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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

Thread, mildly in parts.

https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/s...081002460110848

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Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich



EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006



GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Thread owns.

Auspex
Dec 21, 2005
Many Bothans died to bring us this information

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.


Grimey Drawer


What SCP is that?

Jasus Christ
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA


a pawg at heart
Nov 26, 2013



Trabant posted:

What SCP is that?

42069 i believe

a pawg at heart
Nov 26, 2013



Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.


Grimey Drawer

a pawg at heart posted:

42069 i believe

Class: Nice

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001



I like this moral. This is a good moral, this is a kind moral.

We should all learn from it.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


This thread should last for 1000 years.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020
Probation
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These all suck

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

dr_rat posted:

I like this moral. This is a good moral, this is a kind moral.

We should all learn from it.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009
Probation
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Fun Shoe

A Grand Egg posted:

These all suck

reported

Jasus Christ
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA


A Grand Egg posted:

These all suck

reported

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little fish? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Harbor Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fish, and I have over 300 confirmed eats. I am trained in mammalian lovemaking and I'm the top pinniped in the entire US western seaboard. You are nothing to me but just another fish. I will eatyou the gently caress out with delight the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving deep bellows. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet?
Thinķ̸͉͍̩̗̪̪͉̥̈̽̎̈́̅́͊ ̴̨̢̛̫̭̪͖͚̭͚͂̑̓͌̉́͌́̾̈́̐̋͘a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗ a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗
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Jasus Christ posted:

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little fish? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Harbor Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fish, and I have over 300 confirmed eats. I am trained in mammalian lovemaking and I'm the top pinniped in the entire US western seaboard. You are nothing to me but just another fish. I will eatyou the gently caress out with delight the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving deep bellows. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet?
Thinķ̸͉͍̩̗̪̪͉̥̈̽̎̈́̅́͊ ̴̨̢̛̫̭̪͖͚̭͚͂̑̓͌̉́͌́̾̈́̐̋͘a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗ a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗a̴̡̨̢̟̼͈̟̼̱̱̘͙͒̎ͅg̵͔̳̤̗̜͖͙͛̆͌͊́̓ą̸̺̙̱͍͍̪̼̭͚͐̍́́̇̑̕ͅì̷͔̭̠͓̬͉͛ͅṇ̶̨̻͊̓̈̍̂̾̈́́̀͐͌̕̕͘͜,̷̡̩̻͖̀͛̆͒͗͑͗͗ ̴̣̤̪̜̲̼̱̲͙̫̻̲̮̌̓̓f̴̳̠̰̪̮̯̰̪̎̆̃̀̂̒̎͛̎̑̑̒͂ư̴̡͍̠̪̦̱͚̤̱̫͖̞͇͌́͌͗̈́͑̀̑͜͜c̴̨̨̖̯̲̘̦͓͑̔̇͌̾͗̒k̶̮͔͎̤̹͖̈́͛́̾̀̌̚͘ȩ̶̪̲̲̙͙̲̲̭̯̋ͅr̷̢̠̺̖̤̰̥͎̭̂̽̈́ͅ.̷̡̞̭̝̩͉̦͎͓̠̜͚̝́̃̊̆̋̂̆́̄̔̔͠ ̵̙͚̻͋͒̾̈́A̴̛̼̬̫̱͎̐́̈̑͗̌̀̉s̸͓̘̬͉̜̀͒̍͆̎́̆̅̿͌͘͠ͅ ̴̟̙͎̩̙̞̂̈́̀̃̽͜͠ẁ̶̞̜͍̞͓͖͈̻́̀̄͗̍̌̈́̈͠͝ȅ̸̝͕̏̏̏̅͊̊͜ ̴̨͙̫̻͖̣͇̞͚̠͗͊̐̾̇́̆̀̽̿̎̿͒̓͝s̸̛̙̳̺̘̺̯̃̎̈́̏͌͐ͅp̸̖̲͖̣̦̩̪͐̑̆͑̿̀͘ė̷̢̜͙̳̼̜͈̠̰̞̦̈̓̊̈́͑̏̓̌̓̕̚͜ä̴͖̺̯̬͇͎̤͉́̿̀ǩ̷͙̈̓̈́̀̚͝ ̵̛̳̯̦͍̘̲Ḯ̶̡̧͙̤̳̦̫̾̀́̓̓͌̋̆̕̕͘ͅ ̸̖͙̰̯̣̈́̈̈̏̉̋̀́̄͠a̴͖̮͍͚̙̗̜͈̭̱̳̰̳͚͑̄̆̎̀̚͜͝m̶̨̲̭̼͉̜̦͉̫̮͐͗
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Jasus Christ
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA





EVERYONE should think about getting one, especially these days.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Hoping for more memes.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Fun Shoe

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

Your friendly neighborhood bop



Thread reminded me that there was a new Salad Fingers last years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeE-J-GjAyQ

Whoria Discordia
Jul 14, 2019

Hey,

I love you



Tiny Tubesteak Tom
Dec 16, 2011

accidentally deflated my balls



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009
Probation
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Fun Shoe

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Fun Shoe

https://i.imgur.com/eR9k9nS.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/E5eYVGe.mp4

Nurge fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Mar 12, 2020

Galaxander
Aug 12, 2009



Fun Shoe


apologies to FelicityGS

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

It's disgraceful - us being forced to pick wood for our smuggler-ancestors beacon-fires!


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