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It is very important to keep your Force in balance and to have exactly equal parts good and evil, which is what balance means. For instance, when the Dark Side says "kill them all, not just the men but also the womyn + childern", and the Light Side says "kill none of them", I say "kill half of them, equal amounts of men women and younglings". But keeping a balanced diet is just as important, and so with all food I eat I make sure to mix in 50% toxic waste by mass. This also makes it easier to keep my whole body in balance with exactly half of my cells being normal and the other half cancer. What are your favorite lifehacks to keeping a balanced Force?
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Feb 5, 2020 16:00
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Well when we play Star Wars I shouldn't have to be a stuck up Jedi consular everytime COLBY
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Feb 5, 2020 16:43
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A truly balanced Jedi never shits.
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Feb 5, 2020 18:15
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Double bladed lightsaber, red on one end blue on the other.
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Feb 5, 2020 18:20
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reignofevil posted:A truly balanced Jedi never shits. Only a poo poo deals in absolutes. Spend half your time making GBS threads and half time not, alternatively fart at all times.
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Feb 5, 2020 19:15
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If you can kick a garden gnome: do so.
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Feb 5, 2020 19:19
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instead of turning up the thermostat, try wearing a sweater
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Feb 5, 2020 19:26
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dudeness posted:Double bladed lightsaber, red on one end blue on the other.
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Feb 5, 2020 19:26
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Squizzle posted:instead of turning up the thermostat, try wearing a sweater Darth Father!
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Feb 5, 2020 19:29
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If you are on a planet, that planet is spinning. You need to spin just as fast in the opposite direction.
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Feb 5, 2020 19:54
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dudeness posted:Double bladed lightsaber, red on one end blue on the other. Also you can spin it around when you need to pull someone over.
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Feb 5, 2020 19:59
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A perfectly balanced burger is one that 50% burger and 50% pickles.
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Feb 5, 2020 22:36
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There is a light side and a dark side when you make someone laugh until their noses bleed.
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Feb 5, 2020 22:40
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reignofevil posted:There is a light side and a dark side when you make someone laugh until their noses bleed. Also when laughing at them while handing them a tissue.
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Feb 5, 2020 22:51
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Balance out any weird sex porn (anime, incest, fixer upper) with an equal amount of British medieval detective drama like Cadfael.
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Feb 5, 2020 23:28
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the only truly balanced action you can take is picking up rocks. throwing them at people is dark side, moving them to help people is light side. just pick up rocks and put them back down for the rest of your life
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Feb 6, 2020 15:44
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Sorry, everything I know about maintaining spiritual balance I learned from Avatar: The Last Airbender, not Star Wars.
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Feb 6, 2020 16:55
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when using garlic powder instead of whole garlic, you can extract more garlic flavor by rehydrating it before cooking. combine the garlic powder w an equal volume of water, forming a paste. sauté the paste as you would minced garlic!!
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