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I'm not posting a picture of me beardless, but I can say with certainty that I look drat sexy. The best thing about trying this, is that I can always grow it back. But for now, I will remain beardless.
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coward.
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Feb 5, 2020 17:30
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The ringleader is going to be pissed, OP
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Feb 5, 2020 17:31
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You probably look like a big baby and that's why you're not posting a pic
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Feb 5, 2020 17:31
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Hell Yeah posted:coward. Really, I was getting tired of the patches of gray. 1redflag posted:The ringleader is going to be pissed, OP I am the ringleader.
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Feb 5, 2020 17:31
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No one wants their rear end ate with a smooth face
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Feb 5, 2020 17:33
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pics or it didn't happen
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Feb 5, 2020 17:33
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SleepySonata posted:You probably look like a big baby and that's why you're not posting a pic Yeah, a HOT babe. DarkSoulsTantrum posted:No one wants their rear end ate with a smooth face Yes they do?
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Feb 5, 2020 17:33
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Finish the job. Shave your head. It is true freedom. Buy a hat though, it gets cold.
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Feb 5, 2020 17:35
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Finish the job. Shave your head. It is true freedom. i recently cut my hair AND shaved me beard and it seriously takes 5 degrees off indoors and more outside
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Feb 5, 2020 17:50
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posting this thread without a pic is just announcing to the world what an idiot coward bitch you are
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Feb 5, 2020 17:56
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if you didnt eat it you wasted it
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Feb 5, 2020 18:01
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GolfHole posted:if you didnt eat it you wasted it Clogged the drain with it, then ate it.  The Walrus posted:posting this thread without a pic is just announcing to the world what an idiot coward bitch you are Do you not know I'm a masochist that strives for self deprecation and humiliation?
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Feb 5, 2020 18:07
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GolfHole posted:if you didnt eat it you wasted it 
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Feb 5, 2020 18:09
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I Shaved my beard today To see what’s under it The razor slides along I bought it at Target
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Feb 5, 2020 18:09
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There are three types of men: 1. Men who can either go clean shaven or bearded and get away with both. 2. Men who should NEVER attempt a beard (usually those under the age of 25). 3. Men who should grow a beard and NEVER shave it off. Congratulations if you are type 1, OP. I'm a type 3 myself. It runs in the family - I remember taking trays of food up to my crazy old great aunt who lived in our attic and never came out even though she wasn't locked in. She had a more impressive beard than I had even when I was 17.
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Feb 5, 2020 18:11
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I'm gonna shave my beard tonight op. Trim actually, so I have some stubble remaining 
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Feb 5, 2020 18:16
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Valko posted:1. Men who can either go clean shaven or bearded and get away with both. This is me, but being clean shaven makes me look 15 years younger so I stick with the full beard.
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Feb 5, 2020 18:19
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Valko posted:There are three types of men: I'm a type 1. My beard doesn't come off til March though.
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Feb 5, 2020 18:20
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Valko posted:There are three types of men: I don't personally prefer a beard or not. I usually do other's prefer in that regard. It's still baffling to me how divided people are with this preference. So maybe I'll go beard/no beard, right down the middle. shut up blegum posted:I'm gonna shave my beard tonight op. Trim actually, so I have some stubble remaining Did I inspire you?
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Feb 5, 2020 18:21
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half the reason I grew a beard (not that I can't pull off a great beard) is that my facial hair sucks and my face sucks and I could never get a close shave without several passes and lots of razorburn, and I thought I'd tried everything pre-beard, but I recently bought a muhle r41 (an aggressive safety razor) and it changed my life, gives me a perfect close shave in 1-2 passes without ever choking even on a few days' stubble & I actually shockingly kind of enjoy shaving now
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Feb 5, 2020 18:34
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I I'm singing this to the tune of Hurt. Not sure if that was intentional or not. poverty goat posted:half the reason I grew a beard (not that I can't pull off a great beard) is that my facial hair sucks and my face sucks and I could never get a close shave without several passes and lots of razorburn, and I thought I'd tried everything pre-beard, but I recently bought a muhle r41 (an aggressive safety razor) and it changed my life, gives me a perfect close shave in 1-2 passes without ever choking even on a few days' stubble & I actually shockingly kind of enjoy shaving now I need to find a good razor again. Anything Bic seems to, of course, suck.
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Feb 5, 2020 18:51
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poverty goat posted:half the reason I grew a beard (not that I can't pull off a great beard) is that my facial hair sucks and my face sucks and I could never get a close shave without several passes and lots of razorburn, and I thought I'd tried everything pre-beard, but I recently bought a muhle r41 (an aggressive safety razor) and it changed my life, gives me a perfect close shave in 1-2 passes without ever choking even on a few days' stubble & I actually shockingly kind of enjoy shaving now shave safe, poverty goat!
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Feb 5, 2020 18:59
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I Now my face is bald Some nicks with blood that spurts Doused in alcohol Aftershave really hurts
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Feb 5, 2020 19:12
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What have I become My sweetest friend? Every hair I know Goes away in the end The razor cuts a hair The old familiar sting Try to cut it all away But I remember everything Beneath the stains of cream The shavings disappear You are someone else I am still NO BEARD
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Feb 5, 2020 20:33
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Keep following those trends, OP.
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Feb 5, 2020 20:37
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:What have I become lol
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Feb 5, 2020 21:06
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:No one wants their rear end ate with a smooth face This is extremely false
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Feb 5, 2020 21:23
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As long as she consented, I don't see a problem.
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Feb 5, 2020 21:24
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Post a picture of your chin and neck.poverty goat posted:half the reason I grew a beard (not that I can't pull off a great beard) is that my facial hair sucks and my face sucks and I could never get a close shave without several passes and lots of razorburn, and I thought I'd tried everything pre-beard, but I recently bought a muhle r41 (an aggressive safety razor) and it changed my life, gives me a perfect close shave in 1-2 passes without ever choking even on a few days' stubble & I actually shockingly kind of enjoy shaving now I use an electric razor, but that thing looks slick.
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Feb 5, 2020 21:24
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I know "thread is worthless without pics" is a bad trope usually used to harass women into posting pictures of their breasts, but it really does apply here. What the hell, OP!
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Feb 5, 2020 21:27
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A passé trend in men's fashion, that encourages lax grooming? On this forum???
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Feb 5, 2020 21:37
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The real money is in shaving others' beatds. Barbers got it all figured out, man.
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Feb 5, 2020 22:05
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gleebster posted:The real money is in shaving others' beatds. Barbers got it all figured out, man. Local man discovers one weird trick to saving THOUSANDS on hair care. Barbers HATE him!
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Feb 5, 2020 22:08
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Feb 5, 2020 22:11
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Thank god for the NIN parody otherwise this thread would suck.
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Feb 5, 2020 22:27
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OP is bragging about shaving off some peach fuzz and pretending they changed their life.
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Feb 5, 2020 22:35
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Hell Yeah posted:coward.
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Feb 5, 2020 22:36
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I haven't shaved off my beard completely since, like, age 17. I'm 31 now
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mobby_6kl posted:As long as she consented, I don't see a problem. Lol
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