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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Guys guys guys... Holeeee poo poo..

I was just chilling in the bathroom trying to avoid class with some 'stomach distress' anyway I was just on my phone and I heard these to guys come in they didn't see my feet they just start fuckin in the stall next to me. I think it was Fran Kopanos and Scott Fredrick.... I always thought they were ladies men.

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bomb
Nov 3, 2005


tater_salad posted:

Guys guys guys... Holeeee poo poo..

I was just chilling in the bathroom trying to avoid class with some 'stomach distress' anyway I was just on my phone and I heard these to guys come in they didn't see my feet they just start fuckin in the stall next to me. I think it was Fran Kopanos and Scott Fredrick.... I always thought they were ladies men.

Fran and Scott? No way. They were probably just working on the Senior Prank and maybe recording some fake noises for it? My cousin has a huge crush on Scott and said they totally hooked up.

Runaway Legs
Oct 11, 2012

Not a hat
Fun Shoe
U guys gotta promise not to tell anyone but there's gonna be a party at Ed's house tomorrow and I know this for a fact because I just heard Ryan brag to Krystal about him and Andy getting a keg

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Oh great, thanks guys. Leave me out of the conversation just because I'm sitting in the dork corner of the cafeteria wearing the KMFDM shirt.

You'll all be sorry YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

HatJudge posted:

U guys gotta promise not to tell anyone but there's gonna be a party at Ed's house tomorrow and I know this for a fact because I just heard Ryan brag to Krystal about him and Andy getting a keg

What are you, high? Don't go to the house, Ed's parents will freak out. No, the party is in the field up County Road 6. Of course there's going to be a bonfire. Ed's dad moved the cows out of that pasture in spring so there won't even be a bunch of cow poo poo to avoid like there was at Wild Bill's party.

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

Moon Slayer posted:

What are you, high? Don't go to the house, Ed's parents will freak out. No, the party is in the field up County Road 6. Of course there's going to be a bonfire. Ed's dad moved the cows out of that pasture in spring so there won't even be a bunch of cow poo poo to avoid like there was at Wild Bill's party.

Cody has a bunch of old pallets outside his dad's shop we can burn . Let's load them in his truck and bring them. light it up!!

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Eclipse12 posted:

Cody has a bunch of old pallets outside his dad's shop we can burn . Let's load them in his truck and bring them. light it up!!

Uh are you kidding? Tony showed me this YouTube video where these scientists made rats inhale pallet smoke and they all died.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
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Dude, that was railroad ties. Pallets are fine. Are you gunna be a huge pussy about it, or are you going to help us load up the truck?

naem
May 29, 2011

I feel like “did you hear” gossip would all be handled by social media today

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

naem posted:

I feel like “did you hear” gossip would all be handled by social media today

Shut up Chrissy!!! No one cares about that tedtalk you read on watching tiktok!!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i heard craigs brother just died in a jet ski accident

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Hell yeah, me and the boys are going to the beach this weekend!

*beach is a somewhat wide river bend in a state park because we live a thousand miles away from any ocean or non-toxic lake.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Moon Slayer posted:

Hell yeah, me and the boys are going to the beach this weekend!

*beach is a somewhat wide river bend in a state park because we live a thousand miles away from any ocean or non-toxic lake.

If you and me and Marcus all bring our shovels and dig out the narrows and haul rocks for like 2 or 3 hours we could get like a six, eight inch standing wave going and boogieboard on it!

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

So, who's doing what this weekend? I gotta help my dad clean out the garage. he's been super pissy ever since he got laid off from Home Depot so I really don't wanna make him mad by flaking on it. Sunday I might go down to the vacant lot and see if those college kids are there again. They just hang, listen to music, and break whatever they find lying around. Just chill stuff, ya know?

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
Me, I'm gonna walk along the disused train track and put every glass bottle I find on a tree branch and stand back and bust it with pebbles from the trackbed. Write graffiti. Sneak onto the golf course and dodge the golf patrol

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
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Man, gently caress that lame poo poo. I'm gunna go over to Greg's house and watch faces of death and then some of his dads porn tapes once his parents fall asleep. Probably steal some of his dad's beers too.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Careful I heard his dad knows the exact number of beer cans he has in his fridge.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

tater_salad posted:

Careful I heard his dad knows the exact number of beer cans he has in his fridge.

Just steal some his dad's vodka and refill it with water. His dad will totally never find out.

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
hey someone has some pot? im going over kathy´s and that loving moron craig doesnt pick up the phone
beers on me this friday!

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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Derek Patterson told me that his dad used to hang out with Mr. McKeade a long time ago and he used to do a BUNCH of cocaine all the time and I wonder if that’s why he acts all twitchy at the end of fifth period AP English? Anyway it’s soooo obvious Mr. McKeade wants to gently caress Mandy Jimenez and I think she knows but I can’t tell if she thinks he’ll just give her an easy A or if maybe she’s into it? Kinda gross.

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