Can you ever truly relax in jeans?

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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Denim with some stretch can accommodate a mild relaxing sesh, but one can never really relax while wearing denim. Too restrictive! Buttons and zippers cutting in all over the place!

Keen to hear your thoughts.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 10:12

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:29

tradjik

Jeans Are Not A Comfortable Clothing

ty heather papps u da bes

# ? Feb 5, 2020 10:20

Escape From Noise

I always wear jeans and I'm incredibly uptight so this checks out.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 12:10

Escape From Noise

Wearing jeans during a hostage negotiations so the terrorists can't get one in over me when I relax. I will never relax.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 12:13

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Jeans and a blazer, cos I'm here to do business but I've also got a fun side

# ? Feb 5, 2020 12:32

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I have this great pair of flared jeans from Torrid that make my rear end look great and theyre real soft and stretchy, but every ounce of chill and relaxation is negated when i remember thst theyre only made to LOOK like they have front pockets.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 13:16

Escape From Noise

Chewbecca posted:

Jeans and a blazer, cos I'm here to do business but I've also got a fun side

Why not get a denim jacket? A full Canadian tuxedo. Very polite.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 13:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

every summer starts when i buy a pair of black jeans at a thrift store and make a new pair of cut offs.

i have chilled, relaxed and maxed all cool, i've even played b ball outside of the school, in denim.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 5, 2020 14:18

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I have this great pair of flared jeans from Torrid that make my rear end look great and theyre real soft and stretchy, but every ounce of chill and relaxation is negated when i remember thst theyre only made to LOOK like they have front pockets.

Women's clothes are fairly poo poo for pockets all-round to be fair, so even when I have them I don't use them

# ? Feb 5, 2020 15:21

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

JNCOs are the solution op. get the ones w/ flames on em so u can relax @ the height of fashion. easy and breezy

:goku:

# ? Feb 5, 2020 17:42

lamb: A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty

Mine have an elastic waistband, so yes

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:31

biosterous

government is providing track pants to all citizens so we'll all be too complacent to stand against them. i'm too smart for them! i only ever wear jeans so i can remain vigilant

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# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:46

Twenty Four

"casual friday" at the office where you are encouraged to put on jeans instead of the regular more comfortable lower half business attire that you wear every other day

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:57

vanisher

The official pants of byob is... no pants?

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# ? Feb 5, 2020 19:03

vanisher

If you cant sleep in it you cant relax in it

# ? Feb 5, 2020 19:04

Macnult

You have to make sure the tag that says "relaxed fit" doesn't have "sike!" written in fine print.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 19:06

Twenty Four

vanisher posted:

The official pants of byob is... no pants?

of course! i mean its Bring Your Own Butt, not Bring Your Own Pants!

# ? Feb 5, 2020 19:13

Finger Prince

I find jeans very comfortable and relaxing. I can lounge like a lounge master in jeans. Sleep in jeans? No problem. Wrap me in denim. I have an epic jean jacket that I rarely wear because I am wary of doing the double denim, but I just heard from Tan that it's ok to do double denim as long as the colours are close (but not identical). So gonna wear that jacket when it stops being cold.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 19:46

Yinlock

that's what jorts are for op

# ? Feb 5, 2020 19:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

Yinlock posted:

that's what jorts are for op

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 5, 2020 19:57

vanisher

Jorts junderpants and jocks

# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:23

Goons Are Gifts

Fight against the suppression that are pants, fight for freedom, fresh air and freely swinging power

# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:27

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

Levi's s67 athletic cut jeans are the only comfy jeans

They are made for us folk with big butts and beefy calves, I have literally done an entire push/pull workout in them without tearing a ball off

A++ they sell em at walmart

# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

lamb posted:

Mine have an elastic waistband, so yes

I need to know more about this jean

# ? Feb 5, 2020 22:36

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

yes, op

# ? Feb 5, 2020 22:38

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

jeans are my standard wear around the house pants

# ? Feb 5, 2020 22:38

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

jeans are for working. basketball shorts are for trying to relax when it would be rude to be nude

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# ? Feb 5, 2020 23:06

Professor of Cats

If The FIRST thing you do when getting home from work isnt kicking those drat jeans off your body, I dont know what to tell you. PJs/shorts/etc for life

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:21

Escape From Noise

Denim wife denim life.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Denim wife denim life.

the ol' ball chaingang

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 6, 2020 01:20

City of Glompton

pajama jeans

# ? Feb 6, 2020 01:51

Escape From Noise

I lay on a bed of denim, stuffed with shredded jeans. The sheets are made of upcycled jeans. I pull the sheet over me and release the winch holding my weighted denim blanket stuffed with JNCO Jeans and rivets. The ultimate relaxation.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 02:34

Finger Prince

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I lay on a bed of denim, stuffed with shredded jeans. The sheets are made of upcycled jeans. I pull the sheet over me and release the winch holding my weighted denim blanket stuffed with JNCO Jeans and rivets. The ultimate relaxation.

Hnngggg

# ? Feb 6, 2020 02:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I lay on a bed of denim, stuffed with shredded jeans. The sheets are made of upcycled jeans. I pull the sheet over me and release the winch holding my weighted denim blanket stuffed with JNCO Jeans and rivets. The ultimate relaxation.

nightstand lamp switch is a tasteful wallet chain

# ? Feb 6, 2020 02:53

Robot Made of Meat

I wear Levi's 501s when the weather's too cold for shorts. I find them to be pretty comfortable, but I do change into something comfier when I want to relax.

But yes, I can definitely relax, and even sleep in them.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Feb 6, 2020 03:01

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

nightstand lamp switch is a tasteful wallet chain

Excellent accenting.

Lampshade is also denim.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 03:01

Escape From Noise

Hitting the beach and turning heads with my denim one piece bathing suit. Ladies asking if it's real denim. Yes. Yes it is. In fact it's raw. :smuggo: