the order, then on the next screen you get a big red button for them to actually start making it and you can time it pretty well

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

you've got two methods: making the actual order on the app and using an instant-use coupon that doesn't involve paying over the app. both need to be vocalized at the intercom, not the window

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i don't think it's on the drive-through menu but it's on the app and cheaper than i expected

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

got two rodeo burgs and a full kid's meal for $2.17

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i've had the same slate of (really great) coupons that hasn't really changed in months

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

zesty sauce owns and is still the original recipe here

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I do not wish to hear this information

we never had the shortage so I assume there's just a big box of them under a table with my name on it

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

yesterday i had what had to have been a fifty-year-old sergeant (E-5) check into my hotel and refuse to wear a mask. took all i could not to start mocking him (you hit E-5 at like 22 in the army if you're average)

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

tasty eggy

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the filling is worse than jack in the box? really?

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

jitb tacos own because of the audacity to just stick a cheese slice in there

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that made me look up Souper Salad, which had over 150 locations at its peak...right before the 2008 crash. it's got like a dozen places left now and there's no way they're doing well

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

combining specials + an offer on the app is such an amazing deal. two whoppers and a brownie shake for $5.41. thanks for feeding me mr king

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

feedmegin posted:

Yeah no. For it to make you sick by hitting the digestive tract maybe but the stomach will quite sensibly get rid of poo poo a lot sooner if it's like 'noooope this is going to cause trouble if I let it stay in here'.

milkshakes take like thirty minutes

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

on my app, extra lettuce and tomato cost more, but heavy lettuce and tomato seem to be free. can anyone else do the same thing?

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Q_res posted:

So I just had a new offer pop up on the BK app. Spend $5+ as a Royal Perks member and get a chance to earn Crypto. Specifically Dogecoin, Ethereum or Bitcoin.

lol, lmao

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

reviewbrah still the wholesome king

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

burg korngus

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

got two double stackers for six bucks and it is way way too much food

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

WITCHCRAFT posted:

absolutely not.

it's very possible

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

it'll be a bogo app coupon in a week

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

if you get the 2/$5, it only has the calories of one burger

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

WITCHCRAFT posted:

them chicken slabs salty as gently caress

no other fast food or frozen chicken patty is that salty

who told them to do this

me, emphatically, in suburban marketing focus groups

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

sourdough jack 2/$6 best coupon

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

is this a coupon you got in a mailer?

Double Whopper for $3 from the app used to be my fast food indulgence but I haven't seen it in like half a year :sigh:

no, jack in the box's app lets you double-dip. they pioneered what taco bell did and have regular menu items slightly marked down on the app as well as a coupon section. so instead of $1.39 for two tacos it's $.99. for example i'd get one order of the cheap tacos and use one of their app coupons for another two, giving me four tacos for $.99. you gotta fiddle with it but the deals are great

you nailed it though, burger king's dubwap for three bucks is one of the best out there and i'm sad they took it away

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the best sauce ever but oh my god it's going to give me an ulcer. so many tums

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

bird with big dick posted:

One of my friends thought that a lifetime of compulsive tums consumption gave him esophageal cancer.

they absolutely prevented whatever he was doing from getting worse. it's the acid bubbling up the throat that torches things and gives you cancer

tums can gently caress up your stomach by throwing off the pH and affecting how well food breaks down but it can't hurt your throat

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

AdmiralViscen posted:

Buy sweet baby rays secret sauce if you like bk zesty

thx for this

also omeprazole for six years baby, hope those studies about dementia are wrong

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

they're a good snack!!

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i've also noticed places shifting premium items away from the 2/$5 menu and replacing them with dollar-menu garbage

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

there's a $1 burger that has lasso'd my heart

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i assume it's also $1

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i better get reward points for my fake visit

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

can't you just get a spicy chicken, no mayo, add sauce?

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

my personal hell is spicy nugs with zesty sauce, and an hour later no tums

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

bird with big dick posted:

My best friend used to eat a roll of Tums a day and then he got esophageal cancer and died be careful I say swears online I don’t want to lose you too.

yeah the cancer is caused by too much acid bubbling up into the throat, if anything he didn't take enough tums. once i started getting to that point i really backed off my diet. no fast food unless it has protein (goodbye fries) and only do a 'spicy' item like once a month

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i'll say this: popeye's never had a repeatably-usable bogo for the chicken sandwich on the app

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/09/burger-king-400-million-plan-to-revive-us-sales-with-remodels-advertising.html

FINALLY they're fixing their core improvement areas: not enough pretty buildings and slick advertising

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Smythe posted:

big problem with bk is their app is too ugly to use

i kinda like the hideous retro colors. good coupons tip the scale

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