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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Who remembers Wendy's SuperBar?






Who remembers the Pizza Hut buffet?




I'm pretty sure some still exist! There was one near me with a lunch buffet but it closed a couple years ago.

Did you know there's at least one KFC with a buffet?? This one is in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin! It's had a buffet for decades.



I for one would really enjoy a buffet of various Taco Bell crunchwrap wedges or Wendy's spicy nugs.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


whos got the scoop on casino buffets

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


I swear buffets were way more common when I was a kid.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

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Resting Lich Face posted:

I swear buffets were way more common when I was a kid.

I think that's true, they kind of had a heyday in the 80s and 90s when everyone wanted to supersize everything and all that. Then I think people became more health conscious and didn't want to eat 3 plates and got grossed out when Sizzler got shut down for ebola or whatever. I think buffets are primed to make a comeback! They kind of already are with fancy grocery stores with big hot bars for millennials and xennials who don't want to cook.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Maybe they shut down because John Pinette be there four hour.

Flunky
Jan 1, 2014



remember ponderosa

apparently there's still 75 of them somewhere out there

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

Coal Jobs for the Coal God



Flunky posted:

remember ponderosa

apparently there's still 75 of them somewhere out there

I have 1 in my city. It sucks

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO




Dr. Akitins and his army of bad breath people and their flittering test strips did serious damage across the mid level management spreadsheets of the meat and cheese serving AYCE industry.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



My favorite genre of buffet is the Chinese buffet that also serves sushi. Actually a straight up sushi buffet is better but I haven't seen one in a long time. Those probably dont make money because people like me go and eat all the sushi.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005



Pizza hut buffet pizza is not the same as ordered pies I swear though. But early 90's eating in a smoky, dimly lit Pizza Hut with my free personal pan for filling up another Book It! button, while my dad drinks light beer and eats off the buffet is a memory I can't get rid of treasure.

All the KFC/Pizza Hut buffets I can think of, are right on an intestate exit.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.



Toilet Rascal

Cici’s pizza still exists and while it is scrub tier pizza, it’s infinity slices for $5.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Everyone owes it to themselves to read Golden_Corral.txt

It's about a guy going to Golden Corral to people watch. And the sights he sees are amazing. I read it maybe once a year.

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halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

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I wish Hartz Chicken Buffet would expand outside Texas. for AYCE of every part of the chicken including livers and guzzards? I can already feel the excess grease building up on my face.


pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs


When I worked near a Golden Corral I would go there for lunch once every couple months to fill up a to-go box.

The people I saw sitting in the booths by themselves at 1:30 on a Tuesday afternoon, honestly depressed the hell out of me and ruined the rest of my day.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Seems more Americans are realizing that dinner doesn't have to be eating 3 plates full of meat followed up by a plate full of desserts OP. hth.

Although when I was a kid / teen, there was a small pizza place that had a buffet that was pretty awesome. Good pizza and pasta & salad...

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WEH
Feb 22, 2009



Yam Slacker

looking forward to eating myself into a coma at an indian buffet or buffets at some point later this year

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Haven't been to a chinese buffet in forever, seems like.
Used to live near one that had these MASSIVE mussels, sushi, and some super good hot'n'sour soup all of which I am now missing.


Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Seems more Americans are realizing that dinner doesn't have to be eating 3 plates full of meat followed up by a plate full of desserts OP. hth.

Although when I was a kid / teen, there was a small pizza place that had a buffet that was pretty awesome. Good pizza and pasta & salad...

I just can't eat as much as I used to. In the past few years, even when I go to a regular restaurant I have to cut my burger in half. If I was 16 I could spend over an hour eating at a buffet.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

the filthy rear end KING BUFFET SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MORE recently re-opened near me. they get busses of fogers from odl folks homes and poo poo a lot. it is also PACKED again, despite the deadly disease ransacking our country lmfao






TO BE HONEST it is loving good and it supremely owns to drink 1-2 40oz liquors while walking to the KING BUFFET and then feast, forever.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

u can get, like, 9999 shrimp. no problem.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


i started posting pics of golden corral in the Americana thread today


Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

lmfao

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



I don’t think it’s Americans being any more health conscious. Quite the opposite, I think we got Too Good at buffets to make it a sane monetary proposition for the chain.

I’m old enough to remember the Wendy’s Superbar — there was a delicate balance in making stuff like this work which centered around 65+ seniors in WW2 veteran hats hanging out at a fast food restaurants socially for hours and spending money on coffee but eating a reasonable human’s portion. This balanced out the pothead teenagers and gluttonous boomer dads who were already taking the restaurant for a bath.

In 2021 sure some people will avoid buffets to be healthy but those who show up will eat them out of loving house and home. Consider Youtubers, gym guys, legal weed and what you’d need to charge at a fast food restaurant to turn a profit on unlimited food

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


Besides featuring several dead wrestlers, this commercial also stuck with me because of the buffet advertisements.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG7aCcoxU4Q

All the pizza, salad, and muffins you can handle.

