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the Noodles around here aren't bad, but they definitely were better like a decade ago when they still were newish and gave a poo poo. the Japanese pan noodles are ok because they have big, fat, chewy udon noodles.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:i went there once in highschool and they forgot to put cheese in the mac and cheese. Man I'm laughing way too hard at the image of them serving you a buncha bare rear end maccaroni
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Feb 18, 2020 23:31
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Honky Dong Country posted:Man I'm laughing way too hard at the image of them serving you a buncha bare rear end maccaroni https://www.noodles.com/dish/buttered-noodles/
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Feb 19, 2020 00:42
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Lmao people pay for this poo poo
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Feb 19, 2020 00:55
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Honky Dong Country posted:Man I'm laughing way too hard at the image of them serving you a buncha bare rear end maccaroni We were very stoned it was unpleasant
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Feb 19, 2020 01:10
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To be fair they hooked us up after I think they were also very stoned
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Honky Dong Country posted:Lmao people pay for this poo poo haven't you ever met a picky rear end kid?
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:To be fair they hooked us up after I think they were also very stoned https://www.theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897
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Feb 19, 2020 03:03
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Subway sucks still
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RocktheCaulk posted:Subway sucks still This is like number three on the Fast Food Ten Commandments. We do have these, right?
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I'm up to seven: Whenever possible, eat local. Avoid Subway and Panda Express unless you are in an existential starvation crisis. Cold fast food is an abomination and unclean. Sushi is not a fast food. Nutritional values shall never be available at Checkers. Taco Bell and IHOP shall be glorious after six beers and 11PM. If there are bars on the door, don’t eat the fried chicken.
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Feb 19, 2020 15:58
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Popeyes is always so loving slow. I dunno how you've got 5 people working and can't make fast food fast. 
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Feb 27, 2020 05:54
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Chik-Fil-A is lame for proudly advertising gluten free options and then bullshitting when it comes to avoiding cross-contamination. i have celiacs and usually pull up findmeglutenfree.com before going out to eat to get an idea of what i can order. this normally isn’t a big deal, but fast food restaurant reviews are so inconsistent on that site. Chik-Fil-A only has dedicated fryers at select establishments, so a lot of the five star reviews are just people going “gently caress yeah!! i’m eatin fries today!!!” and i’m so happy for them. meanwhile you have someone doing a NIMA test on their order, it comes back positive for gluten, one star. i’m hating on Chik-Fil-A specifically because people hear about it being gluten-free so they bring it up to me and then i have to explain that there are gluten-free options but they’re not exactly free of gluten so it’s not worth it. also, the owners hate gay people and i don’t care for that
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Feb 27, 2020 09:23
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I miss when Mcdonalds made all their food in advance and kept it under the lamp. It’s just as likely to suck these days, only now you have to wait for some idiot to slap it together in front of you. Also props to their head office for not figuring out that you’d still need to staff a bunch of tills even when they added the self service touchscreens: humans still prefer to order from a real person, especially the four hundred old people who just want to chill out with some cheap coffee and a muffin.
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Feb 27, 2020 09:32
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PainterofCrap posted:https://www.theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897 Absolute classic
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Absolute classic Additionally https://www.theonion.com/arbys-apologizes-for-new-beef-n-bacon-sandwich-1819566128 quote:"America, Arby's is cooking up something brand-new," said Donald Forst, president of the fast-food chain. "Just don't hold a parade or anything. This, regrettably, is just another sandwich."
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Torquemada posted:Additionally See also, https://local.theonion.com/area-man-unsure-what-to-do-with-all-the-extra-ketchup-p-1819565919
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Feb 27, 2020 15:30
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Any ramen place that doesnt make their own noddles sucks.
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Arby's Now Charging $2.99 To Let Customers Go Behind Counter, Grab Handfuls Of Roast Beef
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raising canes has no reason to exist, chicken tendies are the easiest and most abundant food in the us and they do nothing else. idgaf about their sauce. i would be happy to never eat another tendy in my life, a low effort played out food that is easily bested by wings or bone in fried chicken, which are also on notice for being played out. fry literally anything else, fish, mushrooms whatever
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May 9, 2020 08:29
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Hear that chicken tendies, you are officially on notice!!!! 
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Why the gently caress does Chipotle even exist? Like, at all? This isn't Britain or one of those other stupid European countries where Mexicans fear to tread, this is America. Why do people go nuts for it when you can find a genuine Mexican restaurant even in Assend, North Dakota? I grew up in North Dakota and this is very wrong (though, slightly less wrong in 2020 than it was in 1990). And please don't take this as a defense of Chipotle, it's both more genuine than North Dakota Mexican food, yet at the same time, way less satisfying. gently caress Chipotle (and Qdoba its the exact same poo poo)
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gently caress Timmy's. Weak rear end coffee that was useless at keeping me up for a flight at the cost of decent coffee downtown. loving Tim Horton whoever you are, you hosed up.
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May 10, 2020 08:55
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KiteAuraan posted:loving Tim Horton whoever you are, you hosed up. Considering he was a Toronto Maple Leaf who never got any money for the use of his name in the coffee business, he absolutely did
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No seriously gently caress Chipotle (and all the derivatives). No one west of Kansas City has any excuse to be eating this poo poo — just bland and room temp chicken, chewy as gently caress beef (don’t even ask about the time they tried to do Carne Asada) mixed with 90% rice and weird liquidy sour cream. It’s not good and if you just want to fill your stomach for $9 have some self respect and go to Taco Bell or get some scoop Chinese food, or something.
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thetan_guy42 posted:raising canes has no reason to exist, chicken tendies are the easiest and most abundant food in the us and they do nothing else. idgaf about their sauce. i would be happy to never eat another tendy in my life, a low effort played out food that is easily bested by wings or bone in fried chicken, which are also on notice for being played out. fry literally anything else, fish, mushrooms whatever Even that sauce that they are so self-hyped on that you have to give up a side to get a second container is pretty bland. I like their lemonade though, although that's just because it's the type of lemonade that I used to make myself when I was a kid (extremely watery).
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thetan_guy42 posted:raising canes has no reason to exist, chicken tendies are the easiest and most abundant food in the us and they do nothing else. idgaf about their sauce. i would be happy to never eat another tendy in my life, a low effort played out food that is easily bested by wings or bone in fried chicken, which are also on notice for being played out. fry literally anything else, fish, mushrooms whatever Fried mushrooms should be a fast food thing I would be 100% on board for that
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May 11, 2020 05:42
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gently caress Jack in the Box' onion rings, and Sonic's. Both are trash and every location I ever tried for both always tasted the same: bad breading, dirty rear end oil. Most fast food places cannot do an onion ring for poo poo, which pisses me off because I like them as my go-to trash food.
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Chipotle/Qdoba are definitely not "Mexican food". They're a fully customizable burrito, so you can get one with corn salsa, a shitload of cilantro, olives, whatever on the inside. I don't expect that from an actual Mexican place, I expect Meat+Rice+Beans+Maybe Green Chili and no substitutions, but much tastier. Moe's is like a solid 25% tastier than either, but we have a local chain (Illegal Pete's) that's the same poo poo but slightly better than all of them, so gently caress Chipotle.
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PainterofCrap posted:I'm up to seven: I genuinely don’t get the hate for Panda Express. At least half of the entrees are perfectly adequate and a few are legitimately good. The rice and chow mein are meh but fine if you mix with the entrees
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Burger King tastes bad and they deserved to be replaced by drive thru Starbucks. I don't even like Starbucks but considering they're much more busy than BK ever was, good riddance.
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Resting Lich Face posted:Popeyes is always so loving slow. I dunno how you've got 5 people working and can't make fast food fast. 30 minutes to get 3 cars through a drive-thru... every single time... is what made us give up on Popeye's in toledo.
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TheAardvark posted:Chipotle/Qdoba are definitely not "Mexican food". They're a fully customizable burrito, so you can get one with corn salsa, a shitload of cilantro, olives, whatever on the inside. I don't expect that from an actual Mexican place, I expect Meat+Rice+Beans+Maybe Green Chili and no substitutions, but much tastier. Denver represent. And 25% is a great number to mention because Illegal Pete’s is about that much more better than the national burrito chains. Which is to say not a ton but at least it’s edible. And the bar is legit. Come to think of it, I think some Colorado style green chile would help the big chains if they adopted it and didn’t gently caress up the preparation too much (heh), just to add some moisture to those dry meat and rice burritos.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Runza sucks. I don't know if they are still in business but if not I'm glad of it. But they’re tons of funza!
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I just saw a commercial for Wingstop, which reminded me of the time I ordered in a 5-piece garlic parmesan tenders & fries and the tenders were so salty I couldn't finish them. That's the only time I ever had Wingstop though, so maybe it's usually good, I don't know.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I just saw a commercial for Wingstop, which reminded me of the time I ordered in a 5-piece garlic parmesan tenders & fries and the tenders were so salty I couldn't finish them. That's the only time I ever had Wingstop though, so maybe it's usually good, I don't know. From the few times I've had boneless/tenders I've noticed them to be a lot saltier than the normal wings. It's probably in the breading they use.
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Fartington Butts posted:From the few times I've had boneless/tenders I've noticed them to be a lot saltier than the normal wings. It's probably in the breading they use. drat, I wish I liked regular wings, because the tender breading has got to be like 75% salt by volume. It hurt my mouth. 
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YeahTubaMike posted:I just saw a commercial for Wingstop, which reminded me of the time I ordered in a 5-piece garlic parmesan tenders & fries and the tenders were so salty I couldn't finish them. That's the only time I ever had Wingstop though, so maybe it's usually good, I don't know. Yep. I went there twice in the past two years and it was the same. I thought the first time was a fluke. It was so salty it was inedible. And my friend actually requests more of their salt on the side. I love love love salt and this was just ridiculous.
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May 25, 2020 21:43
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Wingstop's boneless garlic parmesan wings are fantastic. however i am the kind of person who would probably be tempted by a literal salt-lick
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It's been a while since I've had wingstop but I don't remember the boneless wings being any more salty than other similar fast food chicken products. also the cajun sauce has been my favorite, it's just their buffalo but with cajun dry seasoning too
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