Muffins?

I think they realized that was insane and revised it to garlic toast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVotqu-pZw4

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


HD DAD posted:

Cici’s pizza still exists and while it is scrub tier pizza, it’s infinity slices for $5.

This applies to almost everything posted in this subforum, but what the gently caress is it made of to be virtually free.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


Torquemada posted:

This applies to almost everything posted in this subforum, but what the gently caress is it made of to be virtually free.

It was a dollar for college students on Mondays at my school. Explain how that worked lol

barnold
Dec 16, 2011

...but i didnt finish




used to loving love Old Country Buffet. bring back Old Country Buffet. i have a handful of chinese lunch buffets still around but i don't want loving chinese buffet 24/7, i want roast beef and french fries and heinously gooey mac and cheese and all other manners of disgusting american food that chinese buffets just can't match



Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


i legit want to go back to a ryan's/ponderosa/etc. just to eat like, 30 of those big yeast rolls.


i was a fan of Sweet Tomatoes/Souplantation too, the salad/soup/pasta buffet chain. COVID finally ripped them all though

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


Tato posted:

Besides featuring several dead wrestlers, this commercial also stuck with me because of the buffet advertisements.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG7aCcoxU4Q

All the pizza, salad, and muffins you can handle.

Muffins?

I think they realized that was insane and revised it to garlic toast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVotqu-pZw4

off topic but imagine trying to actually get a warranty repair on your 15 dollar plastic telephone

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




the brazilian steakhouse places are top tier buffets

honorable mention is the fancy loving hotel restaurant easter brunch in your city that's like $60/person and has ice sculptures


The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




carry on then posted:

off topic but imagine trying to actually get a warranty repair on your 15 dollar plastic telephone

hey, that was a LOT of money back then

like $40

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn


WEH posted:

looking forward to eating myself into a coma at an indian buffet or buffets at some point later this year

the indian restaurant near me used to do a sunday buffet in the before times, and it was like, not a buffet restaurant quality thing

it was like a national holiday "all your family is here" quality potluck, everything was amazing, no trays of cheap zero effort greasefood

every single week. you could come by any sunday and it felt like you stopped at somebody's wedding or christmas family meal, all dishes on point like your parents and aunts and uncles were trying to outdo each other politely

I miss chinese buffets more though, because I am guilty of the sin of gluttony. Salty, crispy, savory, spicy, crunchy, tender, give me all the meats coated in all the things. Breaded fried shrimp in mayo? Sure, why the gently caress not? Interlude at plate 3 or so to have the "mongolian grill" make you a plate of 3x spicy garlic noodles/zucchini/mushrooms/onions. Fried biscuit dough rolled in sugar. Sesame balls. Questionable sushi. Chicken wangs. Panko breaded fried veg slices. Salt and pepper breaded frog legs. A big vat of "soup with dumplings" where you can have OOPS ALL DUMPLINGS AND GREEN ONION bowl

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019



I miss Pizza Hut buffet. The one near me closed down and they moved to a new building with delivery/carryout only and no dining room. That seems to be the hot new trend

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


my kingdom for a plate of chicken on a stick and egg rolls with a cup of hot mustard

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

WITCHCRAFT posted:

A big vat of "soup with dumplings" where you can have OOPS ALL DUMPLINGS AND GREEN ONION bowl


I would take the bowl (or if it's a real classy place, a soup mug that still has Big Country Buffet stamped on the bottom) and get some lo mein and top it off with hot and sour soup and lots of green onions.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



you broke my grill posted:

I miss Pizza Hut buffet. The one near me closed down and they moved to a new building with delivery/carryout only and no dining room. That seems to be the hot new trend

I think that's pretty much every Pizza Hut now. I couldn't tell you where an actual sit down version was in my area.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Shoney's breakfast buffet man. Just loading up a plate with heaps and heaps of bacon.

The KFC buffet has a special place in my heart, and I think the one in my hometown still has it but only during lunch. Anyway, one of my high school buddies lived within a mile of this KFC buffet. When I finally decided that, yeah, I was ready to give weed a go, he and another friend of ours decided the best way to go about my introduction to the Devil's lettuce was to smoke up and walk to the KFC buffet. And I'm here to tell ya, buddy, they were absolutely correct.

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves



I had a buffet in my old neighborhood that was like all the best parts of a chinese buffet plus the best parts of Golden Corral. They even cooked [albeit lovely quality] steak to your liking. Goddamn I loved that place.

It didn't survive through the pandemic though.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

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Iain
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code


I remember Rax, a roast beef place like Arbys, having a taco buffet. I always liked the Pizza Hut buffets, especially when they did wings. The chicken alfredo pasta was pretty good. It seems like every couple years I come across a KFC lunch buffet, probably overdue for one. Need to travel more I guess.

Who else's parents used to say you were below the children discount age when you obviously weren't? No one ever questioned it but man I was embarrassed every time.

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